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apeci
06-19-2008, 02:04 PM
Fresh migrant here. Happy to see many compatriots I have not seen in a good while. Looking forward to sharing my speciously immense ego with everyone!
skunk
06-19-2008, 02:07 PM
Well you won't be the only one with a huge ego here. I think we're all a bit self-centered, but that's just me :).
Just kidding, but not really...
Welcome to amerikan konspiracy.
JiveTurkey
06-19-2008, 02:07 PM
Glad to have ya. Hope you enjoy your stay.
JiveTurkey
06-19-2008, 02:08 PM
Well you won't be the only one with a huge ego here. I think we're all a bit self-centered, but that's just me :).
Just kidding, but not really...
Welcome to amerikan konspiracy.
Goddamn!
Can't you motherfuckers EVER let me get the first intro??
I demand that you cease being quicker than I.
Sons of bitches!
haha
Welcome apeci, good to have you on board as well.
Any questions or issues just pm any of the staff, have fun. :)
mojo
gunner
06-19-2008, 02:11 PM
welcome apeci.
Foxtrot Oscar
06-19-2008, 02:12 PM
Comewel.
You may have a big ego, but Jasn will always be the biggest cock on AMKON!
Fox
gunner
06-19-2008, 02:15 PM
I dont know about the biggest cawk, but if he spent less time sucking it, maybe he could beat BS with the welcomes. :D
Yo Mama
06-19-2008, 02:24 PM
Damn! It didn't take this thread long to go all pear-shaped.
Welcome to AmKon - don't mind these guys, they were harmed from eating lead paint as children.
apeci
06-19-2008, 02:28 PM
You're not supposed to eat lead paint, major? :)
JiveTurkey
06-19-2008, 02:31 PM
Comewel.
You may have a big ego, but Jasn will always be the biggest cock on AMKON!
Fox
Flattery will get you nowhere ya fuckin stalker. How many times must I tell you and gunner that circle jerks ain't my thing?
Foxtrot Oscar
06-19-2008, 02:32 PM
Ha... I don't eat the lead paint. I have it sprayed on toys and shipped to the US.
:lol:
Fox
Yo Mama
06-19-2008, 02:33 PM
You're not supposed to eat lead paint, major? :)
Joke from the forum this morning. From this thread. (http://amkon.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=71&t=2722)
We make fun of ourselves a lot around here. It's the only way to keep from sobbing like little girls.
BTW ... I am a general now. Show some respekt to da rank, y'all. :P
gunner
06-19-2008, 02:34 PM
dont listen to GN, paint chips cause no harm at all.
gunner
06-19-2008, 02:36 PM
Comewel.
You may have a big ego, but Jasn will always be the biggest cock on AMKON!
Fox
Flattery will get you nowhere ya fuckin stalker. How many times must I tell you and gunner that circle jerks ain't my thing?
damn, things never work out for me.
Foxtrot Oscar
06-19-2008, 02:40 PM
Comewel.
You may have a big ego, but Jasn will always be the biggest cock on AMKON!
Fox
Flattery will get you nowhere ya fuckin stalker. How many times must I tell you and gunner that circle jerks ain't my thing?
damn, things never work out for me.
How about if we get Titan in as well and call it a "Square wank" instead... We all know titan "loves the cawk"
Fox
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
06-19-2008, 02:47 PM
No, the klown's got the biggest cock:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg
Foxtrot Oscar
06-19-2008, 02:49 PM
I have to say in all honesty. That is the finest looking cock I've ever seen.
Fox
the titan
06-19-2008, 02:51 PM
Don't be jealous.
Fucking monkeys.
You are banned for making fun of everyone.......... oh wait, wrong thread.
Welcome; welcome.
All are welcome here.
Except for midgets.
No goddamn midgets!
And clowns.
No clowns.
cept for goos.
Yo Mama
06-19-2008, 09:29 PM
Goos is a klown.
That makes all the diff.
apeci
06-19-2008, 11:58 PM
A killer klown?
Yo Mama
06-20-2008, 12:16 AM
Dunno about that, but he's a hella funny klown.