You can all Foxtrot Oscar...

[Foxtrot Oscar]

It's me I'm here!

Took a while, the hyperspace linking system was all screwy there for a while, but I have indeed landed and look forward to chatting to all you fine people.

Some of you may know me as Sammy the snoz, Benny the groin, Cocky the donkey and maybe just maybe as...

You all so clever, you'll figure it out!

FO

[Steve-o]

Welocme to Amkon bro !!!!!

I'm Spiderman :D ... well ..... an Admin. of this crazy ass forum .

[Boondock]

whats up my nig

[the titan]

Hello. Welcome. and stuff.

[Yo Mama]

Can you draw us a map? Because the General is old and has brain farts. :lol:

Welcome to AmKon. Now go forth and post like a mad bastard.

[vckums]

Welcome to the site. Hope you enjoy it

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Spank you all kindly for the cumwelling...

Steve'O in tha houuuuuuuSa!

BD my Main MoFo.

Titan... and stuff!

FO

[the titan]

I should probably stop with the .... and stuff

I think it's copyrighted AT Some other place

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Can you draw us a map? Because the General is old and has brain farts. :lol:

Welcome to AmKon. Now go forth and post like a mad bastard.

Hmmmm. A clue mayhaps?

errrr there's no latin in your sig! shhhhh now, keep it quiet hehehe!

Titan... Dude!

FO

[mojo]

Hey Foxtrot welcome aboard.

peas be with you.

:D

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Jump in, we got's the water all nicely warmed up and bubbly for you.

Wait...this ain't a hot tub!

Shit! Hoof arted!?!

[Iamsix]

I was wondering, just what IS that floating white stuff in the water???? Welcome to da boards FO. BTW FO FO lmao. Good to see ya

[gunner]

Hi

[Tetsujin]

Welcome Foxtrot! Im not sure if I knew you at AnoTher Site. Like GN said...Go forth and post before we get all bored and stuff!

[Yo Mama]

Oh, yeah, everybody knows who FO is ... he's one of the people on my "please invite these bastards" list. :lol:

But I said his secret is safe with me; so you'll just have to pester him for his identity yourself. :P

[the titan]

That's not fair!

I wanna know

[Yo Mama]

You can always PM him. :P

[Foxtrot Oscar]

That's not fair!

I wanna know

Dude... I'm disappointed I pinged you in like one post and stuff...

FO

[Tetsujin]

I pray this is not who I think it is. If it is I feel they know that I know already.

[Bitchkoma]

Siapa lah pulak ini? Nak main sorok-sorok lah pulak. Kata jer lah... apa nak takut-takut? Bukannya sesiapa marah atau tak kasi. Tapi mungkin ada orang dari website yang satu lagi tu tengah buat pemerhatian kut. Tak tahulah aku...

Apa-apalah... asalkan bahagia...

[Yo Mama]

That didn't make much sense even when run through the translator. :lol:

[Bitchkoma]

The translator always give the full definition for the word "lah". They ought to fix it, since Malay/Malaysians use that word liberally. Really really liberally lah. Like if I'm speaking Manglish (our type of English), I'd add that word after every word that I want to emphasize. To give it a bit more focus lah. You know? Like that lah. Easy lah.

Does that help? If it doesn't... I don't know what to do lah...

[Bitchkoma]

Shit, what do you know, there's a wiki page for Manglish...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manglish


Foolamak katak gempak sial..!

[Yo Mama]

Ah ... OK. I will try to run an edited version through the translator in a bit and see if I can figure out WTH you were saying. :P

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Quick, somebody club the seal!

It's gone bananas.

Hmmmm... Corey the great... Hmmmm... Do you know?

Go fork yourself!

FO

[Firestar]

Okay Mr. smartass. So tell us all who you really are.
no games.
no bullshit.
Because Iam very well aware of who you are NOT.
AccessDenied (Yes I meant to type that)

[Boondock]

i know i know

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Okay Mr. smartass. So tell us all who you really are.
no games.
no bullshit.
Because Iam very well aware of who you are NOT.
AccessDenied (Yes I meant to type that)

Damn you got me!

I am Mr. Smartass

Fox

[BlackBlood]

Welcome Mr Smartass...nice to meet ya..again.. :D BB

I know its gonna get interesting... :!:

[mojo]

Am i the only one that doesn't know what the fucks going on.

:lol:

[skunk]

Welcome.

Guess who I am?

[Yo Mama]

I know! I know!

But I'm not telling. Not until mojo signs my bewbs.

[skunk]

I know! I know!

But I'm not telling. Not until mojo signs my bewbs.

