Man charges bigfoot with molestation

[vckums]

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/ ... 3&src=news (http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=7151476&ch=4226713&src=news)

[Oblivion]

no story snippet?

no comment?

just a link which takes me to some thing about yankee caps?

[vckums]

I'm so sorry! Grrrr it's a video. Lemme try it again.

Basically a man is charged with trying to molest boys. Then says he wants to press charges against Bigfoot cause Bigfoot molested him.

OK found it on youtube

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jX1DaIjrhRU

[JiveTurkey]

Goddamn.


This is sad.




Jasn

[Iori Komei]

The premise of it is hilarious.
I wonder if Sasquatches are hung or not, or if they have prehensile bones in their penises.

[Tetsujin]

:shock:

[vckums]

The premise of it is hilarious.
I wonder if Sasquatches are hung or not, or if they have prehensile bones in their penises.

Fuck so I'm not the only one who thinks that way! I showed hubby the video and I said I wonder how hung Bigfoot is. He looked at me like I lost my mind and called me weird. LOL I just blurt out what I am thinking.

[JiveTurkey]

The premise of it is hilarious.
I wonder if Sasquatches are hung or not, or if they have prehensile bones in their penises.

Fuck so I'm not the only one who thinks that way! I showed hubby the video and I said I wonder how hung Bigfoot is. He looked at me like I lost my mind and called me weird. LOL I just blurt out what I am thinking.


Probably like a black man in the old South.




Shit.


That was wrong. Even for me.

[Yo Mama]

Well, if there actually WAS a bigfoot, and it was a previously undiscovered kind of primate, I wonder if its testicles are like humans or like bonobos.

Have you ever seen a bonobo's balls? Holy shit! :shock:

[vckums]

LOL GN, no haven't seen their balls. Who's got a pic to show?

[Yo Mama]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/nakai01.jpg

[vckums]

Oh snap those are bigguns! LMAO I'm gonna guess bigger since that fella looks small.

[Yo Mama]

They're HUGE because bonobos have sex pretty much constantly with everyone else in the troop. Large testicles in a promiscuous society are a mechanism for giving sperm an advantage -- washing out other male's sperm.

All I know is those apes fuck all the time and they have big balls. Really really big big BIG balls.

[the titan]

I just read something about them having larger dicks than most other primates. Even most humans.

[Yo Mama]

Not the dicks, the testes. Their testes are probably the biggest of all primates. Their dicks, not so much. LOL

[Yo Mama]

BTW, I love talking science with cursing.

It makes me feel so naughty and intellectual. :lol:

[JiveTurkey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/nakai01.jpg



Is that me?










Wait, no.


that ass isn't as hairy as mine.



:P

[Grand]

The poor man shouldn't have been such a giant scrotum.




The premise of it is hilarious.
I wonder if Sasquatches are hung or not, or if they have prehensile bones in their penises.

Fuck so I'm not the only one who thinks that way! I showed hubby the video and I said I wonder how hung Bigfoot is. He looked at me like I lost my mind and called me weird. LOL I just blurt out what I am thinking.


Probably like a black man in the old South.




Shit.


That was wrong. Even for me.

Do I need to hypothetically ban you?

[JiveTurkey]

Do I need to hypothetically ban you?


Probably.

[Grand]

I'll hypothetically let you go this time. THIS time....

[dk3000]

Bigfoot touched my pee-pee? Total bullshit- but hey, in a country where a white trash fat slob bitch can sue McDonald's for her coffee being too hot...Anything is possible!

Sad and ridiculous. Here is something funny:

Favorite bigfoot video:

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[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Bigfoot needs teh manicure...

And why does it not surprise me that GN has a pic of bonobo balls? LOL!

[vckums]

Those messin with sasquatch videos are funny as hell, but that one takes the cake!!

[Yo Mama]

And why does it not surprise me that GN has a pic of bonobo balls? LOL!

I had to Google it, thank you. I did not actually have one on my hard drive until I was preparing for that post.

But I shall treasure it always. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/smiley/dreamy.gif

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/nakai01.jpg

I'll see your bonobo balls and raise you one bat dick!

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/art/bat-dick.jpg

[Yo Mama]

Great. Now we're playing animal genital poker.

What has this world come to?

[vckums]

LOL Thats one hung bat!!

I see you 1 dung beetle penis
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3024/penisvy1.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/569mwm



{Devil Edit: Sorry, chick, I tinyurl'd it for you}