View Full Version : Fuck Oprah!
Not that way though.
Can someone shut this bitch up already? Am I the only person sick of hearing her voice? Dr Phil isn't a fucking doctor and most if not all the books on her list suck dick. I do not care who you think I should vote for. I am quite capable of making my own mistakes thank you very much.
I like how she tells people what to do. It is fun. How to parent. How to stay in a healthy marriage! Oprah is great! M-o-o-n spells Oprah!
How the fuck does a woman that has NO children have any business even making a comment on how to be a better parent? Let only telling someone who has step children how to parent. I read an article with her saying shit like, "The step mother/father should not parent", of course I shortened what she said. But she said it. First of all, the actuall biological parent of said children wouldn't or shouldn't be in the relationship if they do not want the other person parenting. Yes, I am well aware that I am not the father but I am a parental figure and I will parent how we as a couple, see fit. An agreement discussed long before the relationship took a serious turn. If the actual parent can not let the "outsider" parent, then the relationship, is doomed from then on out.
And the marriage.
There is a reason that this bitch isn't married. She has dogs. And a lesbian. But how long was she "engaged" to Stedman? Like a hundred years? I mean sure, anyone can comment and throw in their opinion on any subject. But don't try to pawn it off as gold and that you are some sort of fucking guru. The church of Oprah should be burnt at the stake. These people are scary and it is a borderline cult.
And that hair? My god the hair. Talk about a fucking fire hazard.
There is no point to this.
Then again, I can see no point to famous people thinking that their opinions and views should some how trump mine. They must know more than me because the of famous! Yeah, you keep thinking that you douche bags. Yes, I am talking to you Sean Penn!
Yo Mama
05-27-2008, 08:47 PM
She's the richest woman in Amerika or something to that effect and she gives people money like she's black Santa.
That's why she's where she is.
I used to like to watch her, but she's become all facade and no substance, IMO.
She's the richest woman in Amerika or something to that effect and she gives people money like she's black Santa.
That's why she's where she is.
I used to like to watch her, but she's become all facade and no substance, IMO.
Well you brought up another good point GN, thank you for allowing me to continue my rant:
Black Santa?
Does she think she is helping?
Sure, sure she's done good.
Couldn't she do more?
Help more.
Instead of picking and choosing who gets her "good samaritanness" ( I could give a fuck about the spelling) she could give shit away to a bunch.
Never mind.
I make no sense.
I just do not like what the majority of people become when they are rich.
Rich in the wrong way mind you.
Like that Cunt Brad and his wife.
What was it? 60 million?
Who the fuck needs to spend 60 million on a motherfucking house?
Yo Mama
05-27-2008, 09:05 PM
For 60 million you could house every homeless person in northern Cali for a year, I bet.
For 60 million you could house every homeless person in northern Cali for a year, I bet.
Exactly.
And they wonder why I hate them.
Yo Mama
05-27-2008, 09:10 PM
They really don't.
Wonder, that is.
They don't even know you and I exist.
Alessandra
05-27-2008, 09:12 PM
She's the richest woman in Amerika or something to that effect and she gives people money like she's black Santa.
That's why she's where she is.
I used to like to watch her, but she's become all facade and no substance, IMO.
She's fat like Santa too.
Seems like she cant keep her own anti-fatty advice. She balloons out more often than a redneck during Christmas. Give me a break
Yo Mama
05-27-2008, 09:14 PM
Right? Either diet and stay skinny or embrace the fact that her genes are fat ones and be a good role model for larger women, so that they can finally quit thinking they have to be bloody Paris Hilton.
They really don't.
Wonder, that is.
They don't even know you and I exist.
And that is a good thing.
Glock.
Can't stand her, or Dr fucking Phil, or Ricky, or Ellen, or any of those daft bastards who think they need to tell the rest of us how to live our lives.
I wish someone would sue me and take me to Judge Judy's courtroom, i'd give that smarmy bitch what for too.
Can't stand her, or Dr fucking Phil, or Ricky, or Ellen, or any of those daft bastards who think they need to tell the rest of us how to live our lives.
I wish someone would sue me and take me to Judge Judy's courtroom, i'd give that smarmy bitch what for too.
I would just smack her in the back of the head with my pee-pee!
Can't stand her, or Dr fucking Phil, or Ricky, or Ellen, or any of those daft bastards who think they need to tell the rest of us how to live our lives.
I wish someone would sue me and take me to Judge Judy's courtroom, i'd give that smarmy bitch what for too.
