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Yo Mama
06-01-2008, 11:16 AM
I was watcihng Man Vs. Wild last night for lack of better programming and it made me curious what other people think of the two masters of survival television -- Bear Grylls (of Man vs. Wild) and Les Stroud (of Survivorman).


Les Stroud (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Stroud)
Bear Grylls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls)

I personally voted for Les Stroud.

Les goes it alone. He does all his own camera work as well as the work of survival. He is cautious, and as economical with his energy as he can be. He gives level, practical advice. His show is an hour.

"Bear" on the other hand, reminds me of Jack the Lad goes camping. He's too bloody jovial and takes stupid risks that nobody in their right mind would do on their own -- last night in a Siberian episode, the guy broke through ice in a Siberian lake and got in, just to show how dangerous that kind of cold can be. Well, duh. He takes a crew with him, so he's never alone. And he has a fixation with pee. I've seen him pee on a scarf to put on his head in the desert, pee on knife frozen to his hand to get it to come off, and even drink his own pee. And apparently the show is staged and he's never in as much danger as he appears to be.

Les Stroud is the man. Bear Grylls is just annoying.

Boondock
06-01-2008, 11:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/rod3678/GIF/SteveIrwin.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/rod3678/GIF/CRIKEY.gif

Yo Mama
06-01-2008, 12:02 PM
Irwin's not a survivalist -- he was an overgrown kid who couldn't leave the animals alone.

"Let's see what happens when I put my thumb up his ass ... yeah, that's really pissing him off!" [/south park]

Martian Exile
06-03-2008, 06:35 AM
I would rather have a root canal then watch survival, that said,

I voted for Jim Fowler, Marlin Perkins’ side kick in Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.

You remember Jim, as Marlin would say:

“We’ll wait here while Jim gets sodomized by the Rhinocerworsle”

:lol:

Martian Exile
06-03-2008, 06:54 AM
A very rare out take of Wild Kingdom

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Cricket
06-03-2008, 08:17 AM
Ray Mears - shows survival tips, what you can eat, how to hunt etc etc and how to survive situations with no histrionics.

Bear Grylls is a dik and has a really stupid name.

He's also shown the legendary Bushtucker Man a trick or two - impressive

Yo Mama
06-03-2008, 10:18 AM
Bear Grylls is a dik and has a really stupid name.



apparently it was his second grade nickname. He had it legally changed to that. :roll:

Cricket
06-03-2008, 01:05 PM
Bear Grylls is a dik and has a really stupid name.



apparently it was his second grade nickname. He had it legally changed to that. :roll:

Which pretty much says all you need to know about the guy - besides, it sounds like something you'd order in a canadian outback restaurant.

I'm gonna stick with Ray Mears - king of survival skills. :D