View Full Version : Well, it has been 12 days since I joined . . .
And man this forum has gone to shit! It is nothing like it use to be back on April 21st. The bad ole days when we could joke around and swear and curse like sailors. ::sigh::
Nothing last forever I guess. J was eventually going to turn in to a power hungry douche bag. It must have been written in the stars or the Mayan calander somewhere.
All serious business now. Throwing around warnings like a hookers used up panties and what not. I guess it is time to go open up my own board now and diss me some Jive Turkey.
At least I have Concrete Blonde to listen to; to calm my frayed nerves from having to deal with the drama over here for having said FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKS!
~~~~~
Maybe it was funny; maybe it was not.
It was inevitable but I got firsties bitches!!!
And I happen to really really like it here.
(As if that really matters)
~B
Yo Mama
05-02-2008, 11:46 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something?
skunk
05-02-2008, 11:47 PM
Well with less than 250 posts in 2 weeks you obviously aren't bringing much to the table. Look how much I've been spamming.
Join the derailers. You know you want to. We kind of are a cult, but you don't have to drink the kool aid. There might be repercussions though. You wouldn't want to see jeebus on his bad side.
skunk
05-02-2008, 11:48 PM
Did I mention I shoot lighting bolts out of my eyes and crap gold nuggets?
Did I mention I shoot lighting bolts out of my eyes and crap gold nuggets?
Is that you Raiden?
skunk
05-02-2008, 11:53 PM
No raiden used his hands. I'm a totally different mythological character.
You can call me Thorsus.
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Sorry, I thought it was funny.
I was amusing myself.
Yo Mama
05-02-2008, 11:54 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Sorry, I thought it was funny.
I was amusing myself.
I was amused too. That was the best comeback I had.
I'll go work on some better ones. :(
vckums
05-02-2008, 11:54 PM
Fuck, we can't say Fuck here anymore? Well just FUCK!
Hey no recruiting beyotch!
But it's nice to know you like us, you really like us. Hey who drank all the damn grape kool-aid!
Yeah, on the lameness scale, it did not even register.
I had no idea we could say the C word.
vckums
05-02-2008, 11:55 PM
Coo? Crotch? Cupcake?
skunk
05-02-2008, 11:56 PM
I believe the "c word" is si.
No, like this:
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a cunt!"
Yo Mama
05-02-2008, 11:59 PM
Oh, See You Next Tuesday. Got it.
Wow.
It boggles the mind.
You're sort of special aren't ya?
Yo Mama
05-03-2008, 12:18 AM
I'm VERY special.
And don't you fucking forget it, cunt. :P
We should all go the the Winchester for a pint!
JiveTurkey
05-03-2008, 01:14 AM
Is everyone on this forum a fuckin wop?
Jesus jumped up fucking christ with the over usage of the word cunt.
You'd think a bunch of fucking man hating bull dykes had taken over the goddamn place.
What's next? Are we going to be throwing niggers into the mix as well? What about slopes and beaners?
And don't even fucking get me started on all the faggot ass crackers that lurk around here....
What's that?? Do I hear a camel somewhere? Must be a fuckin towel head coming to throw his 2 cunts in.
Goddammit, you people make me sick....not quite as sick as those whiny fucking cripples......but close.
And what's with the fucking ad up there talking about investment yield?? Have the fuckin heebs taken over this place without my knowledge?
FUCK!
Where's that fuckin ocker when you need him?
To hell with it, me and my mick buddy have gotta go pick up our jap friend and hit the bar.
See you later you fuckin bigots.
J
Mungodave
05-03-2008, 01:21 AM
The ocker's right fuckin here you winging fuckin maggot.
Waddau want?
Is everyone on this forum a fuckin wop?
Jesus jumped up fucking christ with the over usage of the word cunt.
You'd think a bunch of fucking man hating bull dykes had taken over the goddamn place.
What's next? Are we going to be throwing niggers into the mix as well? What about slopes and beaners?
And don't even fucking get me started on all the faggot ass crackers that lurk around here....
What's that?? Do I hear a camel somewhere? Must be a fuckin towel head coming to throw his 2 cunts in.
Goddammit, you people make me sick....not quite as sick as those whiny fucking cripples......but close.
And what's with the fucking ad up there talking about investment yield?? Have the fuckin heebs taken over this place without my knowledge?
FUCK!
Where's that fuckin ocker when you need him?
To hell with it, me and my mick buddy have gotta go pick up our jap friend and hit the bar.
See you later you fuckin bigots.
J
Dude you're a fucking retard. The Brits use CUNT way more than the Italians.
Fuck you I'm Irish.
Or I should say, fight me, I'm Irish.
vckums
05-03-2008, 01:35 AM
Yeah, I'm italian and don't use it at all....wait that sounded bad.
