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[skunk]

401...

[skunk]

Most of this thread has died...

Now get voting bitches.

[skunk]

301 votes to move up another spot. Shit we're moving fast.

[phushion]

Bit slow with the votes of late guys 300 to go for the next spot, keep it up!!

[skunk]

vote or die motherfuckers

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

We need a new thread for this subject - one with signatures for the rank & file not just the rank privileged - this thread is fucked!

I mean it's been aped...

[skunk]

Peons aren't allowed to have signatures in this subforum at all. Consider yourself luck you can post :mrgreen: .

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I don't know what you're seeing, but when I hit the post button it drops me on the non-existent 12th page...

[skunk]

Yeah apeci did it.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

What's the point of a thread where you get dropped in limbo every time you post?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Seriously, skunky, this thread is fucked up!

That and I've got the link right there in my signature...

[skunk]

Better?


viewtopic.php?f=1&t=6970 (http://www.amkon.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=6970)

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Yeah, now that the link works...

Eh, I found it anyway...

Seriously, though, thanks mang...

[skunk]

A little over 100 votes to move up to 12th place.

[MissSilver]

Done and done, goes to say that STFU has nothing over AmKon.

[TracerBullet]

:thumleft:You got my vote :thumleft:

[skunk]

Vote or die.

[mur]

Vote or die.

Where is the link?

[Gunter]

this is not a conspiracy site

[skunk]

Bottom of the page.

[Lexion]

this is not a conspiracy site

There in lies the conspiracy.

[mur]

Bottom of the page.


TY

[Gunter]

that site needs to add a 'vaudeville lite' category. then i'll vote.

[Gunter]

what's that 'whooshing sound?' why it the ewes rushing to vote! ah....gotta love democracy. eh, skunk?

[Gunter]

...and of course we can expect, shortly, your fellow gauleiters to come to your defense and the obligatory trashing of Gunter and his gang. hahahah do they really understand what Jasn unleashed? i rather think not. such a waste...

[skunk]

The only one with the gang of gauleiters is you BE.

How many troll accounts do you have now?

[boycotteverything]

How many troll accounts do you have now?eleven

[Lexion]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/Amkon.jpg

[boycotteverything]

ya think?

[skunk]

AmeriKan Konspiracy?

One member from top sites is worth it.


Conspiracy Top Sites list is how I found AmKon.


http://amkon.net/what-got-your-balls-t23702.html?p=298353

[anarch]

WHat the hell is project honey pot?

[Lexion]

What I'm about to do.

It involves shaving pussy.

Not Rocki.

[anarch]

At the bottom inbetween the conspiracy vote tab and the paypal tab..

Something about stopping spammers?

Dose anyone here care about stopping spamers? What the hell is that thing> HOw did it get there?

[skunk]

Click on it anarch :)

[anarch]

I did click on it.....THats what got me here sayng WTF!?!

[boycotteverything]

At the bottom inbetween the conspiracy vote tab and the paypal tab..

Something about stopping spammers?

Dose anyone here care about stopping spamers? What the hell is that thing> HOw did it get there?some fucking genius's wet dream. it's spam- but who has a choice anymore?

[skunk]

No its not spam, actually an anti-spam measure.

http://www.projecthoneypot.org/about_us.php

Project Honey Pot is the first and only distributed system for identifying spammers and the spambots they use to scrape addresses from your website.

[boycotteverything]

who did you consult before adding spam to the site?

[skunk]

Projecthoneypot is an anti-spam measure.

In computer terminology, a honeypot is a trap set to detect, deflect, or in some manner counteract attempts at unauthorized use of information systems. Generally it consists of a computer, data, or a network site that appears to be part of a network, but is actually isolated, (un)protected, and monitored, and which seems to contain information or a resource of value to attackers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_(computing)

[boycotteverything]

Project Honey Pot is a web based (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_wide_web) honeypot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_%28computing%29) network which uses software (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software) embedded in web sites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_site) to collect information about IP addresses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_address)

[skunk]

We have to make sure the CIA can easily find your house.

[anarch]

I could see why... It is a responsible thing to do...

[pack3tg0st]

BE... seriously....

If you want the link to the terminus of the honeypot... i'll gladly share it with you... then you can visit and ensure your IP is logged and sent off to the spam network...

Other than that... I'd be genuinely impressed if you could find the honeypot yourself...

Its for UNAUTHORIZED activity... (read- illegal)

It will catch spammers, botnets and hackers.

there's a problem with this?

