Drunk Dumb Chicks

[vckums]

The neighbors to my left, there's about 15 people living in one house, are annoying as hell. Last night not only was it annoying but I laughed my ass off after awhile.

I was woken up at 2am, windows open cause the room gets hot, by the loud laughter of chicks. I look out the window after it didnt stop within a few minutes. There's 2 chicks in the driveway and they are laughing and talking really freaking loud. One has apparently thrown up all over and some got into her shoe. Sweet payback. I also found out that the one yakking let John feel her up. The other chick goes OH MY GAWD NO YOU DIDNT! and smacks the car she's leaning against with her hand. That sets off the fucking car alarm. Someone in the house shuts off their alarm. That lets the chicks talk loud again. Johns a stud since he felt up her friend too. :roll:
Another tidbit about John. His penis points to the left. Now I wanna know who John is. LOL So that starts off me thinking how come it points to the left? Is it considered normal? What caues it to do that? etc Then it got NASTY. Puke show chick says she thinks she saw a scab on his penis. And me being the oh so quiet one goes "Oh that's just nasty!" I think they heard me, cause they bust up laughing and puke shoe chick says she isn't calling John tomorrow. Puke shoe girl throws up again and her friend helps her into the house.
I swear I see either one later on today and I'm gonna yell out SCAB and see if it clicks in their brains.

[Steve-o]

Hahahaha ... those chicks are fuckin' nasty :lol:


Thanks for the info vckums :D ... it made my day :lol: .

[Yo Mama]

ROFLcopters! I can just imagine you busting out with something in the middle of their convo.

Maybe they'll think twice about who might be listening next time. But probably not.

[vckums]

I doubt they will remember but I hope they do. My curtains are open but it's still early and I bet they aren't even up yet.

[gunner]

Get back at the drunkerds by being loud early in the morning when their heads are splitting.

I hate annoying drunk people, I especially hate girls that are either stupid or act stupid and drunk.

I think it is normal for some deviation from straight ahead, especially when not at attention, left hanger here. If you can screw something around the corner, that isnt normal, but neither is a scab (thanks for that tidbit, almost puked) sounds like john should go to the health clinic.

[Yo Mama]

But then they might make him call all his sexual partners about the scab.

That just wouldn't do. :lol:

[vckums]

Gunner they felt the need to yell and tell anyone who was awake about the scab, so I felt the need to share as well. I couldn't be the only one grossed out about it. I had to share the joy in the knowledge of the scab.

I dont know if Johns penis was at attention or limp when it was pointed to the left. I assumed it was at full attention since he was groping the girls. *shrugs*

I went outside to water and there's puke all over their driveway. HAHAHAHA... I hope they don't wash it off and it gets all crusty in the sun. Serves them right.

I think the girls live in the converted shed in the backyard. I was nice and let the kids go outback about 8am and be themselves (loud). I know my middle son was screaming at one point cause the youngest took his ship.