My Fuck List

[1972]

Fuck


- Fuck the President, the man, not the position.

- Fuck you big media for reporting biased, opinionated news. Do you really think everyone is so stupid as to believe only bad things happen in the world?

- Fuck Wal-Mart

- Fuck Big Corporate for fucking up radio for everyone. I still remember a time when they actually played music that was actually music on the radio.

- Fuck LOST for only showing half a new fucking episode mixed in with bullshit.

- Fuck anyone who thinks that just because they might be famous or someone of influence that thinks just because they are who they are there opinions and views are more important than mine, the little guy. Or that I should believe your one sided bullshit. You are an idiot Sean Penn.

- Fuck P.E.T.A., a perfect example of a valid cause gone very wrong. These fuckers are just plain crazy.

- Fuck you angry vegans. Keep your fucking values and beliefs to your motherfucking self. I will eat meat if I fucking want to. Do not watch me do it, that’s fine. Plus why are you so fucking angry? Maybe a good fucking rare Delmonico would help? Either that or a fucking enema.

- Fuck you telemarketers. You are rude. Even when I answer and try to be nice, you are fucking rude. Do I call you up at home and make you listen to stories about my life while you’re trying to rub one off?

- Fuck you PC police. When did everyone become so overly fucking sensitive to everything? Grow the fuck up. Let’s just paint everything grey, and totally re-write history so everything is happy and shiny. Yeah, and the holocaust never fucking happened either.

- Fuck intelligent design. It is all just a candy coated version of try to push creationism. God has no place in school. God is personal. Knock it the fuck off!

- Fuck all those people who can not seem to take responsibility for there actions. Just you keep blaming it on someone or something else. Music, T.V. movies, video games? Come on, grow the fuck up. It all started when some bitch spilled her coffee and burnt herself, sued and won. COFFEE IS REALLY FUCKING HOT YOU RETARD!!

- Fuck Big Government. Get the fuck out of my house. Give me back my fucking money. Quit trying to tell me what is best for me. I will decide that all on my own. If I want to eating nothing but Oreos, that’s my fucking business, not yours. Please pass the transfattyacid sir. Also fuck you lady, McDonalds did not make your kid fat, YOU DID!
I think that about sums it up for this installment....

Perfectly sane, I am, really. An upstanding member of society (okay, that’s pushing it). So I say whatever pops into my head. Problem with that? Guess what. Fuck you. Here is a tissue. Someone call the WAAAMBULANCE!! Maybe I am just jaded. Or cynical? Maybe. I've earned that right. How? I just have. I am me and you are not, so I say I can be. You to, can be whatever you want, try it, you just might like it. Stop listening to all the crap they send your way and go find something out for yourself. You might actually like it. Better hurry though, history is rapidly being re-written. So if you are not fast enough you might only have the PC version of history, as to not offend any one specific group of people. Pick up a CD of a band you never heard of, just because you like the band name, or the artwork, or the song titles. Buy something not "mainstream", you might just like it...

Rant rant rant...

Later

"The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star." - from T. S. Eliot’s - The Hollow Men

[Yo Mama]

Well, fuck a duck.

Good rant. So true. Nuff said.

[1972]

Well, fuck a duck.

Good rant. So true. Nuff said.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Prosaic, maybe, but I wrote this one over 2 years ago and it seems I wrote it, well, yesterday.

[Yo Mama]

It sounds like something I was muttering under my breath while stuck in traffic last week. :lol:

[1972]

Oh and Fuck Al Gore.

Not that he is worth the fuck.
but yeah, fuck him for being a complete TOOL!

[DeadSoul]

well said, I just want to say Fuck all that stuff too!!!!

Can I add one fuck.....Fuck the banks as well. Whys is it that we have to have our money in a fucking bank. Gotta write a fucking check or use fucking plastic. Cause it's easier. Fuck loans, fuck liens, fuck mortgages, fuck all that money controlling shit.

Thanks

[1972]

well said, I just want to say Fuck all that stuff too!!!!

Can I add one fuck.....Fuck the banks as well. Whys is it that we have to have our money in a fucking bank. Gotta write a fucking check or use fucking plastic. Cause it's easier. Fuck loans, fuck liens, fuck mortgages, fuck all that money controlling shit.

Thanks

Yeah, what Dead Like Me said!

[watcher]

So fuck the FCC
Fuck the FBI
Fuck the CIA
Livin’ in the motherfuckin’ USA

by steve earl - fuck the FCC

[Ducky]

Well, fuck a duck.

Good rant. So true. Nuff said.

Alright...Alright...leave the duck outta it...

