I can't remember a fuckin thing

[whaaa]

What the hell is goin on? Songs Ive sung 10k times, I now forget the lyrics.
I need a 1min. monolog for an audition. I can't remember it.
I don't smoke or drink that much anymore. Is it brain damage from my past excesses?

Any herbs or tinctures that might help? Turmeric perhaps?

I'll probably forget that I even wrote this thread.

[GadAboutGirly]

You know what they say...there are two things that suck about getting old, the mind is the first thing to go & I can't remember what the second one is? :lol:

[Yo Mama]

ROFL!!! So true.

Some people swear by gingko biloba. Are you under any extra stress at the moment? That can make you forget things.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Ginkgo biloba works for me, although it tends to make me crabby-er...

Increases blood flow to the brain and extremities.

[Insert seal joke here]

[skunk]

You're getting old. Better take your alzheimer pills.

[Bitchkoma]

The brain is flexible and can usually overcome any shit. Do some memory exercises. Buy a pack of playing cards and play match up every morning at breakfast or something. It ought to improve your memory a bit.

[skunk]

Ginkgo Biloba

[Yo Mama]

Yeah, I've heard that brain games are good for memory. Sudoku and puzzles, shit like that. You can play IRL or online. Isn't it great? Now you have an built in excuse for why you're playing computer games instead of doing something more productive.

[Boondock]

fllash cards just like when you were a kid....get some with some naked honies on em though....some all nude. some with just bush. some with giant tittays....i bet you remember then.....a little added bonus is you will get wood from your memory game....fuckin two in one kinda thing man...

you have to think this shit through...i am here to help you though

[the titan]

LMAO! :lol:

Hilarious..... I'll have to remember that one Boon. How do you come up with this shit?

[Boondock]

LMAO! :lol:

Hilarious..... I'll have to remember that one Boon. How do you come up with this shit?


it just pops into my head....what i am thinking is the ole memory game....remember(thread starter probably don't) when you were a kid and you would lay all the cards out and you had to turn them over two at a time to try to get a match? THAT is the game dude needs to play but with adult cards....big tittays, cumshots, spread out ginas...

that will help the memory and i'm talking fast.

[the titan]

it just pops into my head....what i am thinking is the ole memory game....remember(thread starter probably don't) when you were a kid and you would lay all the cards out and you had to turn them over two at a time to try to get a match? THAT is the game dude needs to play but with adult cards....big tittays, cumshots, spread out ginas...

that will help the memory and i'm talking fast.



Now THAT game I could play for hours.

[Boondock]

thats what i'm talking about....fuck this. i am going to patent this idea. don't be fucking stealing it either...i'll break you off a piece of my riches

[the titan]

I need to be paid upfront then.

I wouldn't want you holding out on me.

[Boondock]

I need to be paid upfront then.

I wouldn't want you holding out on me.

i could probably break you off a small piece

[the titan]

i could probably break you off a small piece


Hmmm........ so since the pron is a multi-million dollar industry, how small are we talking!

Nah, I don't want a handout....... well I want one, but I wouldn't take it.


Or would I?

[Yo Mama]

I'll take Titan's handout, since he doesn't want it.

I'm not proud.

[whaaa]

Thanks all, I got the Ginkgo B. 60mg and Turmeric.
Now if I can just remember to take it.

[Boondock]

Thanks all, I got the Ginkgo B. 60mg and Turmeric.
Now if I can just remember to take it.


you need some percocet...that shit is better than ginko b

[theeindiee]

You know what really helps memory?

I dunno I forgot cuz I smoked pot earlier.

[skunk]

You know what really helps memory?

I dunno I forgot cuz I smoked pot earlier.

Not you too! We're all stoners.

[Boondock]

there does seem to be a lot of burners on this site...my wife just asked me if i wanted to go grab and i said no...sticking with my plan to quit.

[skunk]

Boon creepy avatar man :mrgreen:

[Boondock]

Boon creepy avatar man :mrgreen:

the famous zappa crappa dude

[Bitchkoma]

Whaa, here's another thing you might want to look at:

http://www.supermemo.com/

It was featured in this month's Wired Magazine.

Edit : the Wired article: http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/mag ... rentPage=1 (http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/magazine/16-05/ff_wozniak?currentPage=1)

[apeci]

Ginkgo is only proven effective if there is an underlying condition. It works in many elderly alzheimer and dementia patients and possibly in prevention. No legitimate study has been able to show any conclusive improvement in memory in a normal brain. I take it for tinnitus. Works great for that.

Memory games should help. Use it or lose it.