Foxtrot Oscar
05-18-2008, 03:12 AM
I have found that this is all getting a little serious... Enter the Fox.
When your thighs they start a' touching.
And the gold lycra leggings start a' stretching
And they're rubbing when your dancing.
The fabric cant take hard core prancing.
How much heat before the fat combusts?
I don't know what you eat, but it sure ain't dust.
Fried chicken don't last long with your powerful knife thrusts.
Trust me love your the pie, not the upper crust.
If your muffin don't fit in your waist band.
Then it's time to take that dietary hard stand.
Step away from that McDonalds.
Look at your thighs, do they need SUPER SIZE?
I see you wearing ya Gucci.
You know what's coming
You look like a hoochi
I'd rather sleep with next doors poochy
When the bingo wings start swinging.
Don't "put your arms up in the air"
I hate to be a bore.
But, your using the whole dance floor!
*RAP IT*
I wanna wire your gob shut.
Put a lock on the fridge and
feed you the key.
watch you cut open your belly
Saw stylee.
Yo hot mama.
Hot mama yo yo.
The hotness, the hotness
It got up and left.
I'm drinking some beer.
I'm drinking some beer.
20 pints later.
It all becomes clear.
I'm rubbing
I'm frotting
I'm dancing with a diva.
I'm gunna take her home
And I'm gunna please her.
And then I wake up.
And then I wake up.
Holy fucking shit fuck
I can't reach a crow bar and the beasts on my leg.
*Lovingly spoken*
"Hi babe you were wonderful, you wanna do it again?"
She winks
She smiles
She licks her lips.
She puts my meat in her mouth.
Hell girl, why not?
Boo Yacka!
With Love and Kisses
Fox x x
When your thighs they start a' touching.
And the gold lycra leggings start a' stretching
And they're rubbing when your dancing.
The fabric cant take hard core prancing.
How much heat before the fat combusts?
I don't know what you eat, but it sure ain't dust.
Fried chicken don't last long with your powerful knife thrusts.
Trust me love your the pie, not the upper crust.
If your muffin don't fit in your waist band.
Then it's time to take that dietary hard stand.
Step away from that McDonalds.
Look at your thighs, do they need SUPER SIZE?
I see you wearing ya Gucci.
You know what's coming
You look like a hoochi
I'd rather sleep with next doors poochy
When the bingo wings start swinging.
Don't "put your arms up in the air"
I hate to be a bore.
But, your using the whole dance floor!
*RAP IT*
I wanna wire your gob shut.
Put a lock on the fridge and
feed you the key.
watch you cut open your belly
Saw stylee.
Yo hot mama.
Hot mama yo yo.
The hotness, the hotness
It got up and left.
I'm drinking some beer.
I'm drinking some beer.
20 pints later.
It all becomes clear.
I'm rubbing
I'm frotting
I'm dancing with a diva.
I'm gunna take her home
And I'm gunna please her.
And then I wake up.
And then I wake up.
Holy fucking shit fuck
I can't reach a crow bar and the beasts on my leg.
*Lovingly spoken*
"Hi babe you were wonderful, you wanna do it again?"
She winks
She smiles
She licks her lips.
She puts my meat in her mouth.
Hell girl, why not?
Boo Yacka!
With Love and Kisses
Fox x x