NO WAIT!!!.....

This is the most action I've gotten in ages...lolol

Carry on...as you were.

[Yo Mama]

W00t! Thread derailed courtesy of Ducky.

[Ducky]

W00t! Thread derailed courtesy of Ducky.

*licks index finger and makes the number 1 in mid-air*

[mojo]

Fuck boy bands, you are a bunch of talentless little fuckers.
Fuck ear hair, you fucking annoy me.
Fuck giving way to buses, pedestrians and cyclists, why the fuck don't YOU watch where your going.
Fuck pupil free days at my kids schools, i pay you fuckers to teach my kids not send them home so you can sit around talking about the latest fucking boy bands.
Fuck Oprah, Dr.Phil, Ellen, Ricky, and all you other insipid fucking leeches on humanities ass.
Fuck reality television, what the fuck is real about being stuck in a house for three months with a bunch of moronic fucktards.

And Fuck SOhai.

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Ahhhh, thanks for the thread 1972.

[Boondock]

my fuck list

http://www.purpleglitter.com/myspace/hotties/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-5.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p81/Xtinextc/MasuimiMAX.jpg

[Yo Mama]

Fuck BofA and fuck Valero Gas. (http://amkon.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=2095)

[1972]

Who is SOhai?

Oh well...

Fuck people who drive 10 mile under the speed limit!

FUCK!

Fuck Akon and all the other poser gansta wanna be rappers.

[gunner]

my fuck list

http://www.purpleglitter.com/myspace/hotties/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-5.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p81/Xtinextc/MasuimiMAX.jpg


Vary nice!

[Boondock]

the asian girl is so fucking hot.....do a fast google image search for masuimi max and you will find all sorts of tittay shots. she is a fetish model and she poans.

http://a839.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_41b1ab4b9ce82d85b037b6b8e4e5fae6.jpg

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00003/89/19/3579198_l.jpg

http://a588.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_db890e26514a1932b326368189cb360b.jpg


she is fucking banging

[skunk]

ahahah I was thinking more along the lines of boon.

[watcher]

Oh my, I remember masuimi max!
I used that site for ideas when I was doing some pinup art.
She needs to be on my bike's tank someday!
(be it painted or in real life)

[Boondock]

Oh my, I remember masuimi max!
I used that site for ideas when I was doing some pinup art.
She needs to be on my bike's tank someday!
(be it painted or in real life)


she is a hottie man....i have been into masuimi max for a long time

[1972]

Fuck you derailers!

[Yo Mama]

Technically, they haven't derailed anything, considering they are putting up stuff consistent with "fuck".

But if you are feeling left out, I'm sure I can manage to derail this thread.

Would you like that? would it make you feel better?

[1972]

I feel fine thank you.

And, I was kidding but you knew that.


Post edit: Actually I feel pretty.

[Yo Mama]

r]loWrI1FneSMr]

[1972]

I can not see that a work.
so the funny was lost.
On me at least.

[Yo Mama]

Just a little song for you. Nothing major. :(

[mojo]

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent.


PWNED!!


FUCK STOOPID JOURNALISTS!!

[Yo Mama]

She walked right into that one, didn't she? LOL

[1972]

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent.


FUCK STOOPID JOURNALISTS!!

Mojo, Mojo, Mojo . . .

You do know that this is completely false and that Gen Cosgrove never said this and never gave such an interview?

Just saying.

[1972]

Abide the bump.

circa 2008.

[skunk]

How has your fuck list changed from 2008?

[Hazelnut]

How appropriate and freakishly coincidental of you 1972.


Time Friday, March 25 at 12:00am - March 26 at 12:00am

LocationAnywhere you reside

Created ByStéphane Ippersiel (https://www.facebook.com/sippersiel)

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I think we all deserve a day when we can say "F*ck It", and not feel guilty about our perceived impotence towards "it"--whatever "it" is. Join me in this celebration of us, our disappointments, the things that piss us off and what we can do about it (which, for the most part, is not much besides sitting back and saying "F*ck It.")

To be clear: this is not about abandoning hope; it is about realizing that there are very few things that we can control, and realizing that letting go of what we can't control is the door to freedom. Guilt-free.

Celebrate however you like: raise a glass with friends, create a work of art, go to some place new, take a yoga class--there are no wrong ways of celebrating GFID! I would love to hear how you and your friends made out!

Invite your friends and let's see how many of us will actually allow ourselves the luxury of letting go on March 25, 2011.

[MrPenny]

Eh....fuck it.

[1972]

How has your fuck list changed from 2008?


Not that much really.