[pack3tg0st]

oh yea... and not to mention...

the honeypot is only geared towards what are called 'non-human visitors'...

In other words... Bots...

ya know... the things you were suggesting we ban altogether just a day or two ago?

[hp]

IP address, IP address, oh no...

Every server, or host, that a client program connects to has access to the client's IP address. Honeypot, happy pony, yahoo mail, yada yada...

[pack3tg0st]

hehehe lets not forget that if you don't broadcast your IP... you can't surf the net...

SOMETHING out there has to tell the packets where to go...

[mojo]

35 votes to pass TheThirdeyeConcept.com

[pack3tg0st]

BE... lets have a little intellectual honesty here...

Try posting the entire wiki entry without the creative editing by BE... (Shit man... you cut the article off in the middle of a sentence for fucks sake)



Project Honey Pot is a web based (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_wide_web) honeypot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_%28computing%29) network which uses software (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software) embedded in web sites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_site) to collect information about IP addresses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_address) used when harvesting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_address_harvesting) e-mail addresses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_address) for spam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_%28electronic%29) or other similar purposes such as bulk mailing and e-mail fraud (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_fraud). The project also solicits the donation of unused MX entries (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MX_record) from domain owners.
Recently, the Project began a number of new initiatives including a QuickLinks program that makes it easier for more people to participate, as well as a system to track comment spam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comment_spam). The Project has also launched a free, new service called http:BL (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Http:BL&action=edit&redlink=1) which leverages the data to allow website administrators to keep malicious web robots off their sites.

[boycotteverything]

fixt for excess verbosity™

[pack3tg0st]

I have a hard time believing you're against me imposing stricter standards on bots and the likes...

you wanted them banned outright...

I'm using a little creative magic to ban the most evil of them...

[boycotteverything]

ok. i'm in favor. i hate the bot armies. they're the Borg's spies.

[pack3tg0st]

it only applies to 'non-human visitors'.

its a section in the code of the website that only bots see...

:)

[skunk]

ok. i'm in favor. i hate the bot armies. they're the Borg's spies.

Why so paranoid? Are you hiding from someone?

[pack3tg0st]

If he is... I'd be his best friend lol

I doubt many around here are as adept at hiding on the net as I am...

the Department of Treasury didn't even catch me (right away)...

that was almost 15 years ago now... sigh...

i'm getting old.

[skunk]

16 votes and we move up to 12th spot. There's an amkon-style forum a few places behind us that's closing the gap.

[mojo]

which one do you mean? Elephant in the Parlour.

thats a great fucking name for a forum, gonna have to check em out.

btw, 6 votes to go to move up a spot.

[skunk]

12th place.

[mojo]

thethirdeyeconcept is closing in on us fast.

will drop a spot shortly.

vote muthafuckers.

[mojo]

500+ votes for the next spot.

get to it.

[mur]

I'm on it

[anarch]

Been voting

[mojo]

lol, we actually get a few visits from conspiracy top sites so it does help us attract new members from time to time.

hissil being the latest.

:D

[skunk]

As I said, one member is worth it :D

[anarch]

sVJeFE1zqzw

[guinnessford]

we are in 12th place!

i think thats fukkin awesome for the amount of regularly posting members we have here!

[skunk]

Yeah not too bad. Keep on keeping on.

[guinnessford]

Yeah not too bad. Keep on keeping on.


fukkin right!

a few spots behind glop, and the ratio of posters there to here is incredible.

we must be doing something right, huh?

[skunk]

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/intellect_and_entertain/assets/bmup.jpg

[anarch]

Vote Fuckers

[skunk]

500 votes to tie for 11th, 501 to pass them...

[Ducky]

I voted!

[skunk]

Bumpity bump bump bump. Voting takes 5 seconds people.

[skunk]

Bump, we're just about 420 votes behind #11.

[skunk]

~300 votes to move up a spot.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I like to move it, move it.

Fox

[guinnessford]

vote again

[pack3tg0st]

I like to move it, move it.

Fox

he likes to move it, move it.

[boycotteverything]

wow! just 10,000 votes behind that wonderful GLP! almost there.

[skunk]

Vote sluts. Less than 200 to move up a spot.

[mojo]

daylight between us and that thirideye mob now, they gave up the chase pretty quickly.

[skunk]

:banafuck: :w00t:

[Royal]

How fucked up would it be when we get to the top the site shuts down?

[skunk]

I wouldn't be surprised actually. Whenever we're doing well, another apeci-event happens.

[Royal]

I wouldn't be surprised actually. Whenever we're doing well, another apeci-event happens.

