Now then...

[nemesis]

Hiya folks,

Thought I'd sign up as it will make a really nice change to be on an alternative discussion board where I don't actually have to watch what I say all the time.

Still an active (but decreasingly so,) member at t'other site so have used a different username here. Be interesting to see if anyone can work out who I am.


Looking forward to interacting will you all..

Lets get this fucking party started...

:smokin:

[the titan]

Hey man, welcome to AmKon.

Cuss, talk shit, derail........

[Foxtrot Oscar]

You're Chuck Norris.

And now we're all fucked!

Fox

P.S. Welcome and all that shit...

[Yo Mama]

Fuck Yeah!! Chuck Norris is here! W00ts!

Hey, nemesis: welcome aboard. If you need anything, like a custom title or whatever, just PM me or one of the other Admins. Or make a thread an publicly abuse us. Bs gets away with it constantly.

Just ... don't touch my bacon. That's all I ask. It's my bacon.

[1972]

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist!

[skunk]

Hi Chuck, please don't kill me.

[nemesis]

Thank you all for your kind welcomes. I'll try not to kill anyone. But if I want to take the bacon, I will the take the fucking bacon...I like bacon. Pig tastes good. :-)

Will think of a custom title and harass an admin for it...

[skunk]

You need more than 2 posts to get a custom profile. And respekt.

[Yo Mama]

Don't listen to him, he's just mad he doesn't haz teh powah.

[skunk]

Yes I am a king of something, but nothing good. The king of bullshit, how wonderful.

[Yo Mama]

Hail to the king, baby.

[skunk]

I thought you were the Queen of Derailment? You're not wearing it with pride Queen. You have evolved from devil to queen, congrats. You may actually get into heaven this time around.

[Yo Mama]

I'm the Devil Queen.

now what?

[skunk]

Devil Woman, not Queen

[Yo Mama]

Would you like some salt and pepper on your words, sir?

[skunk]

Oh now you changed it, cheater

[Yo Mama]

Admins don't cheat. We just revise the history. :P

[skunk]

Revisionist :evil:

[Yo Mama]

You're just jealous ex-shoubox mod. 8)

[skunk]

Ex-mod. I like the sound of that. Makes me sound badass. Yeah hype me up, I'm too good for your moderating staff.

[Yo Mama]

Fuckin-a man, you sure can take a hit.

Respekt. *muah*

[skunk]

I'm special what can I say :alien:

[skunk]

My parents found me on Mount Everest :bom:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Hey Chuck!

So you picked these yourself, huh?

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[skunk]

Good old Chuck Norris jokes. I told a Chuck Norris joke at my college orientation this past fall. It didn't work out that well. It had to do with a dead stripper and a birthday cake. Suffice to say, that wasn't very funny. Oops. I looked like an asshole, but I proudly strutted my long underwear in front of my entire class. Woo.

I don't miss those days.

[mojo]

Welcome nemesis.

Good to have you here.

Don't bother asking me to do anything, i know Jack Shit. (he's my cousin)

mojo.

[skunk]

Jack doesn't know shit that's for sure

[watcher]

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. <quoted from Snatch>

I loved SNATCH but I really love Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

welcome