View Full Version : fuck, marry, kill
Boondock
04-30-2008, 02:57 PM
you have to pick which one you would marry, which one you would kill, and which one you would fuck....
jessica beal
jessica alba
jessica simpson
Foxtrot Oscar
05-01-2008, 08:51 AM
jessica beal - Fuck
jessica alba - Marry - Then I could do her till the cows came home.
jessica simpson - Kill
ok then...
Michael Jackson
Michael Jordan
Micheal J Fox
hahahahaha...
Fox
Martian Exile
05-02-2008, 06:59 AM
Hell, I've never heard of any of those broads, so how about Carolyn Jones, Audrey Hepburn, or Claire Trevor?
ok then...
Michael Jackson
Michael Jordan
Micheal J Fox
hahahahaha...
Fox
michael jackson....kill....(successfully i might add).
michael jordan......marry.
michael j fox........he's already fucked, so one more won't matter, plus he'll probably start shaking around for extra enjoyment.
don rickles
roseanne barr
lindsay lohan
Lexion
12-19-2009, 10:30 PM
Don Rickles : Marry for the laughs
Roseanne: Kill the bitch.
Linds : Fuck until we die.
Lexion
Chii
Mojo
Lexion
Chii
Mojo
ummmm......
lex.......kill (no hard feelings)
chii......fuck (no brainer)
mojo....marry (if i could, i'm fun at parties).
that palin chick.
michelle obama.
hilary clinton.
Lexion
12-19-2009, 10:35 PM
Palin : Marry (for the fun)
Michelle : Kill (same flight as Barry, tragic)
Hillary : Fuck (while Bill films)
Trauma Teased
Glenn Beck
Elvis
Trauma Teased
Glenn Beck
Elvis
hmmm..
trauma teased....fuck
elvis.....kill
glenn beck.....marry (then kill)
Lexion
12-19-2009, 10:40 PM
You forgot something.
(thinking of TT, I guess)
lol.
ozzy osbourne
sharon osbourne
kelly osbourne
Lexion
12-19-2009, 10:47 PM
Easy.
Ozzy : Marry (too stoned to care)
Sharon : Kill (well, only three choices)
Kelly : FUCK UNTIL WE DIE !!!!!
I LOVE THAT CHICK !!!!
BRB
I'll catch up in a min.
Kelly.................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
haha i thought you might go for kelly. :)
Lexion
12-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Ok, Kelly is sleeping.
Nancy Pelosi
Ronald Reagan
Billy Joel
Nancy Pelosi
Ronald Reagan
Billy Joel
marry....billy joel
fuck.....nancy pelosi....then kill.
kill.....ronald reagan.....then fuck.
elle mcpherson
natalie portman
lucy lawless
Lexion
12-19-2009, 11:09 PM
Elle : Starve to death
Natalie : Marry (for the pre-nupt)
Lucy : FUCK UNTIL WE DIE !!!!!
Bill Gates
George Foreman
Lt. Uhura
Bill Gates
George Foreman
Lt. Uhura
marry......bill gates. ( for the pre-nup. :) )
kill......george foreman (i hate those fucking ads).
fuck.....Lt. uhura.....over and over and over again.
anarch
12-20-2009, 02:59 AM
A goat
A dolphin
A turtle
Oblivion
12-20-2009, 03:49 AM
A goat
A dolphin
A turtle
fuck the dolphin in its blow hole (blow job!)
marry the turtle.. hopefully its too slow to sign a pre-nup :)
kill the goat, mmm goat curry!
Mydra Hindley
emilia erhardt
mary mcillop
Leesha
12-20-2009, 03:55 AM
A goat
A dolphin
A turtle
Kill the goat
Marry the dolphin
and fuck the turtle.
Bleh.
Rosanne Bar (or whatever the fuck her name is now)
John Goodman
Sarah Chalk
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
12-20-2009, 04:11 AM
Rosanne Bar (or whatever the fuck her name is now)
John Goodman
Sarah Chalk
1. Fuck. She's fat. So that means she prolly would give good head. Think about it. Fat people like to eat, and anyone who likes to eat probably knows how to inhale, swallow, and suck the shit out anything. :D
2. Kill. He's always seemed like a lame dumbass to me.
3. Marry.
Rhianna
Peg Bundy
Vivica Fox
Leesha
12-20-2009, 04:14 AM
Rhianna
Peg Bundy
Vivica Fox
Rhinna -Marry, so i can fuck her over and over and over and over....
