Rant about my bank

[vckums]

We FINALLY get the damn stimulus check. Put it in the bank and they place a FUCKING HOLD ON IT. Seriously, wtf! It's from the damn government. It's not like it's a personal check. Assholes.

The bank got told how fucked in the head they are. :wink:

[1972]

We FINALLY get the damn stimulus check. Put it in the bank and they place a FUCKING HOLD ON IT. Seriously, wtf! It's from the damn government. It's not like it's a personal check. Assholes.

The bank got told how fucked in the head they are. :wink:

Ummm, I was supposed to have mine direct deposited in MAY.
Guess what?

Yup.

Fuck you Georgie!
Fuck you Dickie!

And FUCK YOU JIMMY CARTER!

[vckums]

Did you file directly with IRS? We didn't, we used turbo tax and thats why the shit was mailed to us instead of directly into our bank.

[1972]

Did you file directly with IRS? We didn't, we used turbo tax and thats why the shit was mailed to us instead of directly into our bank.

Well, I went with HR Block like always.
but since I paid for it with part of my return, I assume this is why.
Either that or some fuckhole took it.

[vckums]

You could try calling, but both online and an actual person couldn't tell us shit about ours. Turbo tax actually sent us an email.

I did read an article online that said something lihe the first 15,000 checks went to the wrong people. But they are fixing that. :roll:

[Yo Mama]

IRS check info:

Stimulus Check mailout schedule (http://www.irs.gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00.html)

Stimulus Check FAQ (http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=177937,00.html)

[1972]

Then God steps in and posts links!
Well aren't you AWESOME!
Our God, is an awesome God!!

Cause I woulda never fingered out how to go to the IRS website!

[mojo]

:roll:


:lol:

[Yo Mama]

Hmmm ... what's this button do again ?

:ban:

Yeah, uh, about that: some people are too fucking lazy to go there on their own. It's easier this way.

Fucking hell. See if I ever do anything nice for you lot again. Humph. :(

[vckums]

Hey wtf Mojo, you said yiu'd never change your ava. Now that I think of it, GN you said it too.....Damn you two! Coulda done the ava contest thingy.


$5 the site tells you jack shite

[1972]

Hmmm ... what's this button do again ?

:ban:

Yeah, uh, about that: some people are too fucking lazy to go there on their own. It's easier this way.

Fucking hell. See if I ever do anything nice for you lot again. Humph. :(

Well, it served it's purpose.
It made me laugh.
Plus a bonus laugh from Mojo.

:behead:

[Yo Mama]

I never said I would never change my ava.

I'm working on a new one right now.

This one's for Boon. He missed Jeebus.

[mojo]

Yes, i said i'd never change my avvy.

I lied.

[Boondock]

i was supposed to have mine direct deposited too but turns out i will get a paper check on june 27th

[DeadSoul]

We received ours ten days late. We went through turbo tax as well. We fucking owed a grand between state and federal. So ours was only worth 1500.
And look at this discrepency I found.


"We determined that about 1,500 of these payments went to the wrong bank account and IRS is working with taxpayers and banks on a case-by-case basis to resolve this issue as quickly as possible," the IRS said in a statement Friday.
http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/stimulus-payment-mailing-schedule-tied/story.aspx?guid=%7B5F68E166-91BE-4A65-9FE4-D6E2C2B32DE5%7D



He said he contacted the IRS and was told by an agent that the deposit was one of 15,000 misrouted checks sent out incorrectly as a result of a computer programming glitch.


http://www.newsday.com/services/newspaper/printedition/thursday/longisland/ny-listim155686297may15,0,159403.story


So which fucking number is it? 1500 or 15000? Fucking news. So an agent claims it is a huge number and the IRS (I assume a spokesperson) claims it is only 1500. What the fuck man.

[vckums]

See!!! The person who we got to talk to, when the call fianlyl went through couldnt tell us anything. Not a damn thing.

Was it issued?

I dont know

When will it be?

I dont know

Is it for the full amount, 2100$

I dont know

I so wanted to try a trick question, like is your head attached to your body?

I dont know

asswipes

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Tax.

Meh.

Fox.