I thought it was kiss me Im irish?!?!
JiveTurkey
05-03-2008, 01:37 AM
Is everyone on this forum a fuckin wop?
Jesus jumped up fucking christ with the over usage of the word cunt.
You'd think a bunch of fucking man hating bull dykes had taken over the goddamn place.
What's next? Are we going to be throwing niggers into the mix as well? What about slopes and beaners?
And don't even fucking get me started on all the faggot ass crackers that lurk around here....
What's that?? Do I hear a camel somewhere? Must be a fuckin towel head coming to throw his 2 cunts in.
Goddammit, you people make me sick....not quite as sick as those whiny fucking cripples......but close.
And what's with the fucking ad up there talking about investment yield?? Have the fuckin heebs taken over this place without my knowledge?
FUCK!
Where's that fuckin ocker when you need him?
To hell with it, me and my mick buddy have gotta go pick up our jap friend and hit the bar.
See you later you fuckin bigots.
J
Dude you're a fucking retard. The Brits use CUNT way more than the Italians.
Fuck you I'm Irish.
Or I should say, fight me, I'm Irish.
hahaha
Mungodave
05-03-2008, 01:40 AM
The ocker's right fuckin here you winging fuckin maggot.
Waddau want?
Fuck me... not even a bite?
skunk
05-03-2008, 01:45 AM
I'm Irish, wanna fight about it?
Where's that fuckin ocker when you need him?
J
right fucking here.
im trying to get off my fucking face and i have to come in here and deal with you cunts.
ohh, should i say that J, or will net nanny come and smack my pimply ass.
hey springer, is that going to fuck our ranking.
bill, should i just filter everything so that we can make a few cents.
crakeur, will your mouthpiece sue us for using swear words copyrighted by someone else.
fuck the lot of you disabled, crippled, gay, nigga, motherfuckers.
hey 1972, kiss my flacid penis.
JiveTurkey
05-03-2008, 06:51 AM
Where's that fuckin ocker when you need him?
J
right fucking here.
im trying to get off my fucking face and i have to come in here and deal with you cunts.
ohh, should i say that J, or will net nanny come and smack my pimply ass.
hey springer, is that going to fuck our ranking.
bill, should i just filter everything so that we can make a few cents.
crakeur, will your mouthpiece sue us for using swear words copyrighted by someone else.
fuck the lot of you disabled, crippled, gay, nigga, motherfuckers.
hey 1972, kiss my flacid penis.
HAHA
Mojo has been samplin the sauce.
NICE!
hahaha
I still need to put that essay together.
EDIT TO ADD:
Dammit, that "kiss my flacid penis" line is pure fuckin poetry.
I hate you for saying it before I could think of it.
Where's that fuckin ocker when you need him?
J
right fucking here.
im trying to get off my fucking face and i have to come in here and deal with you cunts.
ohh, should i say that J, or will net nanny come and smack my pimply ass.
hey springer, is that going to fuck our ranking.
bill, should i just filter everything so that we can make a few cents.
crakeur, will your mouthpiece sue us for using swear words copyrighted by someone else.
fuck the lot of you disabled, crippled, gay, nigga, motherfuckers.
hey 1972, kiss my flacid penis.
Well jackass, I if WERE kissing your penis, it would NOT be flacid!
And to think, I was going to take my teeth out and give you best prison blowjob EVER! Not now mister. Not . . .NOW!
Bitchkoma
05-03-2008, 08:31 AM
What the fuck is going on here? What's with the fucking swearing? You fuckers want a red flag warning sticker? Oh wait, I don't have that option. Fuck.
JiveTurkey
05-03-2008, 09:19 AM
Where's that fuckin ocker when you need him?
J
right fucking here.
im trying to get off my fucking face and i have to come in here and deal with you cunts.
ohh, should i say that J, or will net nanny come and smack my pimply ass.
hey springer, is that going to fuck our ranking.
bill, should i just filter everything so that we can make a few cents.
crakeur, will your mouthpiece sue us for using swear words copyrighted by someone else.
fuck the lot of you disabled, crippled, gay, nigga, motherfuckers.
hey 1972, kiss my flacid penis.
Well jackass, I if WERE kissing your penis, it would NOT be flacid!
And to think, I was going to take my teeth out and give you best prison blowjob EVER! Not now mister. Not . . .NOW!
Goddamn brilliant.
I swear, you guys are getting to be pros in this arena.
J
You would know J, you would know.
JiveTurkey
05-03-2008, 09:40 AM
You would know J, you would know.
bastard
Foxtrot Oscar
05-03-2008, 10:34 AM
Bunch of cunts.
And Mojo you are the cunt of all cunts.
Foxy cunt!
Bunch of cunts.