Peg Bundy - No idea who that is, but i'll choose kill
Vivica Fox - Fuck
Dustin Diamond (Screech)
Jalleel White (Steve Urkel)
Weird Al Yankovic
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
12-20-2009, 04:15 AM
....
Peg Bundy - No idea who that is, but i'll choose kill
She was Al Bundy's wife from the show married with children.
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
12-20-2009, 04:21 AM
Oh yeah, the author of this thread is a fucking schizo with suicidal tendacies. All he'd ever do on ATS is post about the shit he was going through and how he'd always wanna die. Him=epic fail. Faggot.
skunk
12-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Rhinna -Marry, so i can fuck her over and over and over and over....
Peg Bundy - No idea who that is, but i'll choose kill
Vivica Fox - Fuck
Dustin Diamond (Screech)
Jalleel White (Steve Urkel)
Weird Al Yankovic
geez that's a tough one.
Ok I guess I'd kill screech cuz he's a fucking bitch ass.
Fuck weird al, he probably likes it in the butt anyway.
Marry urkle. He always made me laugh. We'd be great life partners. We might even move to CT so we can get gay married.
Rick astley
Pope John Paul II
Courtney love
anarch
12-20-2009, 08:32 AM
Kill rick astley Nice guy but he has gotta die for the lulz. We can Rickrol at the funeral
Fuck Pope John paul the second. Dig him up and screw the corpse just so we can have pics saying WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!? think of the children, wont someone think of the children? Seriously any catholics reading this stop tithing till the church stop protecting pedo priests!
Marry Courtney Love Imagine having access to her stash 24/7
hillary clinton
Obama
Joe biden
Raptor Jesus
12-20-2009, 08:35 AM
Jessica Schab, better than the lot of them.
Leesha
12-20-2009, 04:47 PM
geez that's a tough one.
Ok I guess I'd kill screech cuz he's a fucking bitch ass.
Fuck weird al, he probably likes it in the butt anyway.
Marry urkle. He always made me laugh. We'd be great life partners. We might even move to CT so we can get gay married.
Exactly what i woulda done with those choices. Though it's alil different since i'm a chick
Lexion
12-20-2009, 05:04 PM
Though it's alil different since i'm a chick
Or are you ?
Hmmmmmmm........
hillary clinton
Obama
Joe biden
fuck.......hillary
marry......obama
kill.......joe biden
linda lovelace
wendy o'williams
tawny kitaen
Raptor Jesus
12-21-2009, 05:24 AM
Women only:
Billy Meier
George Adamski
John Lear
Lexion
12-21-2009, 10:51 AM
Women only:
Billy Meier
George Adamski
John Lear
That's cruel.
I like it.
skunk
01-28-2010, 11:02 AM
Who would you fuck, marry, and kill?
OJ Simpson
Dalai Lama
Pope Ratzinger
Who would you fuck, marry, and kill?
OJ Simpson
Dalai Lama
Pope Ratzinger
i'd fuck the Pope in the ass, just so he knows what it feels like for all the kiddies his mob has done it to.
I'd marry the dalai lama because there wouldn't ever be any domestics.
So i'd have to kill OJ, i'd slap him to death with a glove.
Who would you Fuck, Marry or Kill:
Bambi
Mickey Mouse
Goofy
Red Skare
11-16-2011, 05:57 PM
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skunk
11-16-2011, 06:31 PM
Who would you Fuck, Marry or Kill:
Bambi
Mickey Mouse
Goofy
I'd fuck bambi because deer turn me on, marry Goofy because he cracks me up, and murder that bitch ass Mickey Mouse.
President Bush
President Obama
President Clinton
:D
Exactly what i woulda done with those choices. Though it's alil different since i'm a chick
Mmmmmmm... Leesha. Yum.
On the other hand, leave it to Boonie to start the stoopidest dumbfuck thread in the history of the netz.
I'd fuck bambi because deer turn me on, marry Goofy because he cracks me up, and murder that bitch ass Mickey Mouse.
President Bush
President Obama
President Clinton
:D
I'd fuck clinton, pretty good chance he knows how to give good head.
I'd kill Bush, easy choice.
Marry Obama, he looks like he'd be good in the kitchen.
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Courtney Love
Maria Shriver
Oprah Winfrey