The lawn mowing conspiracy

[theeindiee]

Do you ever notice.... it's like clockwork.... Everybody mows their lawn on the same day!? It's like that show Eerie, Indiana.... I think they even have a part in the opening sequence of that show where everybody is mowing their lawn in unison.

What is this compulsion to mow the lawn? Is lawn mowing REALLY important? Or is it just another distraction to get people in a tizzy about benign things?

Ya know you can be arrested in many places for not mowing your lawn. Freedom.... smell the freshly cut freedom. The banks own your house, the police will arrest you for not mowing your lawn, the community will kick you out if your house is painted a certain way, you can't leave your recycling bins out on your own property because you will get a fine, you never truly even own your property even if you've paid it off in full because there's that damn property tax, and if you don't pay it.... you go bye bye even if you built the house with your own hands. Happened exactly that way to an old friend of mine's family.... grandfather built their house in the 1930s, and in the 90's my friend's mother tried to protest ridiculous property taxes and they got forceably evicted by the police from their property that had been theirs since the 30s! They were in the unincorporated part of town, as well...

:projectile: :projectile: :projectile: :projectile:

So much for anything close to freedom. Mow your lawn or the fuzz will slam your face into the streets like the lowly citizen you are....

I say... I say... FUCK DA POLICE! DIE DIE DIE PIG DIE!!! COP KILLLA!!!!!

The last part was Little Hitler talking. Instead of the Jews, it's the police that Little Hitler wants to commit genocide on. Don't listen to little Hitler. Just don't listen to the police, either.

[hp]

Indie, it does seem a bit rediculous. If a mowed lawn at the neighbors is so important then why don't the other neighbors get together and mow it assuming the person doesn't care. Some people actually like a natural look to the yard.

I always love the people who move into some area a want to change it morel like the last place they lived. They should have just stayed there. I have run into that situation. Glad I don't live in a city with the petty little rules some feel necessary.

[Lexion]

I like to mow at midnight.

I hate my fucking neighbors.

Regards,
Lex

[Alessandra]

whats the big fuckin deal about small shit?


Or is it just another distraction to get people in a tizzy about benign things?

well its got you in a tizzy or something. Just let people mow their lawns.
could be for many reasons: days off, american culture, breath of fresh air, comraderie, anything. At least theyre not being retards elsewhere, they're keeping to their lawns.

[Lexion]

Speaking of stupid shit.

Don't ever paint "HELP"
on the roof of your house.

Sounds great when you're
wasted.

Kinda sucks when the fucking
SWAT team shows up.

Regards,
Lex

[Alessandra]

Speaking of stupid shit.

Don't ever paint "HELP"
on the roof of your house.

Sounds great when you're
wasted.

Kinda sucks when the fucking
SWAT team shows up.

Regards,
Lex

:lol: :lol:

[Lexion]

Yeah.....

Easy to laugh, 10 years after
the fact.

My wife was quite pissed.

So were the local authorities.

Yeah....

Anyway,
Lex

[Alessandra]

O_O

[theeindiee]

Well Obama wants you to paint your roof. Isntead of painting "Help", paint "Does this Help?" on the top with a big middle finger next to it.

[pack3tg0st]

Speaking of stupid shit.

Don't ever paint "HELP"
on the roof of your house.

Sounds great when you're
wasted.

Kinda sucks when the fucking
SWAT team shows up.

Regards,
Lex

LOL that is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time LOL

Fuckin' eh lol

Smite!

[lala]

We don't mow, kiwi snips with scissors . . . . and every now and then he'll get the whipper snipper out, can never find the right line, piss around for about a hour or two with fishing line, give up and get scissors out . . . . :smokin: once he got one of those old roller mowers but our gounds to uneven . . . that was fun to watch it drag him down the lawn . . . lol . . . but scissor win here :)

[KIWI]

Do you ever notice.... it's like clockwork.... Everybody mows their lawn on the same day!? It's like that show Eerie, Indiana.... I think they even have a part in the opening sequence of that show where everybody is mowing their lawn in unison.

What is this compulsion to mow the lawn? Is lawn mowing REALLY important? Or is it just another distraction to get people in a tizzy about benign things?