And Mojo you are the cunt of all cunts.
Foxy cunt!
Rather be a cunt than a bint!
Foxtrot Oscar
05-03-2008, 10:40 AM
Cloth eared or regular?
Fox
Yo Mama
05-03-2008, 11:08 AM
Well jackass, I if WERE kissing your penis, it would NOT be flacid!
And to think, I was going to take my teeth out and give you best prison blowjob EVER! Not now mister. Not . . .NOW!
PWND!!! ROFL!
Cloth eared or regular?
Fox
See now you're just being a tosser.
Foxtrot Oscar
05-03-2008, 01:13 PM
Damn straight!
Fox
Damn straight!
Fox
Once a Blue
Always a Red
Once a Blue
Always a Red...
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
05-03-2008, 07:47 PM
Fuck! All the 'tards got up early today.
That's what I get for sleepin' in...miss out on all the fraggin' ...buncha cunts...
skunk
05-03-2008, 07:47 PM
...buncha cunts...
Is that made by the same people are buncha crunch?
Fuck, i don't remember writing any of that. lol.
My bad.
vckums
05-03-2008, 08:08 PM
HAHAHA Mojo! You need to get a camera and record yourself. LOL I'd buy that tape
HAHAHA Mojo! You need to get a camera and record yourself. LOL I'd buy that tape
I resemble my avatar this morning.
not a pretty sight.
Cricket
05-03-2008, 08:43 PM
...buncha cunts...
Is that made by the same people are buncha crunch?
No, they are the people who put the omega3 in foods other than fish.
That's why it makes men and lesbians horny.
Well known fact.
LMFAO
Can I add to my rant?
Why yes, yes Brian, you can.
~~~
Social fucking retards!!
Yaarp, we all know them. People with brains, supposedly the size of a prize winning pumpkin, yet somehow, they can not communicate in a normal manner. Now, I know what you are all thinking, normal is sooooo relative Brian. Why yes, yes it is. But and there always is one, a huge one. Butt that is.
I have made a broad generalization that there are infact on two type of people. The book smart and those with what we call common sense. People that are book smart, are retarded, period. Argue all you want, but it is true. Yes, yes, there is a gray area. Those that are in the middle. I know, we are at am impasse. For we all are contradictions.
You can be both. But it is a rare bread indeed.
Then again, I could be wrong.
But as I always say:
I'd rather be happy, than right.
Yo Mama
05-05-2008, 08:11 PM
You can be both. But it is a rare bread indeed.
Then again, I could be wrong.
But as I always say:
I'd rather be happy, than right.
I'm both. What kind of bread do I get to be? Challah?
Harpy?
Nah, just kidding.
You know what I meant.
I'd like to think I am both. Just the right amount of life/social skills as well as the right amount of smarts. I guess it is all in ones perception of things.
I think you are more of a Irish Setter.
:twisted:
Yo Mama
05-05-2008, 08:19 PM
Que?
Yo Mama
05-05-2008, 08:24 PM
Yo quiero cupcakes?
Non, je n'aime pas des petits gâteaux.
skunk
05-05-2008, 09:27 PM
No parle francais. Sucky sucky 10 dolla
No parle francais. Sucky sucky 10 dolla
Thats funny Private Joker.
skunk
05-05-2008, 09:32 PM
I didn't know how to say that in french so I went with the only language I speak fluently: American (yes its a language according to some people, fuckheads - they are, not you :P ).
I didn't know how to say that in french so I went with the only language I speak fluently: American (yes its a language according to some people, fuckheads - they are, not you :P ).
Oh no, I'm a fuckhead alright.
(I'm a fuckhead from way back)
skunk
05-05-2008, 10:04 PM
Well I wasn't going to say anything...
Well I wasn't going to say anything...
Yes but you thought it.
GUILTY!
skunk
05-05-2008, 10:52 PM
Damn you caught me red handed.
Damn you caught me red handed.
Where is the seal when you need him?
skunk
05-06-2008, 12:59 AM
Being clubbed and eaten for his meat. Mmmm seal.
Bitchkoma
05-06-2008, 06:03 AM
Fuck man, what is it this time? I'm spending some quality time with a penguin here.
skunk
05-06-2008, 06:10 AM
Interspecies intercourse. Gross.
Yo Mama
05-06-2008, 10:58 AM
Fuck man, what is it this time? I'm spending some quality time with a penguin here.
Bahahahaa!!! At least you can take a fucking running joke, you crazy pinniped. *muah*
Yo Mama
05-06-2008, 11:29 AM
Not anymore. :P
All ur rantz are belong to me.
Not anymore. :P
All ur rantz are belong to me.
Speaking of Ron Reagan, I might suggest watching, "The Tripper" if you haven't. Funny stuff.