Introduction

[Martian Exile]

Well fearless leader asked me to post an intro, so here it goes: I landed here from Mars, having received orders from the Bureau of Martian Anthropology to study the groovy works of John Lear. After I stumbled onto this site, I determined that membership could turn out to be a gas, so I joined. I’m into Anthropology, especially the study of Neanderthals; ancient manuscripts,(while in law school I back translated the first stanza of the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam onto middle kingdom Egyptian hieroglyphics on a bet!), theology, biogeography and other spiffy stuff. I blew my boob-tube to smithereens with five sticks of dynamite 25 years ago, and I have personally received a big wet sloppy French kiss from the Lock Ness Monster. Aside from Mr. Lear, I may be your resident old fart. This is the first forum I have joined, and it is all new to me.

[Bitchkoma]

You're weird. I like it.

Welcome to AmKon.

[Yo Mama]

Cool! Welcome!

We have another old fart, Occam, though he prefers to be called a "fud."

You guys need a special club. :lol:

[Dragonfire]

From one old noob to another, welcome aboard!!

And to derail this Seatbelt laws are apart of the NWO plot to take over the world, Dammit!!

We need a old lady club as well :twisted: they can be called the rainbow hats mmm mmm mmm I can smell the moth balls now!!

[Yo Mama]

I had a BTS Geezer thread over "there."

Maybe it needs reviving over here. :wink:

[Bitchkoma]

If you do, someone needs to invite Viktor Kaminsky here as well. He got banned AtTheotherSite. So sad. I always enjoyed reading his rambles.

[vckums]

Welcome to Amkon!!!

*stomps feet, I don't wanna be old*

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

You're in good company here, Martian Exile; this is a bastion of exile-hood.


If you do, someone needs to invite Viktor Kaminsky here as well. He got banned AtTheotherSite. So sad. I always enjoyed reading his rambles.

Another one!?

Damn, everybody on my "friends list" is being shown the door over there.

Just shows I've got good taste in company. heh!

Wonder how long it'll take for me to get the boot?

[Yo Mama]

Depends how hard you work at it. :wink:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Depends how hard you work at it. :wink:

huh-hee!

[mojo]

Welcome you crazy martian. I'll enjoy picking your brain, i have an interest in anthropology and archaeology as well.


As another famous martian once said, "theres supposed to be an earthshattering KABOOM, wheres the earthshattering KABOOM".

:)




If you do, someone needs to invite Viktor Kaminsky here as well. He got banned AtTheotherSite. So sad. I always enjoyed reading his rambles.

Vic as well. :shock: I love Vic, a very knowledgeable person.
Next thing you know Tom Bedlam will be out as well.

[Yo Mama]

Tom was getting disgruntled with the level of nonsense on the boards last time I was in touch with him, and that was a while before I was banned.

Somebody better invite him over here before it happens. He'd be a valuable AmKon member for certain.

[Bitchkoma]

But we post nonsense here, too.

[Yo Mama]

But our nonsense is intelligent and witty.

The nonsense Tom was apparently worried about was the "vaccines are satan" and "microwave ovens are dangerous" kind.

I don't think those attitudes would thrive here, somehow.

[Bitchkoma]

Microwave ovens are dangerous. They can teleport hotdogs through telephone wires. There's no telling if the hotdog might rematerialize in someone else's head or not. :)

[Yo Mama]

There is as good an explanation as any for Duhbya.

[mojo]

But our nonsense is intelligent and witty.

The nonsense Tom was apparently worried about was the "vaccines are satan" and "microwave ovens are dangerous" kind.

I don't think those attitudes would thrive here, somehow.

ie see any jedimiller thread. lol, he did at least make me laugh a few times.

unfortunately they are the norm rather than the exception now.
i love a good conspiracy thread or a well thought out and researched thread thats "out there" even if it was bollocks at least some would put some time and effort into it.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Tom was getting disgruntled with the level of nonsense on the boards last time I was in touch with him, and that was a while before I was banned.

Somebody better invite him over here before it happens. He'd be a valuable AmKon member for certain.


He hasn't been on there since last year.