Ya know you can be arrested in many places for not mowing your lawn. Freedom.... smell the freshly cut freedom. The banks own your house, the police will arrest you for not mowing your lawn, the community will kick you out if your house is painted a certain way, you can't leave your recycling bins out on your own property because you will get a fine, you never truly even own your property even if you've paid it off in full because there's that damn property tax, and if you don't pay it.... you go bye bye even if you built the house with your own hands. Happened exactly that way to an old friend of mine's family.... grandfather built their house in the 1930s, and in the 90's my friend's mother tried to protest ridiculous property taxes and they got forceably evicted by the police from their property that had been theirs since the 30s! They were in the unincorporated part of town, as well...

:projectile: :projectile: :projectile: :projectile:

So much for anything close to freedom. Mow your lawn or the fuzz will slam your face into the streets like the lowly citizen you are....

I say... I say... FUCK DA POLICE! DIE DIE DIE PIG DIE!!! COP KILLLA!!!!!

The last part was Little Hitler talking. Instead of the Jews, it's the police that Little Hitler wants to commit genocide on. Don't listen to little Hitler. Just don't listen to the police, either.

awesome rant indee , dont know if anyone else has noticed, but to me you seem to becoming more focussed, a gentle "zephyr" of lucidity wafts from my screen,

no longer do you peer cautiously over the rim of your nest, you are standing, working your stubby little wings with ever growing confidence, the time has come,....fly my friend, take that last step and soar like the quilted goose!!!!!


take this shit no longer Indee :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:

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[theeindiee]

Thanks for the encouragement KIWI. I might be gone by the weekend. If not, shortly thereafter. It's between plan A and plan B.

[Cheezit]

$400-$1000 for a mower (give or take)...plus..
weedeater
parts
gas
oil
belts
tires
air for tires
the blades have to be sharpened
repair(when needed)
and of course prices on these things very, not to mention gas prices always going up

All this so one's yard can be just an inch or so shorter once a week/2 weeks.
I ask myself whats the point most times when i go out to mow.
Just seems like a waste to me; more money to be spent.
The only good side to this is the smell of fresh cut grass.

[theeindiee]

This is also kinda related:

Weather forecasting...

People plan their lives around the weather forecasts. Good way to control the market, I'd say. Lawn care/home improvement sales in leagues with the weather forecasts? How many other industries depend on the "weather"?

Good way to control short term market fluctuations, it seems.

Next question is... have "they" found ways to control the weather, as well?

[mojo]

i pay a dude 20$ a month, he mows it once.
it doesn't grow that quick and i prefer it at least 3 or 4 inches high to hide the rubbish.

[KIWI]

Thanks for the encouragement KIWI. I might be gone by the weekend. If not, shortly thereafter. It's between plan A and plan B.

really a matter of hours indee , only 60 odd before monday rolls around,......any up-date?.......I am and always have been, fucken hopeless when it came to moving on, do nothing until its literally only hours left then do the head-less chicken,

so was wondering how actually prepared you are if plan A is executed ?

[KIWI]

This is also kinda related:

Weather forecasting...

People plan their lives around the weather forecasts. Good way to control the market, I'd say. Lawn care/home improvement sales in leagues with the weather forecasts? How many other industries depend on the "weather"?

Good way to control short term market fluctuations, it seems.

Next question is... have "they" found ways to control the weather, as well?
http://educate-yourself.org/dc/orgonegenindex.shtml
Wilhelm Riech Indee

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[JiveTurkey]

I like to mow at midnight.

I hate my fucking neighbors.

Regards,
Lex


You should get you a Hustler and bore the muffler out. They will move in no time.

[KIWI]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HAARP_site.jpg

the establishment view of HAARP is the wiki link above indee, you wont have to look to far to find the CT version 8)

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[theeindiee]

Oh I know the CT angle... I just don't know the science behind it, but I remember some interesting quotes that were supposedly from top military personnel basically stating that they can now control the weather as a weapon. We all know how humane the Military establishment is. I just can't really find a good reason why they wouldn't use it also against the citizens of their own country, if ya look at what they do to people in the "Third World".... I would almost EXPECT them to use it, because who suspects the weather of being a conspiracy...really?

What would someone say if you were like "It's raining. Looks like a conspiracy to me!"?

It's the PERFECT psy-op weapon! No one ever suspects the rain. I'm not even an evil genius, and I realize how brilliant that strategy is!

