Anyone want a 6yr old?

[vckums]

I wanna get rid of mine. This child makes my head just wanna burst. He's been a shit since I got him up for school this morning. 7:15am he got a swat on the behind. I woke the boys up all nicely and tickled their pits. My middle one walks out to the frontroom. 15 minutes later I dont see the youngest. I go in there, Benji you need to get out of bed and get up. That little shit throws a book at me.
*swat* Boohing his ass to the frontroom. He got dressed and ate and I sent his butt off to school.

Picking up the other 2 kids, he pithced a fit in the car cause I wouldn't roll his window all the way down. Bangs his fist on my window. We get to the school and I tell him one more incident with him and he's a goner. He ends up spending an hour in his room so I don't try and flush him.

About 15 minutes ago I'm doing the last of the laundry(finally) and I hear screaming coming form the frontroom between him and my oldest. My oldest yells out "BENJI YOU DONT DROP MY LAPTOP!!!" Then I hear THUMP and Benjis crying. He tries to come in here and be all pity me I was thumped. Nope, get your pj's on and you're in your bedroom for the rest of the night. This kid wailed all the way down the hallway to his room. Door slams!

Someone show me the way to the black market.

[Yo Mama]

I wish I could shrinkwrap Cody at this age. I think I prefer two to that. Sigh.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I'll trade you a 4 year old that screams at you in Chinese when he gets angry and can't get his words out in English!

Great fun when I'm on my own with him in the shopping centre.

Fox

[vckums]

Thanks Fox but my 6yr old already gives me a migraine. A kid screaming and I dont know why would probably just make my head explode. heheehe

[Oblivion]

How much for the little girl?
The women? How much for the women?
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!

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[JiveTurkey]

Send him my way.


Little Known Fact 119: Jasn digs kids.

[the titan]

I don't want him.

I have a 5 year old.

People tell me I'm too strict or expect too much out of him.

But he hasn't caused any horror stories........... yet.

[skunk]

No thank you, don't have kids, don't want 'em (yet).

[Yo Mama]

People tell me I'm too strict or expect too much out of him.



I haven't seen you in action with your kid, man, but I consider myself a strict parent and that IS A GOOD THING.

It's because of overly-permissive helicopter parents that kids are becoming little hooligan shitheads at ever-increasing rates. Selfish little fucktards.

not my kids.

I'm a loving parent as well, but I have rules and I keep them on track. If they don't like it, there's always going to bed early to think it over.

[the titan]

It's because of overly-permissive helicopter parents that kids are becoming little hooligan shitheads at ever-increasing rates. Selfish little fucktards.



I can't stand going to the store and seeing kids take bikes off the shelves and start riding them around. Then there are the parents that go shopping and don't even watch their kids. I would be rich if I had a dollar for everytime i saw a kid under 7 just walking around a store alone. No wonder there are so many kidnappings.


Hell, kids that aren't my own annoy the fuck out of me........ unless they are very well behaved.

[Oblivion]

Titan, whats even more annoying is when the parents push a trolley through the check out with the kid in the kiddy seat.

kid is reaching out at every choc bar, squeezing, grabbing, chewing on the outside of wrapper.

then mommy snatches it out kids hand and jams it back on the shelf.


then theres our corner store, some kids are so fuckin devious they walk in eating an almost empty bag of chips, then swap it for a fresh pack, open them, start eating the full bag of chips then walk out like nothings wrong.

ive seen the store owner run so many little fuckers out the store due to shit like that. they do the same with drinks too.