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1972
05-23-2008, 11:21 PM
You! Yes, you! Colbert! The one with his own humorous and vaguely news-like show on Comedy Central. I'm talking to you. Yes, you, buddy!

I'm on to you, man. I caught you.

You are a member of ATS. I don't know which one, but I know you are either a member incognito, or you regularly read the boards as a guest.

I know this. I don't just believe it. I know it.

How do I know this, you ask? Because on last night's broadcast you said something that was almost word for word something I'd read on the boards myself yesterday. I wish I could remember exactly what it was, or whose post it was, but I can't, because I've been busy doing my job as the voice of reason and reading all sorts of crazy stuff over on ATS all day long and it went out of my head, buried under a pile of chemtrails, Shadow People, microwave torture, cities on the moon, and absurd fears of evolution.

Not only that, but you have a quote in my sig! Dude, if you aren't on the boards, what are you doing in my signature? Oh, wait. I put that there because it was the funniest thing you've ever said.

But that doesn't mean you aren't on the boards, Colbert. I'm watching you.

And I know you're watching us.

(BTW, love your show, man. )

Yo Mama
05-23-2008, 11:22 PM
Yay, me!!!

Somebody send Colbert our link, stat! :lol:

1972
05-23-2008, 11:24 PM
Yay, me!!!

Somebody send Colbert our link, stat! :lol:


It was good but a little too short.
Not the rapper from Oakland.
I stalkz you now.

mojo
05-23-2008, 11:30 PM
Please explain, i iz juz a monkey?

1972
05-23-2008, 11:34 PM
Please explain, i iz juz a monkey?


Me or her?

mojo
05-23-2008, 11:38 PM
Please explain, i iz juz a monkey?


Me or her?

Someone.

Whats a colbert and what did they say?

I'm a gossip monkee, very rare.

1972
05-23-2008, 11:45 PM
Satirist/Comedian on comedy central.
In my mind he is genius.
Very dry.
He was running for president - well one of the primarys and they wouldn't lets him.
Maybe GN will YouTube some stuff, I can't a work.

mojo
05-23-2008, 11:56 PM
thanks man, i'll check him out on tube ma seff.

skunk
05-24-2008, 12:06 AM
Steven Colbert of the "Colbert Report" fucking hilarious. Along the same lines of John Stewart's Daily Show, actually follows Stewart's show.

Colbert is sarcastic the entire time and impersonates a crazy republican neo-con nazi. He is a die hard libertarian which makes it even funnier.

He has some ridiculous guests on as well, who are equally as hilarious sometimes.

By the way, Stewart is the producer so you'll have an idea the humor if you're familiar with the Daily Show.

1972
05-24-2008, 12:08 AM
You have to see the one where he interviews Michael Moore.
I thought that one was a classic.

Yo Mama
05-24-2008, 10:42 AM
Here is his official website. (http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_colbert_report/index.jhtml)

There are tons of show clips and other crazy stuff here.

I can't for the life of me remember what he had said that night that made me write that rant.

If you know even only a little about American politics, I think you'll find him hilarious, mojo.

Yo Mama
05-24-2008, 11:03 AM
LMAO I'm going through the vids on his page now. Mojo, a good one to start with is The Word: Jail Sweet Jail.

That's Colbert in top form.

vckums
05-25-2008, 04:28 AM
Plain and simple, he rocks.