[KIWI]

there are a lot more people suspicious of the intentions and motivation of the "nasties" post 911 I think indee, believe nothing they say, and be sure that a bit of "collateral damage" along the way would cause not an eye-bat

[theeindiee]

By the way.... that Robert Heinlein quote is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard. It's so true. Men and dogs both have the same reaction, too. We cock our heads a little and go "Huh?".

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

$400-$1000 for a mower (give or take)...plus..
weedeater
parts
gas
oil
belts
tires
air for tires
the blades have to be sharpened
repair(when needed)
and of course prices on these things very, not to mention gas prices always going up

All this so one's yard can be just an inch or so shorter once a week/2 weeks.
I ask myself whats the point most times when i go out to mow.
Just seems like a waste to me; more money to be spent.
The only good side to this is the smell of fresh cut grass.

You forgot the cost of water to make it grow nice and tall so you'll have to cut it again...ad infinitum...

Fuck that!

Let it die and paint it green! (http://www.grassbgreen.com/)

[skunk]

I didn't know we could be more superficial and retarded, but the paint-your-grass folks just convinced me otherwise.

[theeindiee]

Let's discuss 9/11 for just a brief second here. I love how people think that this was an "inside job". Like it was just Dick Cheney and George Bush and some evil American Warlords.... no, it was a worldwide conspiracy, and indeed it probably did involve some highly brainwashed Radical Muslims.... but they were pawns, of course. I think that this can all be traced back to mostly Eur-Asian royalty, and basically America is just a pawn in the game, always has been. America is the "figurehead". The shiny smiling corporate mask on the giant tentacled behemoth. All one big Corporation of The Beast.

One thing I think the world (or rather "rulers" of the world") is afraid of IS America and countries like it. Not because of America or similar countries themselves, but because they are afraid that their social experiments in the form of "democracy" and "republics" and "Capitalism" will backfire on them... bvecause one thing I WILL say in America's defense is that we have enough rope on our chain to be able to gain enough momentum to break free. The question lies in just if and when people will rev up their legs at the chain post and get ready to launch.

The problem I see with conspiracy theory nowadays, and also news and politics and all the little factions that make up the American Collective Unconscious is that you've got these radicals that want to use fear and violence to spark a revolution that will ultimately LEAD to the shattering of any sort of freedom of mind we may have had, because once the gov't breaks down at the Federal and eventually the State level.... what you will have is local Crime Syndicates taking overt control.

There is enough distance between us and the true Crime Lords right now to where we can become aware of Truth....

and it all starts with letting the grass grow as it may. Once enough people wake up, the Federal and State gov'ts cannot do much.... because it's still made of people.... not fucking 20 foot tall reptilians living in Underground Lairs (I hope not, anyway).... but people. And when the people wake up in the right fashion, they will just get tired of it and walk away.

I think that, in America.... this massive flooding of consumerism and novelty has to reach a critical mass at some point.... and it has to become so sickly sweet that an average American will LOATHE going to that Super-Mart and staring at all the fucking useless shit, the 5000 brands of pomegratate juice, the Cathedral sized aisles of beauty products, the fucking buckets and buckets and buckets of sugars, corn syrups, artificial chemical poison flavorings and sweeteners and preservatives, all the fucking fake plastic shit they sell to kids and package shit in, all the "covenient" little gadgets which basically make you into an automated vegetable, all the brightly colored smiling fake politeness everyone and everything is so fucking infected by. They'll go home and turn on their funbox and realize they got ten thousand channels of the same shit that they see at the Super-Mart, just in a slightly different format. They'll go to work and they'll wonder "What the fuck am I doing contributing to all this shit I hate? I would rather shove a seguarro cactus up my anus than make more of the fake plastic corporate bullshit I'm bombarded by constantly!". They'll go to the bar afterwords and see the same old miserable drunks watching the same old miserable ball tossing, talking about the same old miserable fake pointless shit..... and then, after all this shit just pours and pours more and more into the American Collective Unconscious..... I believe the 100th monkey effect will take place sooner or later.... where enough people are just sick and tired of being sick and tired that they will just break down for a period..... and that might lead to some chaos..... but at some point, people will realize that all they ever wanted or needed was each other and and their environment, and they will feel so righteously indignated to reclaim their true nature that they won't wanna go crazy with fright and angst and violence anymore. They'll just want to BE. To BE with each other. To BE at peace, to BE free of mind and not have a million thoughts a miute. Maybe people won't even want to use language anymore. Maybe we'll find a better way to communicate because the old ways remind us too much of this insanity. Maybe America will truly be the hub of change.... because this whole thing is mental, and sure in the Third World they have physical malevolence hoisted at them daily, but here.... dude we're so mentally barraged with Psychological force.... that I think our psychosis is what will eventually set us free.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that if Americans wake up finally after this extreme psychosis and breakdown, they can tell the world "Don't become like we were. Mental Hell is just as traumatizing as Physical Hell." and maybe clarity will come from all of this and spread to other countries like China, where everyone fears each other even more than Americans do. America seems to be the shining example of what people in the world strive for... comfort, convenience, intellectual freedom..... but if we could tell the world "No, it's not really like that. We're not gunna save you. We've been completely derranged and we're sorry. Save yourselves, man! Don't let your countries become mental prisons instead!" maybe they'd be forced to re-think what direction and what form "progress" takes before it's too late and they become automated happy monsters like "We" currently are.

