watcher here saying hello

[watcher]

I was in contact with Goosdawg and he made me aware of the site.
I had NO idea there were so many 'displaced souls' out there. I wondered where my missing acquaintances went, I am glad to find them all here.

I spent the whole day at work reading the threads explaining what's going on.
Talk about messed up shyte. I never realized the drama. It's good to see you all weren't scattered to the four winds.

[vckums]

Hi Watcher and welcome!

[watcher]

Thanks for the welcome.
count on lots of one liners :wink:

[the titan]

Hey watcher. Welcome to AmKon


:flash:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Hey watcher!

Welcome!

Yeah, they haven't figured out how to censor me on twitter yet...heh heh heh.

They actually think ad hominem attacks are gonna pierce this thick old hide!

After all, I'm just giving voice to my OPINION.

The General's not here right now so I can get away with telling you to feel free to cuss, post off topic one-liners and derail threads.

She loves to give that speech; she's gonna kick my ass for stealing her thunder, but I like it! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/evil_mad.gif

[skunk]

Hello and welcome to the revolution.

[Yo Mama]

Goos thinks he's getting away with something, but I'm letting him. It's nice to have people voluntarily do your work for you, without pay. :lol:

I look forward to your one-line posts. My specialty is derailment. I was accused of it so many times elsewhere, that I figured I might as well just go for it outright, as it is a special power of mine.

Enjoy the place, it's nice to know we're still finding long lost friends out in the dark with the tumble weeds and coyotes (yes, mojo, BK, I'm STILL on my Western thing -- notice the avatar, hm?).

If you need help with anything, like a custom title, let me know. They don't cost you anything here. Though don't be surprised if you wake up with one that you don't remember requesting one day. Right, Formidable Tea? :P

Oh, and on the subject of derailment:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/fried-crap.jpg

Would you like to see our menu?

[skunk]

I look forward to your one-line posts. My specialty is derailment. I was accused of it so many times elsewhere, that I figured I might as well just go for it outright, as it is a special power of mine.


There you go spreading lies again. I am the derailer of this place. You will not make me quit my day job. NO!

That is bullshit:

http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007/08/bullshit_pile.jpg

[Yo Mama]

Even if you COULD reach my stunning ratio of derailments : serious posts, I have 5.0447093 times more posts than you.

You shall never catch me, though it is really rather cute of you to make the attempt. *muah*

[mojo]

Howdy watcher, welcome aboard the SS Insanity.

:twisted:

http://amkon.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=974&highlight=

[skunk]

Every thread I post in turns into this:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/abc_ohio_derail_071010_ms.jpg


Poor people....

[Yo Mama]

No, hon, that's my pic.

Here you go:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/19thomas-600.jpg

But, really, you are very cute, and shall make a wonderful thread derailing man some day.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Oh snap! bs, you've been pwned! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/evil_laught.gif

[skunk]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cgo/lowres/cgon387l.jpg


You: Exhibit A

Me: Exhibit B

[Yo Mama]

http://amkon.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1723

[skunk]

Suck it

[Bitchkoma]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/fried-crap.jpg


Koreans are the real aliens, I tell you. Look at that writing. It looks like simplified crop circles.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Welcome Watcher.

I can't be arsed to derail your thread right now.

Enjoy your postings.

Fox

And for BK... Koreans aren't aliens (I don't think aliens would be that fooking crazy) but they would have no trouble eating you, oh dog of the sea!!

[watcher]

I was the original thread killer ver.1.0 over there.
I use my powers as I see fit.
There was never a question of good or bad, I just did it.

If I posted in a thread that seemed to get a lot of air time, I could stop it cold regardless of what I said. Let's see how I do here.

thanks again for the welcome guys.

p.s. I do enjoy swearing too.

fuck yeah

[DeadSoul]

what up watcher. Welcome.
Love the avatar. Dirrrrrty Sanchez like. Love it!!

[watcher]

Dirty Sanchez will not be denied!!!

[Oblivion]

welcome, watcher!

hope you enjoy your stay in this fucked up forum :twisted:

[watcher]

At least this site doesn't insist on cawk shots before joining.
It's a bit chilly.

[Lexion]

I've a feeling, that I've
encountered Watcher.

[skunk]

The Watcher:

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[whaaa]

Help yourself to the mixed nuts and cheese!!

[Yo Mama]

Who you calling a nut? :P

[watcher]

Much obliged.
I am already enjoying myself here.

[JiveTurkey]

Much obliged.
I am already enjoying myself here.


That avatar is fuckin hilarious

[watcher]

Yeah, a topless princess with a plastic tierra getting a dirty sanchez is a classic.
I find myself watching her sniff over and over again until I laugh.