Fucking Xians

[skunk]

Pissing me off. The bible is not fact assholes. Go back to hell where you belong.

[skunk]

Oh and Jesus is not god. Fuckers.

[Yo Mama]

Did somebody leaflet you this morning, bs? :lol:

Be careful; you might make baby jeebus cry.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Well baby jeebus can suck my swingers: that'll pacify him!

Coochy coochy coo!

Fox

[vckums]

LMFAO oh sweet baby jesus! ( That shit from Taledaga Nights cracked me up)

[skunk]

Did somebody leaflet you this morning, bs? :lol:

Be careful; you might make baby jeebus cry.

Baby jesus is already crying thanks to what the religious people have done. I'm sure the Crusades, Inquisition, and holocaust (christian-related travesties) would make him proud.

Nice job people!

[Yo Mama]

No, you've got it all wrong. Jeebus forgives anyone who believes in his fairy-tale ass. Even Torquemada.

You're the one in trouble, buster.

Oh, wait, so am I.

[skunk]

No, you've got it all wrong. Jeebus forgives anyone who believes in his fairy-tale ass. Even Torquemada.

You're the one in trouble, buster.

Oh, wait, so am I.

So if I believe in jeebus I will be saved?

Doesn't that sound like a cop out to behave however the fuck one wants to?

Like murder is ok because you believe in Jeebus. Fuck that.

Where's the accountability? How about the responsibility?

No wonder xians always seem like children to me. They all expect jeebus to come down from the sky and save them.

That's not god to me. And I know some of you don't even believe in god so I can't imagine how fucking annoying that must be to be lectured about hell.

Stupid assholes.

How about we have our own christian inquisition where we burn all christians at the stake for persecuting others.

That'd be awesome.

[Yo Mama]

Kissing Hank's Ass (http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php)

[skunk]

Moral of the story:


You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"

Insert Hank for god or jeebus.

Do as I say, not as I do. Remember that. Oh and would you scratch my balls while you're down there. Wow, thanks, that feels great.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

*Bwah*

I'm just popping out to kiss some guys arse!

Fox

[skunk]

Thanks. Hank appreciates it. He will give you a million dollars. That is, once you leave town and burn all nonbelievers at the stake.

Or do you not truly believe in Hank?

NONBELIEVER! YOU SHALL PERISH IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ETERNITY!

[Yo Mama]

Tell Hank he can kiss MY ass for once.

I'll meet him in front of City Hall at high noon.

[1972]

I have an old Easter Rant/Poem I would like you to read. I shall dig it up and post it.

[skunk]

Tell Hank he can kiss MY ass for once.

I'll meet him in front of City Hall at high noon.

I don't see that happening anytime soon.

You're implying thank Hank or (insert divinity here) exists in the first place. No ghost is going to kiss your ass. Its a physical impossibility.

[skunk]

I have an old Easter Rant/Poem I would like you to read. I shall dig it up and post it.

I await your response with glee.

[1972]

Golgotha and the Chocolate Hollow Bunnies


Words are fire; stinging and burning my skin

Spoken or written it matters not

Causing some internal damage, deep down within

Careful: that branding iron is very hot

Preaching, teaching, almost screeching your original sin

When in fact, you’re so blind you can’t tie a knot


Chocolate hollow bunnies are nailed to their crosses

Golgotha is calm this day, blank stares from the crowd below

C.E.O.’s laugh as they look at more gains than losses

Dark clouds seem to flock like birds as a strong wind slowly grows


"Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?" cry the bunnies in unison

People below now in the millions, or so it would seem

A few a crying, but most are laughing and poking fun

The bunnies just wishing and praying this is all a bad dream


Suddenly, as if their prayers have been heard

The wind is gone and the clouds disperse

Out comes the mid-day smoldering hot sun

Once it is over they will not even need a hearse


The bunnies melted that day way back when

In the land that time forgot, so full of turmoil

Down into the Earth they went

People still fighting for that little bit of oil


Yes children that is how oil was made

God struck down the hollow chocolate bunnies

They did not believe in him, so a price they paid

Go to church

Go and repent your sins

Ask the lords forgiveness

Else Satan will win

Or do what I do on Sundays

And just sleep the fuck in . . .

[Yo Mama]

Ooo! Burn!

Excellent, wonderful! I really liked it!

BTW, in AUS they used to have an Easter candy called Sweet Jesus. It was a chocolate Jesus full of raspberry jam, from what I recall.

MMMMM! Sacrilicious!

[1972]

Ooo! Burn!

Excellent, wonderful! I really liked it!

BTW, in AUS they used to have an Easter candy called Sweet Jesus. It was a chocolate Jesus full of raspberry jam, from what I recall.

MMMMM! Sacrilicious!

I am glad that you like it. I was afraid no one would and then I would never write again.

Yeah okay.

I wrote this 2.5 years ago. I am quite proud of it. Thanks GN

[skunk]

nice poem. i tried to boycott easter this year but my mother thought it would be a good idea to send me a chocolate bunny...old habits run deep.

[Martian Exile]

The Easter Bunny is in reality the final incarnation of the Krishna.

[Yo Mama]

Then why aren't they blue, with six or eight legs? I mean, really.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/bunnies.jpg

[1972]

You're all just a bunch of closet Jesus Freaks!