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Yo Mama
06-19-2008, 09:48 PM
Well, hello and welcome. You're someone who either found us via a web search/Top Conspiracy Sites, or you're a refugee from "the top conspiracy site on the web" and their ban hammer. Either way, you're welcome to be here. We are a collection of misfits from "over there" as well as some very interesting individuals that somehow found us in the vastness of cyberspace.

AmKon is the wild west of conspiracy sites. We don't go in for heavy moderation. All we ask is that derailing is kept to the off-topic threads and that you do your best to attack someone's post if you don't agree with it, and not them. And don't post pr0n. There will be no bannings for one line posts, cursing or anything of that nature. You can even be an asshole, if that's your thing.

Since you're new here, there are a couple things you might be interested in knowing.

1) Please vote for us at Conspiracy Top Sites, (http://conspiracy.top-site-list.com/vote430.html) daily if you can. The button can be found right at the bottom of the page here. From there, please click back through to here, to give us that extra visitor count.

2) We have a daily Trivia Challenge (http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/AmKon-Challenge-81784.html) that can be fun to play, especially when I decide to change the questions for a pop quiz. The thread about the trivia challenge can be located HERE (http://amkon.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=702), should you want to exercise bragging rights on winning days.

3) If you're a refugee from A T S, then you may want to check out the stories in Stoopid Dumbfuck Internet Sites (http://amkon.net/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=84), starting with this thread (http://amkon.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=84&t=1350) so you know that your banning wasn't a fluke and you are not alone.

If you want a custom title or need any help with anything, PM me or one of the other staff, who will be glad to help you.

I hope you enjoy your time with us. Happy posting!

1972
06-19-2008, 09:50 PM
I haz meat too?

Yummy, gloriously bloody meat?

Thread closed.

I'm Batman!

Yo Mama
06-19-2008, 09:51 PM
Oh, forgot to add: ignore 1972. He's weird.

1972
06-19-2008, 11:25 PM
Weird as in hot and sexy!!!

And funny...

Then again, as I always say:

We all float down here . . .


Thread locker?

vckums
06-19-2008, 11:28 PM
OMG you sir are on a roll tonight. Wash your hands afterwards.


Welcome Meat!!! Make sure to keep your BBQ sauce with you at all times. Should your legs or arms go outside the car we may confiscate them and enjoy the tastey treat that was your limbs. Thank you for choosing AmKon and enjoy the ride.

mojo
06-19-2008, 11:38 PM
Excellent post GN, you only forgot one very important port of call for all new members.

FREE MONEY (http://mojo.amkon.net/)

1972
06-19-2008, 11:39 PM
Excellent post GN, you only forgot one very important port of call for all new members.

FREE MONEY (http://mojo.amkon.net/)


Some one must have taken it out of that gap.

No more money . . .


I keed, I keed.

Nice Aussie.
Good Aussie.

Yo Mama
06-19-2008, 11:42 PM
Whoops! My bad!

Free money, yeah, forgot all about it.

don't forget the free money, n00bz.

boycotteverything
06-20-2008, 03:07 PM
This is the moderation policy of one of my favorite forums http://wyzwyrlde.com/Forums.html


Forum Index
Discussion Forums
The Wyrld Cafe - No moderators
General Discussion - No moderators
Mind Control - No moderators
UFO's, Aliens and BlackOps - No moderators
Timelines, Densities, and Dimensions - No moderators
Witch! Witch! - No moderators
~ Destiny ~ - No moderators
Alternative Energy - No moderators
GMOs, and the Pharmaceutical Companies - No moderators
Gaia's Apron - No moderators
Earth Changes, Weather, Astronomy - No moderators
Health news, Alternative Medicines, and Healing - No moderators
Metaphysics and Spirituality - No moderators
The Ancients and History - No moderators
Dreams! - No moderators
The Latrine - No moderators

Well worth considering

Foxtrot Oscar
06-20-2008, 03:12 PM
Cheap reverse phycolowhatsit... I'm not buying it.

Anyhow the Mod here are speshal...

As in they all ride the numpty bus to school!

Fox

Yo Mama
06-20-2008, 03:14 PM
We have a couple of mods, but most staff are admins.

Admins are necessary. Without us there would be no fun custom titles and other indispensable perks.

Somebody has to have access to the administration section, and it can't be everyone. That would make the board the worst clusterfuck in the history of clusterfucks.

Now go your way and sin no more. :fsm:

gunner
06-20-2008, 03:22 PM
Cheap reverse phycolowhatsit... I'm not buying it.

Anyhow the Mod here are speshal...

As in they all ride the numpty bus to school!

Fox
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

anarch
12-15-2009, 01:24 AM
Meaty bump for new meat!

skunk
07-15-2011, 02:19 AM
Wow how things have changed since the old days, no pr0n? Please.

mojo
07-15-2011, 02:26 AM
lol. i think aside from BE it was the the Pron that drove Mama and Vckums away in the end. :)

skunk
07-15-2011, 02:41 AM
Kacen and BE definitely drove gn away, vckums didn't seem all that interested in the more conspiratorial threads here anyway.

DocVelocity
07-15-2011, 03:07 AM
What is it about porn that drives people away, I wonder? Shit, even America's greatest Founding Father, Ben Franklin, was into pornography.

— Doc Velocity

boycotteverything
07-15-2011, 10:05 AM
Some people are turned off by porn tbecause of their Puritan sensibilities and others by its gratuitous objectification of humanity. I think that for Yo Mama and VK it was the latter.

mojo
07-20-2011, 06:28 PM
Kacen and BE definitely drove gn away, vckums didn't seem all that interested in the more conspiratorial threads here anyway.

yeah the gore spamming rampage kacen went on definately pushed her over the edge.

skunk
07-21-2011, 01:37 PM
It sucks she left, what a cool lady. I miss gn :(