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Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 12:08 PM
I'm bored, you bastard. Do something amusing. Now.

Squirm, little wormie. :P

Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 12:11 PM
Oh, I get it. You're trying to ignore me. I see how you are.

You do know, however, that ignoring your bully just makes us want to get a reaction out of you more, right?

Right?

Hey!

HEY!!!

HEEEEEEYYYY!!!

*picks up BBQ fork -- starts poking sensitive rib area*

Gunner!

Gunner!


GUNNER!!!

Dance or something, you fucker!

Damn you to hail!!!!! :P

Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 12:37 PM
Damn.

You must be the world's slowest reader.

I'm out of here for a few hours I think.

I'll see if you've caught up when I get back.

Foxtrot Oscar
06-30-2008, 12:38 PM
Oi leave the poor bastard alone, he busy dealing with a pregnant wife and not getting any!

Last thing he need is you bullying him.

Nasty, nasty, very nasty!

Fox

Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 01:24 PM
Ppppffffbbblllt!

Watch it or I'll abuse you in a separate thread.

if I didn't beat gunner regularly about the head and shoulders, he would be lost and adrift in life without meaning.

So, quiet, you! :twisted:

Foxtrot Oscar
06-30-2008, 01:46 PM
Don't make me angry.

You won't like me when I'm angry.

*Bwah*

Fox

boycotteverything
06-30-2008, 01:51 PM
it's well know that god, in her wisdom, created gummer for our abuse and entertainment. so fuck off, fox

Foxtrot Oscar
06-30-2008, 01:53 PM
it's well know that god, in her wisdom, created gummer for our abuse and entertainment. so fuck off, fox

Oh looky looky!

The old man hobbled in... Sit down and shut up: before you hurt yourself.

Fox

boycotteverything
06-30-2008, 01:55 PM
why ya dirty mug! i oughta whack you over the head with my walker. bastard. but i won't on acounta president truman says to be nice to each other. bastard.

the titan
06-30-2008, 02:00 PM
Can't we all just get along?

Foxtrot Oscar
06-30-2008, 02:04 PM
I am Ninja.

I will move in a blinding flash of human power... and stick my size 11's right in to your piles.

Bunch of grapes, crushed. FTW!

Fox

Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 04:06 PM
So, Fox, got a crush on gunner, do ya? Have to come rescue him like Rapunzel in her tower, eh? Good luck climbing up his locks. Unless his beard grows long while in his tower. Interesting. How would that work, anyway? Do we need to get gunner some extensions? that might do the trick.

Fox, be a good pest and go bother somebody else, will ya? :P

gunner
06-30-2008, 04:23 PM
sorry I wasnt here so you could thrash me, and amuse yourself GN.

Fox tis true, my specific purpose in life is for all of you to give me hell, to pull me down to your level.

I will laugh, I will take my punishment, then one night while you people are sleeping, you will open your eyes and the last thing you will hear is the name gunner, and laughter. Then black, nothingness will consume you, and you will be gone.

But just keep bashing me, sock me around, make me your bitch, that is what I am here for :D

Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 06:11 PM
Said with a big smile! It's not fun to kick your ass when you bend over and offer.

Sigh. Back to the drawing board.





... Fooooox! Oh, FOOOOOOoooooox.

gunner
06-30-2008, 06:19 PM
You are a bully, so it should be fun for you. Would you like it if I pretended that it bothered me, would that make you feel better?

Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 06:23 PM
No.

Tame game is not sport. Even if teh VP thinks so. And he still couldn't hit the quail. :roll:

1972
06-30-2008, 07:36 PM
This thread was a total waste of time and space.

It should be deleted.

You leave gunner alone!!

Yo Mama
06-30-2008, 08:00 PM
It's in the forum meant for this purpose. If you don't like it, get out.

Gunner likes it. He said so.

1972
06-30-2008, 08:24 PM
It's in the forum meant for this purpose. If you don't like it, get out.

Gunner likes it. He said so.

Sorry.
I guess my sarcasm was too subtle for you GN.

gunner
06-30-2008, 10:06 PM
Yeah you pretty much have to slap her across the face with it, otherwise it just soars above her head. It is kinda sad if you think about it.

Seriously dude could you imagine being that speeshul? If it werent so funny it would be kinda sad. Or is that supposed to be the other way around?

Gn I just want you to feel as though you have purpose, that is why I let you pick on me, and dont really slap you back too hard. :P

1972
06-30-2008, 10:09 PM
Yeah you pretty much have to slap her across the face with it, otherwise it just soars above her head. It is kinda sad if you think about it.

Seriously dude could you imagine being that speeshul? If it werent so funny it would be kinda sad. Or is that supposed to be the other way around?

Gn I just want you to feel as though you have purpose, that is why I let you pick on me, and dont really slap you back too hard. :P

Yeah.
Thats was priceless gunner.

Is it legal to be that harsh to the short bus riders?