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vckums
06-12-2008, 11:08 PM
I'm at wallyworld today, and I've got my list in my hand and pushing my cart. Now some lady is stopped in the center aisle doing something with her kid and as I'm about to go around her, some bitch with a cellphone stuck to her ear, coming towards me almost rams my cart.
This bitch had the nerve to look at me and go " I need to go over there". Which, she says over there and pushes her chin towards the aisle the stalled chick was blocking. I just looked at her like she was fucking nuts. I was passing the stalled lady, almost 3/4 of the way past and this bitch tells me I gotta move so she can go that way.
Me, being the nicest most pleasant person ever, tells her to back up and then she can go "over there", yes with my chin jutting. :lol:
She gave me the most pissed off look, like I caused her a big ass time delay in her phonecall.
Here's tip bitch, DON'T TALK ON THE PHONE IN THE STORE AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!
Didn't you get the memo?
You didn't, did you.
Everyone elses time is more important than yours!
They have things to do; places to go.
You however, do not.
You are just in the way.
Obviously I am being sarcastic and the use of "you" is, what is the word I want, subjective?
I that it or no?
Whatever.
You get my drift.
People a self absorbed.
Now so more than ever; at least in my dealings with them.
Me, being the nicest most pleasant person ever, tells her to back up and then she can go "over there", yes with my chin jutting.
You should have set off some beeping alarm as she backed up as a warning to all over her way.
What's the deal with talking on a phone while shopping? Some one reading the person the shopping list. Most likely a useless call that was a waste cell time.
skunk
06-13-2008, 12:01 AM
Ah wallyworld, my favorite place... :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: .
Sometimes you just need to fuck a bitch up.
watcher
06-13-2008, 10:59 PM
Walmart is like a huge bug light in the trailer park.
If ya don't like being pelted by beetles, stay far from the light.
I swear that place breeds stupid. I'd have smacked the phone out of her hand while giving her a dirty sanchez.
My patience and my faith in humanity are plummeting in a downward spiral these days.
If you had some old shoes on, you could have lost one all up in the other one's ass.
One of the last times I was there, my sanity was tested to the point where violence was just a matter of time.
Middle to upper management are a step below shit flinging monkeys in my book.
I put the fear of Allah into a few of them. Fuckin turd polishers....I'm convinced that Walmart is hell and the employees are there to spend eternity while causing the customers to experience purgatory.
Yo Mama
06-13-2008, 11:09 PM
I tend to get there first thing in the morning after dropping my daughter at school, so it's too early for the average fucktard to have heaved his or her lazy ass out of bed for the day and the staff are not in a bad mood yet from having to deal with them all day.
My only complaint about Wallyworld is that every once in a while I buy something and it comes from the box broken. You know some trashy asshole bought it, broke it, returned it to the store and didn't say they broke it so they could get their money back, and then somebody in customer service didn't bother checking it before restocking it.
Three/four times a year I've had to return brand new stuff that was missing pieces or broken. But I'm not sure how much of that is the store's fault, and how much is the fault of the entitled jerks that shop there.
I go to Target.
Fuck Wal-Mart.
Though, like GN said, I go out early or I don't go.
Retards man, they are everywhere.
vckums
06-13-2008, 11:30 PM
We got 2 walmarts, yup apparently we needed 2. :roll: They are open til midnight. The next closest one is open 24/7/365.
Worst one so far, Reno Nevada. Oh My Gawd. Walking zombies I swear. It was scarey as hell being in there.
We got 2 walmarts, yup apparently we needed 2. :roll: They are open til midnight. The next closest one is open 24/7/365.
Worst one so far, Reno Nevada. Oh My Gawd. Walking zombies I swear. It was scarey as hell being in there.
OHHHHH!!!
Like the zombie cart pushers in Shaun of the Dead!!!
I hate shopping period. Not just because I have a penis either.
I go to the store when I NEED something. Not when I WANT something.
I go in, go get what I need and get out.
Why dillydally?
I just do not feel the need to spend my money on useless garbage.
But the band Garbage is good. Man can Ms. Manson get me going....
The nearest town to us has 2500 people and a walmart that is open 24 hours. Guess it is deserted at night. Don't think I'll drive 27 miles to find out. They've got a bomb scare phone call twice. Find that hard to believe. Bummer, the cops had to quit rounding up stray cattle to check out a bomb.
Yo Mama
06-16-2008, 12:22 AM
Must have been the most excitement they'd had all year. LOL
gunner
06-17-2008, 10:46 AM
We got 2 walmarts, yup apparently we needed 2. :roll: They are open til midnight. The next closest one is open 24/7/365.
Worst one so far, Reno Nevada. Oh My Gawd. Walking zombies I swear. It was scarey as hell being in there.