ATS infiltrators.

[skunk]

4000 votes, we're catching up with #11.

[skunk]

We've moved up to #11...

[mojo]

the Top Ten beckons.

[skunk]

~130 votes to pass #10.

[anarch]

about fifty votes away from ten

[Cogburn]

I call hax on Elephant in the Parlor.

[anarch]

I know nothing

[skunk]

No matter, they won't catch up to us. We're getting close to #10.

[Lexion]

Even closer to the 10-spot.

[Gunter]

i voted for the other guy. amkon is not a conspiracy site. get over it.

[skunk]

Quit your bitching and don't vote.

[mojo]

i voted for the other guy. amkon is not a conspiracy site. get over it.

i voted for us because we are a conspiracy, you just dont know it.

:shortbus:

[Lexion]

I'm CIA.

I voted.

[mojo]

I have AIC.


(Advanced Intelligence Concussion)

[anarch]

10 more votes will take us to the ten spot!

[mojo]

i dont care what anyone thinks of the Top Conspiracy Sites, being behind these dumbfucks makes me ill.

A website devoted to "The Da Vinci Code and the Anti-Christ.


The Da Vinci Code is one more paving stone being laid out for the antichrist to walk upon. Those who will reject the Lord Jesus Christ will worship the antichrist...A Must-Read!

[Foxtrot Oscar]

i dont care what anyone thinks of the Top Conspiracy Sites, being behind these dumbfucks makes me ill.

A website devoted to "The Da Vinci Code and the Anti-Christ.


Jesus man, it's all real: Dan Brown the master craftsman said soes!

Fox

[GeneralStriker]

yeah. and just 9000 votes to catch GLP... Oh the humanity.

[skunk]

The Da Vinci Code is one more paving stone being laid out for the antichrist to walk upon. Those who will reject the Lord Jesus Christ will worship the antichrist...A Must-Read!

I guess there's a lot of anti-christ worshippers at amkon...

[mojo]

The Da Vinci Code is one more paving stone being laid out for the antichrist to walk upon. Those who will reject the Lord Jesus Christ will worship the antichrist...A Must-Read!

I guess there's a lot of anti-christ worshippers at amkon...

ive applied for the position of anti-christ, justing waiting for the call back. the guy seemed quite impressed with my resume, though i think i could have used another couple of references.

[hp]

Those who will reject the Lord Jesus Christ will worship the antichrist

Might there be a few who reject worshiping anyone or anything.

[skunk]

Worship the monkey-seal.

[skunk]

#9 bitches.

[mojo]

position 8 beckons.


This alien ufo website is devoted to the study of UFOs, or UFOlogy and extraterrestrial life, their ships, and human origins

hehehe.

[skunk]

Only ~1000 votes to go! This is where the real fun begins.

[Lexion]

5 votes to the #9 spot.

[skunk]

We're already at #9 lex...and we've been there for a day or so :)

[Lexion]

Oh piss off.

[skunk]

position 8 beckons.

Fucking hell we're behind a site devoted to hoaxiology? God damn people, get voting.

[guinnessford]

900=/- votes to go?

[mojo]

the antichrist/davinci code site is fighting back.

dont forget to vote.

[mojo]

keep clicking.

[Watchdog]

Where can you find intelligent and civil debate, a sense of community, compassion, well researched essays and a gathering of great minds held together by profanity laced insults, taunts and a nice helping of f*** it? F****** AmKon, that's where

shouldnt there be mentioned too that if your an arse your going to be arse fuckt lol

[mojo]

Where can you find intelligent and civil debate, a sense of community, compassion, well researched essays and a gathering of great minds held together by profanity laced insults, taunts and a nice helping of f*** it? F****** AmKon, that's where

shouldnt there be mentioned too that if your an arse your going to be arse fuckt lol


the old descriptor used to be a bit more....ummm....."r rated". lol.

that could probably do with a change really, it's not as explicit as it could be. :)

[Watchdog]

any way i once in a while open the site and vote fro Amkon....but im not sure if you can vote more than once ..

[boycotteverything]

i always vote for the other guy

[skunk]

Vote.

[skunk]

Vote. God damnit I'm repeating myself.

[Paroxysm]

I opted to go with the 'go fuck yourself' clause on this one... :?

[skunk]

That's mean :( I'm gonna iQuit now.

[anarch]

you /wrists I'm gonna keep votin only 700 and some more to go

[torbjon]

100 away from the number 8 slot

vote, fucktards.

[Pam]

100 away from the number 8 slot

vote, fucktards.

