View Full Version : Fuck Ellen too!
watcher
05-30-2008, 05:51 PM
I was on another board where her name was the title.
I was all set for some good ole Ellen bashing and POW, they all love her.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
She is the opposite of funny....she is anti-funny.
She has annoyed me since her stand up days.
Anyone up for some Ellen roasting?
please lord let there be some sanity here.
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 05:52 PM
Do you mean Degeneris?
Not. Funny.
Annoying.
Irritating.
I wish she'd go join a commune somewhere in a small, faraway land and never be heard from again.
Nope.
No gonna do it!
Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.
Just another mouth.
I think we should buy the rights to Celebrity Death Match.
But unlike MTV, ours would be real.
And they would oh, so die...
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 07:10 PM
I wouldn't fuck Ellen with your cawk, 1972.
I wouldn't fuck Ellen with your cawk, 1972.
But you WOULD film it!
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 07:19 PM
Ew.
Yeah, you pictured it!
Weirdo!
I hope you have a nightmare about it as well.
Just a little gift from me . . .to you.
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 07:22 PM
Ah ha ha ha. Fuck you very much. :P
watcher
05-30-2008, 09:42 PM
1972 if you did fuck her, you would prolly have to flop her junk over to the side to get to the other stuff.
1972 if you did fuck her, you would prolly have to flop her junk over to the side to get to the other stuff.
Oh, she would only get the brown-eye treatment.
For all I know, Rosie ate the front all up...
vckums
05-30-2008, 09:48 PM
Dammit!!! I just had dinner!!! 1972 you are GROUNDED young man. Now go to your room.
Dammit!!! I just had dinner!!! 1972 you are GROUNDED young man. Now go to your room.
No. You're grounded. Eating ate the computer is wrong ummmmkay?
Do you have an issue with the Hershey Highway or something?
vckums
05-30-2008, 10:09 PM
I ate at the kitchen table, so shut it.
No, just the mental picture you gave!!!!!
Still grounded!
watcher
05-30-2008, 10:12 PM
Ellen's cinnamon ring is for dessert.
Care for some? It's safe to assume it's been nut free.
Ellen's cinnamon ring is for dessert.
Care for some? It's safe to assume it's been nut free.
You funny!
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 10:47 PM
I'm afraid not.
Anne Heisch is a nut. Or however you spell the whacko's name.
I'm afraid not.
Anne Heisch is a nut. Or however you spell the whacko's name.
What, a girl ain't allowed to flip-flop?
watcher
05-31-2008, 01:05 AM
I stand corrected. She had some nuts in her.
Any time I see her on tv, I tell my kids that ellen is a boy who likes to dress in girl's clothes.
It is funny to see them trying to figure that one out.
WhispersInTheDark
08-04-2010, 04:12 AM
... only because some avvies are getting musty and need airing.
WITCH HUNT
08-04-2010, 04:19 AM
WITD, you have way too much time on your hands! Apparently so do I. lol
WhispersInTheDark
08-04-2010, 04:38 AM
I was reviewing a number of fakes in the "W" section and came across this real and true scissors fetishist.
WITCH HUNT
08-04-2010, 05:49 AM
Fakes? Please explain.
But back on topic, FUCK ELLEN!
WhispersInTheDark
08-04-2010, 05:56 AM
The "fake" W's are exemplified by these W entries in the member database (as at today's date):
#8
#12
#14
#17, #18 - benign fakes.
Self-explanatory, really. :)
WhispersInTheDark
08-04-2010, 06:00 AM
On topic...
Portia de Rossi is actually quite an interesting lady.
http://weddingtipster.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/shannons-2000s-ellen-de-generes1.jpg
WITCH HUNT
08-04-2010, 06:28 AM
I know what you mean about fakes, they give us W's a a bad name.
Portia is fetching btw, but I am still attracted more to K.D. Lang. I guess it's a butch thing,