Why Won't Anyone Buy My Litter Box?

[Yo Mama]

I mean, come on! I put a lot of work in to my craigslist ad:



Best Litter Box Ever!!! $15

Normally, I would never in a million years put a used litter box up for sale, but this one is special. No more scooping, but no crazy electric stuff to scare the cat. Unless you've got your cat trained to use your toilet, this is the best litter box ever.

No, really. It is.

Check it out:

http://www.omegapaw.com/RollnCleanReg.html

I got the small one, but I have two cats, and it's not really big enough for the two of them. They're messy adolescent boys and need more room to poop, apparently. Sigh.

I just got the large model by UPS today. I'm getting rid of my small one, which is perfect for a one cat household, or as a second box in a multiple-box household.

So I'm moving my small one along.

I just got finished scrubbing it out with a 4:1 water/bleach solution and it's drying in my tub. I kept the instructions from the one I got today. These can only be obtained via internet sale at the moment; I've not been able to find one locally.

The small model was bought from Petco.com in January 2008. With shipping it was nearly $40. I'm selling it today for the low, low price of $15 firm.

First come, first serve.

So why hasn't anyone called? This is a deal! I know it's a used litter box, but it's teh roxors!

It's clean.

Shit.

[skunk]

You obviously didn't like it, why would anyone else want to buy it?

[Yo Mama]

I liked it enough to upgrade to the deluxe model.

I think it's got something to do with being a used cat toilet.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Maybe if you throw in a cat and some litter you can reposition it as a starter kit?

"Just add food and water..."

[Yo Mama]

Fuckin'-A! Just when I was about to give up and put it on the building's free table, a woman called who said she's been all over the Bay Area trying to find one and can't wait to get it.

I'll be $15 in about 15 minutes. :woohoo:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

That's why you're off-line...rolling in your moneyz...congrats!

[Yo Mama]

Actually, it was because the Tudors was on. Anne Boleyn is on thin ice, poor thing. Treacherous girl is going to get her comeuppance in a few episodes, I think.

And my neighbor is coming over to work on my back in about 10 minutes, so I'll be gone again.

I miss teh shout box, though.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I can haz shtz box?
:w00t:

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Noez. I soldz it.

Kthxbai. :P

[skunk]

I need a RIOT button.

[Bitchkoma]

If you ship to the Archipelago I might be interested.

I can make a bigger penguin trap.

[Yo Mama]

I think the box is a tad too small for your gigantic penguin molesting pinniped body. Sorry.

Though maybe I have a bukkit you can haz.

[vckums]

Congrats chickie!

[Yo Mama]

What a sad statement on my life: I'm excited to get $15 for a used litter box.

I think I need to get out of the house more. :lol:

[skunk]

The fresh air would probably be a good idea...

[1972]

My cats died 2 months ago so I no need it.