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Asherah
05-12-2008, 02:04 AM
I am Gods ex wife Asherah. I dumped his sorry ass when he ran off with that little trollop from Galilee. Then I met this weird ass Martian Anthropologists who married me for a green card. He turned me on to this site, the dumb shit, now I can spy on him when the chic from Australia is flirting with him. Men are such pigs. Hope he realizes that I get to flirt too.
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
05-12-2008, 02:10 AM
I thought I recognized the name!
Welcome!
Here's a little tribute I fashioned to you earlier for another thread:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/allhail_Ashera.gif
Haha, welcome Asherah.
Hmmm, which chick from australia? What have i been missing out on.
I'm up for some flirting. :D
Hope you enjoy the site, if you have any questions just pm me or any of the other staff members, theres nearly always one of us about.
mojo
Asherah
05-12-2008, 02:19 AM
Goos, thanks for the modified smiley!
Mojo, Martian talks in his sleep, it's Blackblood. I've put duct tape on his claws so he can't type.
Goos, thanks for the modified smiley!
Mojo, Martian talks in his sleep, it's Blackblood. I've put duct tape on his claws so he can't type.
Haha, yeah she's "nuts" that chick. :)
Foxtrot Oscar
05-12-2008, 04:09 AM
Hello.
I don't talk in my sleep. man I'd be in sooooo much trouble if I did!!
:lol:
Fox
the titan
05-12-2008, 10:29 AM
Helloooooooooo.
I don't really know what's going on... :smokin:
Yo Mama
05-12-2008, 10:48 AM
Welcome Asherah.
I'm sorry that Yahweh got the worshipers in the divorce settlement. But on the other hand, they've all turned out to be a bunch of sorry pricks, so you're probably better off. Hanging out with all the old, displaced gods at club Med or where ever they are.
Foxtrot Oscar
05-12-2008, 10:54 AM
Actually right now they're all at Buddha's Big Birthday Bash.
I off there in a while, It's gunna be the roxors of a partay!
Fox
The MonKey God.
skunk
05-12-2008, 11:57 PM
Hi. Welcome to amkon.
P.S. I'm very confused.
DeadSoul
05-13-2008, 12:01 AM
what bs said
Martian Exile
05-14-2008, 03:41 AM
Ok, who's the naughty person who chainged my wifes intro, seal semen indeed.
Sorry my lovely wife, we have some big meanies as admin.
Ok, who's the naughty person who chainged my wifes intro, seal semen indeed.
Sorry my lovely wife, we have some big meanies as admin.
I think some one has been playing with the word censors. He has flippers.
theeindiee
05-14-2008, 04:11 AM
my face can't do it! What is the craziness that is going on in which I am not aware?
I CANNOT be kept out of the loop. I MUSSSST KNOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
Bitchkoma
05-14-2008, 05:16 AM
Ok, who's the naughty person who chainged my wifes intro, seal semen indeed.
Sorry my lovely wife, we have some big meanies as admin.
I think some one has been playing with the word censors. He has flippers.
Hey, that's libel. I only fuck with big bad Sohai and co.
Ok, who's the naughty person who chainged my wifes intro, seal semen indeed.
Sorry my lovely wife, we have some big meanies as admin.
I think some one has been playing with the word censors. He has flippers.
Hey, that's libel. I only fuck with big bad Sohai and co.
Haha.
Wondered how long it would take. :D
Yo Mama
05-14-2008, 11:32 AM
Hey, that's libel. I only fuck with big bad Sohai and co.
Why, are they secretly penguins? LOL