View Full Version : What do I look like..
vckums
05-23-2008, 12:41 PM
Apparently a search engine.
I have a really good friend, love her to death, but she calls me all the time when she wants to know something.
"Hey are you by the computer"
"Hey can you look up where I can find..."
"Hey (daughter's name) needs info on (whatever) for a school paper, can you help find info"
Thing is, SHE HAS A LAPTOP WITH INTERNET CONNECTION. I dont know the speed if it's dial up or what, but the laptop works. She didn't used to have one, so I would look stuff up for her. Now though, wth. I'm usually doing stuff and gotta stop to do it.
Ok,all better now.
Yo Mama
05-23-2008, 12:47 PM
Well, I know it isn't me! :lol:
Maybe you could give her a link to the Google cheat sheet as a "hint." http://www.googleguide.com/advanced_ope ... rence.html (http://www.googleguide.com/advanced_operators_reference.html)
Tell her to look shit up for herself from now on.
It's really not that hard.
Bitchkoma
05-23-2008, 12:48 PM
Oh, I've been getting that sort of requests since before there was an internet. It really is annoying.
theeindiee
05-23-2008, 12:50 PM
Do they have fat fingers or stubby hands?
Or just nubs?
Yo Mama
05-23-2008, 12:53 PM
Flippers?
Foxtrot Oscar
05-23-2008, 12:56 PM
Tell her to try.
www.lookitupyourfuckingself.com (http://www.lookitupyourfuckingself.com)
It's a great site.
Fox
Yo Mama
05-23-2008, 01:00 PM
Hey! That link doesn't work. You bastard. :banhim:
Foxtrot Oscar
05-23-2008, 01:03 PM
Some people will click just about anything.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes I'm laughing at you!
Fox
Yo Mama
05-23-2008, 01:04 PM
Man, I was thinking, "what a fucking great idea for a site! I can't wait to see what kind of crazy shit is on there."
You really blew my hope this morning. I hope you're happy, laughing at my expense while I sit here thoroughly disappointed.
You really are a bastard. have I ever told you that?
*muah*
Foxtrot Oscar
05-23-2008, 01:21 PM
You really are a bastard. have I ever told you that?
*muah*
Yes.
You and everyone else that knows me!
Fox
watcher
05-23-2008, 01:49 PM
I get pelted with these requests all the time.
They always try to give you a mental handjob first, like 'you are sooo smart' or 'only you could answer this for me'. Bullcrap on that, and also, quit sending me crap emails that have been circulating for 20 years, I do not read them so don't bother quizzing me on them either.
vckums
05-23-2008, 05:20 PM
Hey Watcher could you find me something on the internet. I heard you be's the one to ask. :mrgreen:
:lol::lol:
vckums avatar right under watchers made me giggle. what is he licking'.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
watcher
05-23-2008, 06:34 PM
Oh snap!
That IS funny!
The ole lick-n-sniff routine.
vckums
05-23-2008, 10:03 PM
Mojo you weirdo lol
JiveTurkey
05-24-2008, 06:17 AM
Apparently a search engine.
I have a really good friend, love her to death, but she calls me all the time when she wants to know something.
"Hey are you by the computer"
"Hey can you look up where I can find..."
"Hey (daughter's name) needs info on (whatever) for a school paper, can you help find info"
Thing is, SHE HAS A LAPTOP WITH INTERNET CONNECTION. I dont know the speed if it's dial up or what, but the laptop works. She didn't used to have one, so I would look stuff up for her. Now though, wth. I'm usually doing stuff and gotta stop to do it.
Ok,all better now.
Gah, that sounds like the drunk over at the hotel.
"Heeeeyyyy....um...Jasunnnnn...man..I need you to look up the words to thisss sonngg....for me..."
At fucking 3:00am
Bastards!
JiveTurkey
05-24-2008, 06:18 AM
:lol::lol:
vckums avatar right under watchers made me giggle. what is he licking'.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Speaking of which...
Where did ya get that avatar watcher? haha
J
DeadSoul
05-25-2008, 12:03 PM
vckums avatar is from SUPERTROOPERS right?
I thought watcher's was that of a home made variety. :lol:
vckums
05-25-2008, 01:13 PM
Yup youre right. I think watchers is from Screech's Pron video.
watcher
05-25-2008, 05:12 PM
I have no clue where it came from, I nic'd it from teh interwebz.
It looks to be a great dirty sanchez if you ask me.
I was gonna use a bouncing boob gif, but decided on a different direction.
vckums
05-25-2008, 11:26 PM
Yup I was right
http://dlisted.com/node/1850
watcher
05-27-2008, 06:33 PM
Aw you rock!
I may need to psych myself up to watch the video.
My stomach should be ok.
I never heard of the video. Is it screech from 90's tv?
shudders :shock:
vckums
05-29-2008, 03:40 AM
Yup its him. If I remember right, one of the chicks was a bride to be(like the next day) and the soon to be groom found out about the video after they got married. :shock:
Foxtrot Oscar
05-29-2008, 03:41 AM
I feel damaged.
:lol:
Fox
Yo Mama
05-29-2008, 10:46 AM
I do believe that I am ever most grateful that I have small children at this point and have a great excuse not to watch.
And by the time they're in bed, I have forgotten.
Let us keep it that way.
vckums
05-31-2008, 03:19 PM
THis ones even funnier.
My friend calls me and asks me to look up a # for this liquor store by her house. Cause she's in another city and wants to know if they still have the bottle of _____ she saw there the other day. And if they have it can they hold it for her and she will pickit up tomorrow.
Now, she's got a phone. She can call 411, get the number and call. Yes its gonna be a charge, but its like what 25 cents?
I love her like a sister, she's lucky.
watcher
06-01-2008, 01:30 AM
We are blessed to be helping the less than puter literate.
God help em.
Yo Mama
06-01-2008, 01:37 AM
Last time I checked the phone book still worked just fine. And the phone company provides them yearly for no charge.
vckums
06-01-2008, 04:34 PM
I think she was in the car, but still. You've been over chick and if ya noticed when the phone rang I wouldn't answer it? It's usually her, and I don't wanna interrupt our hanging out to look stuff up. If it's hubby you know I answer.
Yesterday was also the day to call the one spa place to get an estimate for botox for 3 wrinkles on her forehead. The place is by me, so I get to call. I sent her the #, she can call. lol