Come on tell us. I'll pay you. Promise.

Do you take certified bank checks?

[JiveTurkey]

Am i the only one that doesn't know what the fucks going on.

:lol:


Count me as numero dos.


J

[skunk]

Does "you can all go foxtrot oscar" mean you can all go fuck off?

I wonder if its someone trying to cause trouble?

[Yo Mama]

No. I know who it is, and he's a great addition to the family.

But I won't reveal unless he says it's OK.

Try PMing him and see what happens.

[skunk]

No. I know who it is, and he's a great addition to the family.

But I won't reveal unless he says it's OK.

Try PMing him and see what happens.

I hope so. We don't want any trouble around these parts

[Tetsujin]

Trouble maker...yes he is but it a good kind of trouble!

[Firestar]

Okay Mr. smartass. So tell us all who you really are.
no games.
no bullshit.
Because Iam very well aware of who you are NOT.
AccessDenied (Yes I meant to type that)

Damn you got me!

I am Mr. Smartass

Fox

NOVEMBER
INDIA
CHARLIE
ECHO

TANGO
ROMEO
YANKEE


You are not as humorous as you may believe yourself to be.

[Tetsujin]

Oh FS once you figure out who he is, all will be good. After I figured it out I was like oh that makes sense.

[skunk]

If he/she is a "big whig" from BTS I don't know them.

I never did spend much time over there.

[Tetsujin]

Well you might not but I know for a fact FS knows him

[mojo]

Its Barrack Obama.

[Tetsujin]

Mojo! You said you would not tell! Thats right every body we have a liberal facist in the house! :P :lol:

[Firestar]

Well you might not but I know for a fact FS knows him

Oh i'm sure I do know this person. THAT IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKhnmUdmz74

"The Pretender"

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in... again
The need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are ever ready
Are you ready?
I'm finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance
That whole defense

Spinning infinity, boy
The wheel is spinning me
It's never-ending, never-ending
Same old story

[Chorus (x2):]
What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

In time or so I'm told
I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We're temporary, temporary
Same old story

[Chorus x2]

I'm the voice inside your head
You refuse to hear
I'm the face that you have to face
Mirrored in your stare
I'm what's left, I'm what's right
I'm the enemy
I'm the hand that will take you down
Bring you to your knees

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
What if I say I'm not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all... pretend)
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sep27sMmG-0

"FAKE IT "
Who's to know if your soul will fade at all
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost your self esteem along the way

Good god, you're comin' up with reasons
Good god, you're draggin' it out
Good god, it's the changin' of the seasons
I feel so raped
So follow me down...

And just fake it if you're out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like infection
Whoa, you're such a fuckin' hypocrite

And you should know that the lies won't hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
You gave up on your dreams along the way

Good god, you're comin' up with reasons
Good god, you're draggin' it out
Good god, it's the changin' of the seasons
I feel so raped
So follow me down...

And just fake it, if you're out if direction
Fake it, if you don't belong here
Fake it, if you feel like infection

Whoa, you're such a fuckin' hypocrite
Whoa, whoa

I can fake it with the best of anyone
I can fake it with the best of 'em all
I can fake it with the best of anyone
I can fake it all

Who's to know if your soul will fade at all
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost your self esteem along the way

Good god, you're comin' up with reasons
Good god, you're draggin' it out
Good god, it's the changin' of the seasons
I feel so raped man
Follow me down...

And just fake it, if you're out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like infection
Whoa, you're such a fuckin' hypocrite

Fake it if you're out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like infection
Whoa, you're such a fuckin' hypocrite

[Tetsujin]

Oh give the chiky bastard a break!

[Firestar]

Oh give the chiky bastard a break!


Please tell me you are joking.
In a word..
NO.

[Tetsujin]

I don't understand why you are so angry at a new member trying to have a little fun. BTW Pretender is an awesome song, but I don't think anyone is being a poser. Let try to keep thing kinda sorta civil kk :D

[BlackBlood]

I really love going to the zoo...oh so fun...wanna make out with the big hairy monkey..so sexy...hahahahahahahaha. BB

[Firestar]

I don't understand why you are so angry at a new member trying to have a little fun. BTW Pretender is an awesome song, but I don't think anyone is being a poser. Let try to keep thing kinda sorta civil kk :D
I beg to differ with you , Oh lord of the Fork.
But to each his own.
The anger was not mine alone, but the action taken was my decision.
Now ya'll have seen my flip side.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Oh Firestar

Don't be Angreee

Play me some Bon Joviii.

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Just PM her already, FO. :P

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Just PM her already, FO. :P

The Bon Jovi hint should be enough.