"No, Nigerians! No, you DON'T want to have the 'freedom' to mow the lawn, shop at Wal-Mart, and watch endless streams of debauchery! You REALLY REALLY don't!"

EDIT:

PAINT your grass??? I don't even wanna know. I'll spare myself the rage.

[hp]

GBG Concentrate - 1 GALLON Our Price: $194.99

last until you mow ... what about rain.

Looks a lot more economical to water the grass to keep it green.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Cheaper to cover the mess with rocks.

Then you'll have something handy to throw at the neighbors.

[KIWI]

Let's discuss 9/11 for just a brief second here. I love how people think that this was an "inside job". Like it was just Dick Cheney and George Bush and some evil American Warlords.... no, it was a worldwide conspiracy, and indeed it probably did involve some highly brainwashed Radical Muslims.... but they were pawns, of course. I think that this can all be traced back to mostly Eur-Asian royalty, and basically America is just a pawn in the game, always has been. America is the "figurehead". The shiny smiling corporate mask on the giant tentacled behemoth. All one big Corporation of The Beast.

One thing I think the world (or rather "rulers" of the world") is afraid of IS America and countries like it. Not because of America or similar countries themselves, but because they are afraid that their social experiments in the form of "democracy" and "republics" and "Capitalism" will backfire on them... bvecause one thing I WILL say in America's defense is that we have enough rope on our chain to be able to gain enough momentum to break free. The question lies in just if and when people will rev up their legs at the chain post and get ready to launch.

The problem I see with conspiracy theory nowadays, and also news and politics and all the little factions that make up the American Collective Unconscious is that you've got these radicals that want to use fear and violence to spark a revolution that will ultimately LEAD to the shattering of any sort of freedom of mind we may have had, because once the gov't breaks down at the Federal and eventually the State level.... what you will have is local Crime Syndicates taking overt control.

There is enough distance between us and the true Crime Lords right now to where we can become aware of Truth....

and it all starts with letting the grass grow as it may. Once enough people wake up, the Federal and State gov'ts cannot do much.... because it's still made of people.... not fucking 20 foot tall reptilians living in Underground Lairs (I hope not, anyway).... but people. And when the people wake up in the right fashion, they will just get tired of it and walk away.

