View Full Version : Country Favorite Put-down Sayings!
Ducky
05-23-2009, 10:50 PM
From France and Canada:
"Mange la merde":
English Translation:
"Ëat shit!"
From Canada:
Same verse...as the first...
"Mange la merde" and "vas au diable'
English Translation:
"Eat shit, and go to the devil!!!"
OR...
"Va al' enfer.> Go to hell"!!!!
Ducky
05-23-2009, 10:56 PM
How to say it phonetically in French:
Vas au Diable: "Vazzzzzz ohhhhhhhh Deeableww!!!!!!"- Go to the devil
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
05-23-2009, 11:36 PM
Ok....
Spanglish
Yo pendejo, chupa mi verga!
Yo fucker, suck my dick!
Ducky
05-23-2009, 11:41 PM
Ok....
Spanglish
Yo pendejo, chupa mi verga!
Yo fucker, suck my dick!
ok...lololol
I THINK. we can say this phonetically like:
YO. PAINDAYHO, CHOOPA MEE VERRGA
Is this correct? lololol
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
05-24-2009, 12:16 AM
Looks right to me... :scratch:
Greek
skata na fas
Eat Shit!
English Translation:
"Ëat shit!"
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Snow Crash
05-24-2009, 11:34 AM
Sovietese
'Otebis'
Which I believe translates to FUCK OFF
boycotteverything
05-24-2009, 11:50 AM
Heard on one of my construction sites as a pretty girl walked past:
"Why, I'd soak my shorts in gasoline and walk through hell just to smell her piss."
Shit- I gave the guy a raise for that one.
Foxtrot Oscar
05-24-2009, 12:08 PM
OK then...
Cantonese
BK can correct later if he wishes! Phonicallyish!
PK, or PoK'eye = Fuck Off
Ding Lei go Fie = I'll Rip your fucking lungs out.
and then when your really pissed at someone you bring out the big guns...
Dee Ooo Lay La Mow Cho Hai = Go fuck your mothers faagina.
Of course it's all in the tones of which there are 6, 7, 8 or 9 depending on which book you read.
But these saying will give them the gist of your point of view I'm sure.
Fox...
P.S. Do not go to the local take out and ask for Flied Lice Plick. This is also offensive for some reason!
guinnessford
05-24-2009, 01:00 PM
Amkonese: :pound:
Alessandra
05-24-2009, 01:18 PM
Heard on one of my construction sites as a pretty girl walked past:
"Why, I'd soak my shorts in gasoline and walk through hell just to smell her piss."
Shit- I gave the guy a raise for that one.
why the hell would you give such a pig a raise?
Ima Nasshole
05-24-2009, 01:29 PM
From the great state of mass uh two shits...
"I hope you get sick and die" or "I hope you get horribly sick and die"
Foxtrot Oscar
05-24-2009, 01:31 PM
Heard on one of my construction sites as a pretty girl walked past:
"Why, I'd soak my shorts in gasoline and walk through hell just to smell her piss."
Shit- I gave the guy a raise for that one.
why the hell would you give such a pig a raise?
Easy. So he could afford tha gas, he'd burn himself to death... Suicide has a no liability payout and he gets rid of another fuckwitt...
Who knows how many he employs?
He does...
He is BE.
Fox
Alessandra
05-24-2009, 01:45 PM
[quote=boycotteverything]Heard on one of my construction sites as a pretty girl walked past:
"Why, I'd soak my shorts in gasoline and walk through hell just to smell her piss."
Shit- I gave the guy a raise for that one.
why the hell would you give such a pig a raise?
Easy. So he could afford tha gas, he'd burn himself to death... Suicide has a no liability payout and he gets rid of another fuckwitt...
Who knows how many he employs?
He does...
He is BE.
Fox[/quote:d230uqw5]
That...
is fucking slick.
boycotteverything
05-24-2009, 01:46 PM
well- i just kinda figure any guy who's that horny is a national treasure. i just needed to settle accounts before he was encased in glass at the Smithsonian.
Alessandra
05-24-2009, 01:47 PM
well- i just kinda figure any guy who's that horny is a national treasure. i just needed to settle accounts before he was encased in glass at the Smithsonian.
You know what I do with horny men? I kick them in the balls and threaten castration.
boycotteverything
05-24-2009, 01:48 PM
well- what do you do to the one who's left?
Alessandra
05-24-2009, 01:51 PM
since there are none left, I live in peace ^_^b
Ima Nasshole
05-24-2009, 02:15 PM
well- i just kinda figure any guy who's that horny is a national treasure. i just needed to settle accounts before he was encased in glass at the Smithsonian.
You know what I do with horny men? I kick them in the balls and threaten castration.
In Nevada that's considered foreplay and runs about $200 an hour.
Heike
05-24-2009, 02:55 PM
Good country insults are all about the creativity, and trying to leave the other guy simply speechless. Here are a few of my favorites:
"Just keep on dancin' in the minefield."
"You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut."
"You don't melt in the rain, you just pack down and quit stinkin'"
"You're lower than a gopher's basement."
"I bet if I asked you to buy a color TV, you'd ask what color."
"You're living proof that kissin' cousins is a bad idea."
"If I throw a stick, will you go away?"
'What drug you up out of the bottom of the outhouse?"
"I got chickens who act smarter than you do."
boycotteverything
05-24-2009, 03:41 PM
oh yeah? well you don't know your ass from second base.
Lexion
05-24-2009, 03:52 PM
I'll fuck you up like a snake
in a bush-hog.
Best I can think of, atm.
Regards,
Lex
boycotteverything
05-24-2009, 03:58 PM
Best I can think of, atm.what more could we expect from a dude who couldn't find his ass with a flashlight?
Cogburn
05-24-2009, 05:23 PM
Ni she ge SB.
Mungodave
05-24-2009, 06:11 PM
Hope your chickens turn into emus and kick your dunny down.
Australian
Not sure if one but a good answer . . . was at bike show yrs ago a big hairy guy said to me infront of his boyfriends . . . . .hey why don't you sit on my face . . . lala answer . . . why is your nose bigger that your cock! . . .had to move away quickly :)
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
05-24-2009, 06:26 PM
"Why, is your nose bigger than your cock?"
ROTFLMAO!!
Lexion
05-24-2009, 06:26 PM
Not sure if one but a good answer . . . was at bike show yrs ago a big hairy guy said to me infront of his boyfriends . . . . .hey why don't you sit on my face . . . lala answer . . . why is your nose bigger that your cock! . . .had to move away quickly :)
Duly smited.
Regards,
Lex