I would just smack her in the back of the head with my pee-pee!
Mate, i wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
:D
Oh there would be no fucking Mojo.
I just want to hit her with it.
Every uppity bitch needs a good dick smack!
Yo Mama
05-27-2008, 09:31 PM
No. We really don't.
No. We really don't.
Are you an uppity bitch?
Thought not.
check yourself.
:P
Alessandra
05-27-2008, 09:44 PM
Oh there would be no fucking Mojo.
I just want to hit her with it.
Every uppity bitch needs a good dick smack!
I'd rather not be hit by it
otherwise I'd be prone to biting.
Dick smacks are reserved for fun.
Nothing makes my girl smile like when I sneaks up behind her and pops her on the head with mine.
watcher
05-27-2008, 10:40 PM
These famous types are attention whores.
The humanitarian act is just a convenient way of achieving this attention.
Those lucky unfortunates have to endure their hoops in order to get the aid.
Photo ops...gather 'round you unwashed masses....the cameras are on!!
These stars are LOADED, why toss 1/100th of your monthly pay to charity and expect a pat on the head?
Let's look this in proportions here. Many average folk donate a much higher percentage of their pay to charity than most stars.
Do they ask for a pat on the head as a condition?
Amen watcher; A FUCKING MEN!
Foxtrot Oscar
05-28-2008, 02:43 AM
It's no different over here. There are some folks on the idiot box that are part of the goodness and light posse and they just spout chronic amounts of contemptible poppycock!
Jackie Chan. Springs to mind. That guy is a prize cawk.
Fox
JiveTurkey
05-28-2008, 02:50 AM
Can't stand her, or Dr fucking Phil, or Ricky, or Ellen, or any of those daft bastards who think they need to tell the rest of us how to live our lives.
I wish someone would sue me and take me to Judge Judy's courtroom, i'd give that smarmy bitch what for too.
Goddamn, that's a hell of an idea.
Come to the states bro, I'll sue you for the emotional distress I received from attempting to wrap my brain around that aussie accent.
Then we can file a joint lawsuit against JJ for the hearing damage sustained while listening to her raspy ass "fran drescher" voice. Oh yea....and for the oppression us crackers have suffered at the hands of the jews.
Yo Mama
05-28-2008, 10:39 AM
I happen to have a lot of respect for Judge Judy because she tells dumb fucks that they're dumb fucks to their faces on TV. I wish with all my heart she was our custody judge. My ex would probably be sitting in jail for contempt about now.
Quit derailing my rants bitches!!!
:smokin:
Yo Mama
05-28-2008, 11:55 AM
Fuck.
You.
Kthxbai. :P
Not right now.
I am sore from moving shit for the last 4 days.
Thanks for the offer though.
You rock!
Yo Mama
05-28-2008, 11:59 AM
I would eviscerate you with a scathingly witty reply, but it is nearly time to take the youngin to school and I'm slightly nauseated.
You get lucky on this one.
Bitchkoma
05-28-2008, 12:43 PM
Can't stand her, or Dr fucking Phil, or Ricky, or Ellen, or any of those daft bastards who think they need to tell the rest of us how to live our lives.
Hey man, don't be dissing Dr Phil. He be my cousin.
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee260/iskandarreza/funny-pictures-dr-phil-seal.jpg
Alessandra
05-28-2008, 01:00 PM
LMFAO OMG LOLOLOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yo Mama
05-28-2008, 01:13 PM
That one is a classic! LMAO
vckums
05-29-2008, 01:08 PM
Dick smacks are reserved for fun.
Nothing makes my girl smile like when I sneaks up behind her and pops her on the head with mine.
She must be a midget.
Yo Mama
05-29-2008, 02:14 PM
http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c5ea57f3e8.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=3507)
Boondock
05-29-2008, 03:09 PM
Dick smacks are reserved for fun.
Nothing makes my girl smile like when I sneaks up behind her and pops her on the head with mine.
She must be a midget.
oh snap
WhispersInTheDark
06-06-2010, 08:24 PM
Sometimes there is more Oprah, sometimes there is less Oprah.
:cool:
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
06-06-2010, 08:28 PM
For the longest time I didn't like Oprah because she had that racist Bill O'reilly on her show. Yet she turned down several rappers from making an apperance on that show because they say the word "hoe." Because of that she was an Uncle Tom to me. But then one day she had Jay-Z on the show and it made me change my thoughts about her. :D