I think that, in America.... this massive flooding of consumerism and novelty has to reach a critical mass at some point.... and it has to become so sickly sweet that an average American will LOATHE going to that Super-Mart and staring at all the fucking useless shit, the 5000 brands of pomegratate juice, the Cathedral sized aisles of beauty products, the fucking buckets and buckets and buckets of sugars, corn syrups, artificial chemical poison flavorings and sweeteners and preservatives, all the fucking fake plastic shit they sell to kids and package shit in, all the "covenient" little gadgets which basically make you into an automated vegetable, all the brightly colored smiling fake politeness everyone and everything is so fucking infected by. They'll go home and turn on their funbox and realize they got ten thousand channels of the same shit that they see at the Super-Mart, just in a slightly different format. They'll go to work and they'll wonder "What the fuck am I doing contributing to all this shit I hate? I would rather shove a seguarro cactus up my anus than make more of the fake plastic corporate bullshit I'm bombarded by constantly!". They'll go to the bar afterwords and see the same old miserable drunks watching the same old miserable ball tossing, talking about the same old miserable fake pointless shit..... and then, after all this shit just pours and pours more and more into the American Collective Unconscious..... I believe the 100th monkey effect will take place sooner or later.... where enough people are just sick and tired of being sick and tired that they will just break down for a period..... and that might lead to some chaos..... but at some point, people will realize that all they ever wanted or needed was each other and and their environment, and they will feel so righteously indignated to reclaim their true nature that they won't wanna go crazy with fright and angst and violence anymore. They'll just want to BE. To BE with each other. To BE at peace, to BE free of mind and not have a million thoughts a miute. Maybe people won't even want to use language anymore. Maybe we'll find a better way to communicate because the old ways remind us too much of this insanity. Maybe America will truly be the hub of change.... because this whole thing is mental, and sure in the Third World they have physical malevolence hoisted at them daily, but here.... dude we're so mentally barraged with Psychological force.... that I think our psychosis is what will eventually set us free.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that if Americans wake up finally after this extreme psychosis and breakdown, they can tell the world "Don't become like we were. Mental Hell is just as traumatizing as Physical Hell." and maybe clarity will come from all of this and spread to other countries like China, where everyone fears each other even more than Americans do. America seems to be the shining example of what people in the world strive for... comfort, convenience, intellectual freedom..... but if we could tell the world "No, it's not really like that. We're not gunna save you. We've been completely derranged and we're sorry. Save yourselves, man! Don't let your countries become mental prisons instead!" maybe they'd be forced to re-think what direction and what form "progress" takes before it's too late and they become automated happy monsters like "We" currently are.

"No, Nigerians! No, you DON'T want to have the 'freedom' to mow the lawn, shop at Wal-Mart, and watch endless streams of debauchery! You REALLY REALLY don't!"

EDIT:

PAINT your grass??? I don't even wanna know. I'll spare myself the rage.

its a pyramid Indee, and by using subtle marketing spin you can have fair and just "pyramids"..... or when it looks like the average joe has a chance at getting ahead, which doesnt suit the needs of the fat controllers, bad bad "pyramids"

corporate America................CEO, president, vice-pres, board,.senior managers,area managers, managers,share holders, and making up the humongus base of this pyramid is the poor old worker, ..who takes the lion's share?

But if a million people want to give you a dollar, of their own free will,.........thats a pyramid "scheme"......scam.....the bad-guy of pyramids, take at look at who's screaming foul,.......lift your head, thats them sitting pretty on the apex of their rotten "ivory" shit-triangle

the system will never change of its own free will, thats the pricker, there is enough "fat" in it to keep a large section of our society doing .."very nicely thankyou", while the bulk of the people are simply left to "feed the monkey".....order will be kept at ALL costs, the worlds military and security services are the lackeys of these "freak-cowards" , the mailed fist of the elite, used liberally and often , to keep the status quo..over and out




PS. thats my attempt at a mini-rant, in honour of Indy, my rant-hero

[hp]

this massive flooding of consumerism and novelty has to reach a critical mass at some point.... and it has to become so sickly sweet that an average American will LOATHE going to that Super-Mart and staring at all the fucking useless shit, the 5000 brands of pomegratate juice, the Cathedral sized aisles of beauty products, the fucking buckets and buckets and buckets of sugars, corn syrups, artificial chemical poison flavorings and sweeteners and preservatives, all the fucking fake plastic shit they sell to kids and package shit in, all the "covenient" little gadgets which basically make you into an automated vegetable, all the brightly colored smiling fake politeness everyone and everything is so fucking infected by...

Yes, Indie, that's the bogie.

This is going to do us in and almost everyone doesn't see it coming. I have to wonder how enough of some of crap A is sold in order to pay for the production of said crap A. Guess the consumer just pays in higher interest on loans, cause crap A company defaults and by investors who lose their money. just seems like someone gets a bunch of money from this stuff but it isn't much different than stealing when one gets to the bottom line.

Need gas for your car, shouldn't have created 10 million plastic do-dads a day that ended up in the trash on day two.

Let then eat Ipods....