Snow Crash
05-30-2009, 11:36 PM
We'd like to talk to you about a REAL environmental catastrophe, one that has far reaching consequences for Earth, and could affect generations for, well, generations.
Smurfs are facing extinction, and its due largely to man's impact on the planet. Depleted uranium, oil spills, used condoms, terminator seeds, Dick Cheney, MTV, toxic waste, rhododendrons, mounds of steaming human faeces, Stealth Bombers, digital telecom signals, prozac finding its way into the water supply, fossil fuels, McDonalds, and Bill O'Reilly, have all largely contributed to the decline in Smurf numbers. We interviewed this man, head of the Monsanto Corporation:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Gargamel_and_Azrael_from_the_Smurfs.jpg
He declined to comment when asked about what steps his company is prepared to take in order to save the smurfs. It is alleged Monsanto have been found to be behind lobbying efforts in Washington DC aimed at introducing laws that make it legal to destroy the smurf village and replace it with a field of GM crops.
According to The White House, intelligence suggests that the Smurf Village, still under sanctions from when it invaded Disneyland in 1990, is developing weapons of mass destruction in order to deter Monsanto, a move that has been called "Dangerous" in a typically whining speech by the biggest cartoon character on the block, Barack Obama.
http://blog.pricegrabber.co.uk/gottahave/files/2009/01/barack-obama-2.jpg
It is feared that any military face off between the Corporates, and their US and British allies/stooges/puppets and the Smurfs, could lead to more scenes like this, which was filmed in the UN bombing of the Smurf VIllage in 1991:
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Clearly, we need to avoid more death. So seriously, please...
Stop the smurficide.
This message was brought to you by the WWF, not the one that had to change its name, in association with godlikeproductions.com "Keeping the truth hidden"
Smurfs are facing extinction, and its due largely to man's impact on the planet. Depleted uranium, oil spills, used condoms, terminator seeds, Dick Cheney, MTV, toxic waste, rhododendrons, mounds of steaming human faeces, Stealth Bombers, digital telecom signals, prozac finding its way into the water supply, fossil fuels, McDonalds, and Bill O'Reilly, have all largely contributed to the decline in Smurf numbers. We interviewed this man, head of the Monsanto Corporation:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Gargamel_and_Azrael_from_the_Smurfs.jpg
He declined to comment when asked about what steps his company is prepared to take in order to save the smurfs. It is alleged Monsanto have been found to be behind lobbying efforts in Washington DC aimed at introducing laws that make it legal to destroy the smurf village and replace it with a field of GM crops.
According to The White House, intelligence suggests that the Smurf Village, still under sanctions from when it invaded Disneyland in 1990, is developing weapons of mass destruction in order to deter Monsanto, a move that has been called "Dangerous" in a typically whining speech by the biggest cartoon character on the block, Barack Obama.
http://blog.pricegrabber.co.uk/gottahave/files/2009/01/barack-obama-2.jpg
It is feared that any military face off between the Corporates, and their US and British allies/stooges/puppets and the Smurfs, could lead to more scenes like this, which was filmed in the UN bombing of the Smurf VIllage in 1991:
b]7MAYrF1PDksb]
Clearly, we need to avoid more death. So seriously, please...
Stop the smurficide.
This message was brought to you by the WWF, not the one that had to change its name, in association with godlikeproductions.com "Keeping the truth hidden"