Where do you vote?

[skunk]

There's a link at the bottom of every page that says top conspiracy sites (http://conspiracy.top-site-list.com/vote430.html). Click vote.

[mojo]

i only vote because it pisses BE off.

[skunk]

91 votes to move up to #8.

[skunk]

Bump...almost there.

[mojo]

63 to go then a lot of work in front of us.

[torbjon]

i only vote because it pisses BE off.

well, that's not the Only reason I vote, but sure is a nice perc.

Now we gotta hold number 8,

7 is gonna be a climb

Hey, new fucktards! ya gotta vote Everyday *pokes* it ain't a one shot deal.

[skunk]

Over 6000 votes for amkon.

[skunk]

Bump.

[anarch]

Voting bump....soon amkon shall have 7

[skunk]

Hey, new fucktards! ya gotta vote Everyday *pokes* it ain't a one shot deal.

Word.

[torbjon]

I just got the 6666 vote, woohoo, uber evil!

I've noticed a serious decline in user participation on our little vote thingy these past months... kick it in the butt, people!

and like mojo said, it pisses BE off, so how cool is that?

[BE2]

well- it doesn't piss me off but i'm a little bemused that you think this is a conspiracy site.

[Cogburn]

Some of those sites are seriously scary.

[BE2]

oh, and fuck BE, the twit. and this after all the nice things i've said about that fish monging shoemaker?

[anarch]

I vote often!

I also check out some of those other sites... How long before we rise above opposing our digits?..ooooooo...find out by voting.

[torbjon]

and this after all the nice things i've said about that fish monging shoemaker?

*bursts out laughing!*

name six.

[BE2]

1. pissboy,
2. shoemaker,
3. whining douche,
4. suck up,
5. ugly retard,
6. complete putz.

that wasn't hard.

[torbjon]

ha ha, knew you couldn't do it. you never called me a suck up. and that's "butt ugly retard", thank you very much.

[Trauma Teased]

ha ha, knew you couldn't do it. you never called me a suck up. and that's "butt ugly retard", thank you very much.

Hey, that "butt ugly retard" is mine! I earned that in one of MissA's threads!


But I can call you a "suck up" if you want to.

[pack3tg0st]

Hey, that "butt ugly retard" is mine! I earned that in one of MissA's threads!


I thought she had a different name for you... it escapes me at the moment though...

I think you even put it as your sig or your user title for a little while...

Fuck... i can't remember.

[anarch]

Fuck... i can't remember.


Was it "Jack's Mom"?

[BE2]

ha ha, knew you couldn't do it. you never called me a suck up. and that's "butt ugly retard", thank you very much.i didn't wanna insult 'butts' but maybe you're right.

[torbjon]

10 votes in five days, and half of those are mine...

lazy fucks

[skunk]

Buuuuuummpppp.

[anarch]

vaaote bitches

[Lexion]

Drunk ?

[skunk]

I voted from a few different public wifis today, suck it anarch.

[torbjon]

Skunk, get on that vote button.

http://conspiracy.top-site-list.com/vote430.html

VOTE people.

Every Day.

It doesn't matter if you think AmKon is a "conspiracy" site or not.

Just Vote.

No matter how you personally wanna pigeon hole AmKon, one thing is certain: AmKon is a helluva lot "better" than those other sites.

So...

VOTE!

end psa

[boycotteverything]

Amkon is not a conspiracy site. Do not vote for a lie.

[torbjon]

AmKon is cooler than GLP, vote for product placement

[boycotteverything]

the point being?

[Trauma Teased]

So what happens if AmKon climbs to the top of the list? Do we get cookies? Vodka? Bill starts crying? GLP goes offline?

What?

[boycotteverything]

bit coins. we get bit coins. we can use em for reps and other good stuff.

[egg]

We all get our own home based business.

[MissSilver]

Skunk, get on that vote button.

http://conspiracy.top-site-list.com/vote430.html

VOTE people.

Every Day.

It doesn't matter if you think AmKon is a "conspiracy" site or not.

Just Vote.

No matter how you personally wanna pigeon hole AmKon, one thing is certain: AmKon is a helluva lot "better" than those other sites.

So...

VOTE!

end psa

Done

[skunk]

So what happens if AmKon climbs to the top of the list?

More fresh meat :anal:

[mojo]

So what happens if AmKon climbs to the top of the list? Do we get cookies? Vodka? Bill starts crying? GLP goes offline?

What?

I can cash in my shares.

