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Lexion
05-13-2009, 05:28 PM
A shocking revelation in the science world has been made today as we are getting reports saying an Alien spacecraft has landed in the small city of Webster, South Dakota
From Here (http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/FineOnMedia/archives/2009/05/alien_spaceship.html).
Heh.
Regards,
Lex
Guess business week needs more links for Google ranking.
boycotteverything
05-13-2009, 05:38 PM
amazing that no-one's pick this up. big news indeed.
Lexion
05-13-2009, 05:39 PM
Odd story for them though, huh ?
I'm waiting for the other shoe to
drop.
Be funny if true.
I'd have a shit load of crow to eat.
:D
Regards,
Lex
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 05:42 PM
Its only on Godlike Productions and Business week...
Something smells funny
Gosh these news reporters have become giant slackers. Just too lazy to report the story of the century.
Think these ETs will be landing at my place next. Convenient that camera don't work (digital). Where's that old Kodak.
Lexion
05-13-2009, 05:44 PM
Pack,
Is there some way you can
archive that link ?
Just in case ?
Oh, it's hit ATS now, too.
Not from me, before anyone
gets any fucking ideas.
:D
Thanks,
Lex
Cool, job opening now at Business Week after the firing.
Theory: Some one at GLP works (used to work) at Business Week.
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 05:52 PM
Done lex...
Screenshotted AND I downloaded source code...
Theory 2: People are usually poor observers. It was an old beat up Chevy pickup truck with 12 to 15 illegals from Mexico.
theory 3: Business Week is testing the speed at which info can move on the web.
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 05:55 PM
Theory 3: Viral marketing campaign...
look at the top search result for the author: Mark Sable
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Sable
Lexion
05-13-2009, 05:57 PM
If it is a viral, don't you
think BW would have
yanked it pretty quick ?
I'm thinking hack or viral,
too...but still....odd.
Regards,
Lex
Eyeforalie
05-13-2009, 06:11 PM
Yanked
torbjon
05-13-2009, 06:14 PM
Just followed the OP link... that's been yanked...
"Technical Assistance / File Not Found"
Lexion
05-13-2009, 06:14 PM
LOL !!!
At least Pack archived it.
Lex
Eyeforalie
05-13-2009, 06:15 PM
Pac...
Can you post that up?
I wanna see what all the fuss was about.
Lexion
05-13-2009, 06:19 PM
www.businessweek.com/innovate/FineOnMedia/+http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/FineOnMedia/archives/2009/05/alien_spaceship.html&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us]Google (http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:3J6raNxf6kwJ:[url) Cache[/url]
Lex
Lexion
05-13-2009, 06:27 PM
The wonders of technology: Someone hacked into one of our blogs and published a post on a purported alien landing. We're investigating.
From Twitter (http://twitter.com/JohnAByrne)
Lex
I'm sure we'll get an ATS style explanation. A few word with truth followed by huge holes.
Watcher-In-The-Shadows
05-13-2009, 06:46 PM
Um, the author said cameras were not working yet he posts a picture...
Lexion
05-13-2009, 06:47 PM
Read the whole fucking story.
It was only a short while after when hand held devices and phones started working again. People started taking pictures of the sky hoping the craft would come back (seen in the picture).
Fucking moron.
Lex
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 06:50 PM
Yah I can post it up here if ya like...
Do we want the screenshots (I'd have to re-size), or just text...
Lexion
05-13-2009, 06:51 PM
Just text is cool.
I posted the Google cache
a bit ago.
However you want to do it,
bro.
Regards,
Lex
Error 604 - Multiple paragraphs - Too many words
Meaning - Forum participants are not expected to digest the complete article before commenting.
I've got it in a word doc if needed.
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 06:59 PM
Alien spaceship lands: 'Greys' make contact
Posted by: Mark Sable on May 13
A shocking revelation in the science world has been made today as we are getting reports saying an Alien spacecraft has landed in the small city of Webster, South Dakota.
Hundreds crowded a parking lot at busy factory outlet as a spherical craft descended from clear skies and made it's landing on U.S. soil. Witnesses say power within a mile had gone out. Hand held devices, cameras and even vehicles stopped working before the craft made its landing, therefore, many witnesses could not take photographs of the craft.
The craft along with the crowd was in silence. Many people ran away in fear before the craft even landed. After a short while of watching the craft, witnesses say a part of the door on the lower portion opened up and a ramp came extended out to the ground. Two creatures, approximately 4 feet tall with large heads, large eyes, no noses and a slip for mouth, as described by witnesses, walked down the ramp and onto Earth grounds. The beings were said to have matched the descriptions of an extra-terrestrial species we call "Greys".
"We felt a sense of relief", said witness, Rob Chan. "We were scared, but we couldn't move. It was an astonishing site. It felt as if they were trying to communicate with us but we just couldn't understand."
The beings walked back into the craft as the ramp closed back up behind them and after a few tense moments of waiting, the spaceship silently ascended upwards, moved towards the nearby lake and shot into the sky and that is when it disappeared. It was only a short while after when hand held devices and phones started working again. People started taking pictures of the sky hoping the craft would come back (seen in the picture).
The fire department and police were called to the scene but could not do anything about what had just happened. Military officials were notified of the incident and the area is being cleared and the area is being tested for possible radioactivity.
More as it comes in...
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 07:00 PM
The thing I did notice though... as even though it was posted today... it was listed as "archived"...
It may very well be a viral marketing campaign...
Watcher-In-The-Shadows
05-13-2009, 07:08 PM
Read the whole fucking story.
It was only a short while after when hand held devices and phones started working again. People started taking pictures of the sky hoping the craft would come back (seen in the picture).
Fucking moron.
Lex
Hey cockmaster.
I scanned it and I made a mistake.
Lexion
05-13-2009, 07:10 PM
Hey cockmaster.
I scanned it and I made a mistake.
Accepted.
Regards,
Lex
torbjon
05-13-2009, 07:44 PM
The "crowd" picture:
http://www.torbtown.com/crowd.jpg
and the weather today in that area:
http://www.torbtown.com/webster.jpg
"Windy with a few showers early then partly cloudy overnight. Thunder is possible early. Low 37F. Winds WNW at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of rain 30%."
ya... right.
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 08:43 PM
Funny... you'd think the town's website might say something about it...
http://www.webstersd.com/
Their local newspaper's top story of the day: "CHP embarks on next fund raising round"
http://reporterandfarmer.com
Don't forget this Breaking News story:
Schimmel catches a whopper at Amsden Dam
Wilmer Schimmel, webster hauled in a real whopper when he hooked on to a 25-pound muskie at Amsden Dam southwest of Andover. Schimmel, using 10-lb. test line, said it took about 10 minutes to land the fish, although he noted, “Time flies when you catch something like that.” The fish measured 43 inches long and was 19 inches around the girth.
This story will most likely show up in all the ufo sites with endless debates about the cover up in Webster and by the magazine.
Lexion
05-13-2009, 09:18 PM
This story will most likely show up in all the ufo sites with endless debates about the cover up in Webster and by the magazine.
Already happening.
Regards,
Lex
pack3tg0st
05-13-2009, 09:59 PM
The fact that the only name I can pull up by the author is a comic book guy... I'm leaning towards viral marketing
Watcher-In-The-Shadows
05-14-2009, 04:57 PM
It's possible, or the name was a random one that happened to coincide with a real person.