Fox

[Yo Mama]

We all have our little secret tells, don't we? :P

[the titan]

I am sooo lost.

Damnit

[JiveTurkey]

I don't understand why you are so angry at a new member trying to have a little fun. BTW Pretender is an awesome song, but I don't think anyone is being a poser. Let try to keep thing kinda sorta civil kk :D
I beg to differ with you , Oh lord of the Fork.
But to each his own.
The anger was not mine alone, but the action taken was my decision.
Now ya'll have seen my flip side.


A little bit of KY might make getting that stick out of your ass a bit easier chica.


Or is it just perpetual rag month?


J

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I don't understand why you are so angry at a new member trying to have a little fun. BTW Pretender is an awesome song, but I don't think anyone is being a poser. Let try to keep thing kinda sorta civil kk :D
I beg to differ with you , Oh lord of the Fork.
But to each his own.
The anger was not mine alone, but the action taken was my decision.
Now ya'll have seen my flip side.


A little bit of KY might make getting that stick out of your ass a bit easier chica.


Or is it just perpetual rag month?


J

OMFG that's FUnnY!

I'm sure I read in another thread that she likes um big!! Give her a little tickle and it'll slide right out!!

Fox

[vckums]

Im lost and plan on staying that way. Passing on the drama.

[the titan]

I guess I'll never know. I'm too lazy to send a PM, and it isn't coming out on here.

[skunk]

OMFG that's FUnnY!

I'm sure I read in another thread that she likes um big!! Give her a little tickle and it'll slide right out!!

Fox

That's nasty.

[mojo]

I really love going to the zoo...oh so fun...wanna make out with the big hairy monkey..so sexy...hahahahahahahaha. BB

I loves you too BB. Don't forget to bring me a bunch of Banana's.

:D






Did someone spell cheeky incorrectly before, as in chikey, ohh i sure do hope it's my little simian bro. :)
2 monkeys on the board spells trouble with a capital T for the rest of you proto humans.

:lol:

[skunk]

Aren't humans more evolved than primates? I'd much rather be more evolved, no offense.

At least for the most part we don't eat our own poop.

Gotcha there.

[mojo]

Aren't humans more evolved than primates? I'd much rather be more evolved, no offense.

At least for the most part we don't eat our own poop.

Gotcha there.

Hmm, Humans more evolved. Browse Youtube for evidence of this advanced human evolutionary behaviour you speak of. :)

Have you actually tried eating your own Poop, or are you just believing the propoganda released by various public health departments.
Our poo has many health benefits. how many monkeys have you seen in the cancer wards of your local hospital.

I rest my case your Honour.

[skunk]

While you cannot get sick from your own feces, eating it is disgusting nonetheless.

I can't say I've tried, but the stink alone grosses me out.

How you "lower" primates do it is beyond me. Sickos.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Mojo is on the MonKey or should that be Money!!

Fox

[the titan]

I was starting to think that with everything people were saying. Now I feel a bit stupid, but what else is new.

[mojo]

Mojo is on the MonKey or should that be Money!!

Fox

Yeah!!!

Hey bud.

I'm fuckin' wrapped your here.

Took me long enough. haha.

Be afraid motherfuckers, be very afraid. :D

[Yo Mama]

Oh. I am. Very. :P

Now where is that tranquilizer rifle?

[Bitchkoma]

sorry, i used up the contents of the dart.

[Yo Mama]

Oh, OK. That explains your avatar, then. :lol:

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Oh, OK. That explains your avatar, then. :lol:

I think that might take a bit more explaining TBH.

Fox

[Firestar]

Oh Firestar

Don't be Angreee

Play me some Bon Joviii.

Fox
YOU GOT IT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GccfzxHIXaY

Not all Jersey boys are alike.

[Firestar]

I don't understand why you are so angry at a new member trying to have a little fun. BTW Pretender is an awesome song, but I don't think anyone is being a poser. Let try to keep thing kinda sorta civil kk :D
I beg to differ with you , Oh lord of the Fork.
But to each his own.
The anger was not mine alone, but the action taken was my decision.
Now ya'll have seen my flip side.


A little bit of KY might make getting that stick out of your ass a bit easier chica.


Or is it just perpetual rag month?


J



Don't need to be on the rag to be a bitch.

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GREAT FUCKING SONG..in many ways..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZimumOkA1s

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Cheers Fire Star Baby!

And you're so right, you do give love a bad name!

x x x x

Fox

[Firestar]

Cheers Fire Star Baby!

And you're so right, you do give love a bad name!

x x x x

Fox
Ditto, and....
That depends on who you ask.