[egg]

Amkon - The Conspiracy is That There Is None.

[13erk0witz]

I can cash in my shares.

it's worth 10 K, http://valuethewebsite.com/www.amkon.net

[skunk]

We don't run ads, there's no moneymaking potential, and there shouldn't be. I fucking hate popup ads.

[torbjon]

BE, TT, et al.

Think of it as a game.

Only, instead of individuals competing against individuals, it's team AmKon against those other numbnuts.

I fully agree that it is a Stupid Game, just like trolling, or playing pong, but it is a Stupid Game that I like playing, so I play *shrugs*

to each their own, ey?

[boycotteverything]

BE, TT, et al.

Think of it as a game.

Only, instead of individuals competing against individuals, it's team AmKon against those other numbnuts.

I fully agree that it is a Stupid Game, just like trolling, or playing pong, but it is a Stupid Game that I like playing, so I play *shrugs*

to each their own, ey?You're an idiot.

[mojo]

You're an idiot.

So am i. i also like the game.

i think that any means of extolling the virtues of AmKon is a worthwhile pursuit.

[torbjon]

You're an idiot.

no duh. your new name is captain obvious.

[torbjon]

skunk;

if you can tag:

-Powered by the burning souls of a thousand kittens.

to the footer, can't you tag a vote button there as well?

just askin'...

[skunk]

I actually didn't add the kitten part, that's a leftover setting from the old board. I'm working on the top site list now.

[skunk]

Top sites link added at the bottom.

[torbjon]

wooHoo! you da man.

thanky muchly, good sir.

[skunk]

No worries man, just make sure to vote now.

[skunk]

Vote suckers.

[skunk]

Make sure to vote, either by visiting the link directly and clicking vote, or by clicking the banner at the bottom of every page.

http://conspiracy.top-site-list.com/vote430.html

[anarch]

I thought we could only vote once a day?

[skunk]

I was explaining two ways to vote anarch, one vote per ip per day.

[anarch]

VOTE EVERYDAY!

I do!

[anarch]

R U voting yet?

[anarch]

to the top with you thread

[skunk]

Don't forget to vote.

[Lexion]

Heh.

Trying to stay ahead of LoP ?

[skunk]

Not for very long it seems.

[Lexion]

Meh, I'll start voting again.

[skunk]

Vote.

[WITCH HUNT]

I voted. Amkon is #8. We are still in the top ten!:D

[mojo]

ok, back into it again.

[Lexion]

ok, back into it again.

Is SHE aware of it ?

[mojo]

barely. :D

[anarch]

Still Tightly holding onto 8

[mojo]

Still Tightly holding onto 8

thats why i like chicks with small hands.

[boycotteverything]

hahaha plus 1 for unithreadianistical bullshit!

[mojo]

what...only sometimes???

:D

[NIKONI]

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!( just a joke )

[Lexion]

Spam-Bot.

[mojo]

yeah but they do dig up and bump some old classics from time to time. :)

[skunk]

Vote!

[Lexion]

Vote like Bush is winning !!!!

(I just threw up a little)

[anarch]

Vote for amkon by scrolling all the way to the bottom and clicking on the bottom most link.

Vote for amkon because ...:jerkoff:

Fuck just vote for it yall

[FancyFree]

Vote like Bush is winning !!!!

(I just threw up a little)

lol aww.

[skunk]

Make sure to vote lop is going to pass us soon.

[skunk]

Well lop is 500 votes ahead of us lol, vote for amkon!

[anarch]

already did today

[skunk]

You can vote one time per ip per day.

[skunk]

Vote :rasta:

[FancyFree]

I voted!

[skunk]

Vote again today :p

[MissSilver]

OK I shall vote again.

[WITCH HUNT]

I voted today! I hope Gore wins!

[skunk]

Vote.

[13erk0witz]

Ever noticed that some of the top ones have no people posting besides GLP

[anarch]

yes I have... but that is not us.. WE are active... since we are VOTE!

I do!!!

[13erk0witz]

# 2 on the list hast 2000 posts and 24,000 votes... how?

[anarch]

vote

[skunk]

:rasta:

[Hazelnut]

Did you just get your B12 injection Skunk?

[skunk]

I inject b12 all day every day!

Vote.

[skunk]

http://conspiracy.top-site-list.com/vote430.html

Vote!

[mojo]

I inject b12 all day every day!



i offer protein injections to single ladies each week.

[boycotteverything]

i guess that's what makes this a conspiracy forum.

[mojo]

i guess that's what makes this a conspiracy forum.


funny hats?