I have been to the reno walmart, and it does not hold a candle to indiana walmarts. We have so many walmarts back here in indiana, too many walmarts. You can go to one not far away and it is like going to mexico, fucking damn mexicans all over the place speaking their damn spanish, ugh it pisses me off. Then you can go to some in south bend and it is like going to the damn hood, and all the others are like going to kentucky. Just dumb ass backwoods frigging white trash, i think I would rather deal with the mexicans and the black folks. I hate walmart with a passion, but sometimes it is a necessary evil, we have about five minutes from our house, but damn I hate it.
Come on back to indiana vick, and you will see the definition of people that have their heads shoved right up their asses. I just go through the store with purpose and if anyone gets in my way, I run their asses over, it is the only way to survive.
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
06-17-2008, 11:47 AM
Hey, it's not just wallyworld:
I'm approaching the only check-out stand open the other morning at Vons (SoCal's Safeways) and as I make my final approach this fat heifer shoves her cart in front of me and heaves into line with her mom in tow operating a power wheels.
I'm standing there with a single ciabatta roll.
A single fucking ciabatta roll...
Thoughtless cows...
This was the second delay that morning, the first being at wallyworld, but that one was the checker's fault.
Poor decrepit old lady in a powered cart had a purchase of both food and taxable items.
She paid for the food items with her food stamps card, intending to pay for the remainder of her purchase with her debit card; the cashier just couldn't figure what was taking place.
It took the combined efforts of the cashier and her supervisor punching keys and scratching their heads in unison to finally determine what was taking place...
Meanwhile, I'm standing there with, again, a single item - a rubber squeeky toy for my dawg - he just loves those things - patiently watching this comedy of errors.
Kudos to the cashier at yet another wallyworld later though; I was stuck behind some bloated knucklehead purchasing a cartload of crap at the 20 items or less aisle.
I'm waiting to purchase some tomatoes. Period.
The lady behind her had graciously allowed me to take her place in line since she had a two-pronged purchase.
The fat 'tard ahead of me forgets half of her crap hanging on the bag carousel and her keys on the little check writing counter.
After we pointed this out to her, she makes some comment about it being crowded at the check stand, and the cashier shot back something about "next time, you might want to use a line other than the 20 items or less if you're going to buy a cart full."
I smiled and we; the cashier, the nice lady behind me and I, all shared a wink and a moment...
gunner
06-17-2008, 12:35 PM
Goos you have witnessed something that I thought was just a myth. A cashier at walmart that actually, knew what she was doing, and had enough smarts to fire back a comment such as that.
I swear they get all these old retarded people to work there, that take a damn year to ring your shit up, ugh it makes me mad. I mean I am glad they are working, but maybe have them give people the carts when they come in or something?
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
06-17-2008, 12:38 PM
Yeah, it kind of made up for the earlier incidents that day... :mrgreen:
vckums
06-17-2008, 12:38 PM
i'll take your word gunner lol
gotta go faster then old people goos. use those hips!
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
06-17-2008, 12:47 PM
She had me out gunned by a mile...http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/lol-021-lol.gif
watcher
06-17-2008, 03:56 PM
Shine a light in her eyes and tell her to 'go to the light'.
which are worse in walmart
the obese or the old?
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
06-17-2008, 04:20 PM
Both of 'em ride the go carts now so...I guess it's a toss up.
skunk
06-17-2008, 04:33 PM
Burn that motherfucker down!
Martian Exile
06-18-2008, 05:13 AM
Every night before I go to bed I prey, “Please Jesus, please send a bunch of asteroids to blast away all of the Wall-marts”, but each day I wake up and the fiendish dumps are still there.
GN, would you try using your Milk Carton?
Yo Mama
06-18-2008, 10:26 AM
Milk carton?
vckums
06-18-2008, 12:12 PM
The jug of milk you always refer to :lol: "Say hi to the jug of milk for me"
Yo Mama
06-18-2008, 12:27 PM
Ohhhhhh ...
See, the carton of milk is not the true savior. I was confused.
It's a JUG of milk, ME. Jug.
And no, I don't pray to the jug. It doesn't grant wishes any better than Jeebus does. LOL
Alessandra
06-18-2008, 02:15 PM
Every night before I go to bed I prey, “Please Jesus, please send a bunch of asteroids to blast away all of the Wall-marts”, but each day I wake up and the fiendish dumps are still there.
GN, would you try using your Milk Carton?
And every night I pray for abduction, from this shitty ass shithole town.
Shitty shit shit
*coughs*
By a psycho-sex maniac or aliens that will probe you with sandpaper?
You could just move to a different shit hole town.
Or move to France.
Johnny Depp lives there.
:P
Alessandra
06-18-2008, 07:10 PM
By a psycho-sex maniac or aliens that will probe you with sandpaper?
You could just move to a different shit hole town.
Or move to France.
Johnny Depp lives there.
:P
Yeah but the French live there. D: I don't see much change. Now, if only Depp lived there, that would be nice.
and yes, I am moving lol. To another shithole. lol.