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johnlear
03-24-2008, 04:17 PM
Heads up everybody!

Get ready for the big Space Shuttle charade. Endeavour is about to undock. She will undock at 4:56 PDT tonight, Monday night, for the 35 minute de-orbit burn and landing at the Kennedy Space Center.

How long will it take the Endeavour Space Shuttle to accomplish this 35 minute deorbit burn and landing at KSC?

50 hours and 5 minutes!

Why so long you ask?

Well the official answer is crew rest, checklists and microgravity experiments.

But of course the truth is that she has loaded up with supplies (delivered by the Russian Progress rockets to the ISS a few days ago) and extra unknown astronauts, and will proceed to change orbit and dock with several of our secret space platforms used for weapons deployment and manufacturing.

She may also visit secret satellites for servicing and stop at either one or the other of the Hubble telescopes for the same reason. Oh, you didn't know there were 2 Hubbles? Yes, there are two. One is dedicated Military (read nasty NASA Nazis) and the other Civilian. When the Military needs the Civilian one they tell the public that the Hubble is 'broken'.

Endeavour and her crew will be very busy with docking, unloading, loading, undocking, changing orbit, docking with another platform and so on.

All the while we (the public) will be fed enormous amounts of fabricated data plus fatuous videos of Shuttle astronauts furiously peddling exercise bikes, smiling together for group pictures and trying to catch gumdrops in their mouths in "0" Gravity.

After 49 hours of exercise, 8 hour naps and gumdrop popping the Endeavour crew will begin its de-orbit burn and landing sequence which will culminate 35 minutes later at the Kennedy Space Center.

You may see the triumphant exit of the Endeavour astronauts from the Shuttle but what you won't see, under any circumstances, is the cargo and secret astronauts still aboard.

Both the cargo and astronauts will be deplaned and unloaded after the cameras and reporters are well out of sight.

The cargo consists of space manufactured material used for highly classified aircraft, ships, submarines and other DoD secret projects. The material is manufactured and shipped in rolls, sheets, bars and custom formed pieces.

A group of secret astronauts which could number as many as seven will be deplaned in secret, hours after the landing. These secret astronauts will have served tours of duty aboard the different weapons and manufacturing space platforms in secret orbit around the earth.

The Space Shuttle is not the only space vehicle to bring supplies to and from the ISS and other space orbiting platforms. There are many other vehicles which have been developed and used and are now at a point where the Space Shuttle can be retired without compromising cargo and astronaut capacity to and from the many space platforms.

The advantage of retiring the Space Shuttle from service in 2010 will be that the publics' attention will no longer to drawn towards the ISS or space in general. That will ensure the secrecy of the theft of the entire space program by the nasty, NASA Nazi's and their Freemason/Military Industrial Complex co-conspirator's (the “ritual elitists”) who consider "Space" the sole possession of only those with proper bloodlines and perspectives.

Which, of course, doesn't include any of us. :)

mojo
03-24-2008, 06:11 PM
Hi John, hope your well. :)


The advantage of retiring the Space Shuttle from service in 2010 will be that the publics' attention will no longer to drawn towards the ISS or space in general.

Do NASA plan to retire the shuttle and not replace it at all?

Won't there be some public pressure for them to continue something even if it is only a cover, or will they concentrate on unmanned probes and flights to justify their existance not only to the public but for budget hearings as well?

johnlear
03-24-2008, 07:00 PM
Won't there be some public pressure for them to continue something even if it is only a cover, or will they concentrate on unmanned probes and flights to justify their existance not only to the public but for budget hearings as well?

The public plan is to replace the Shuttle with Aries I and V to be operational by 2012. The secret plan is to retire the Shuttle and then engineer both technical and funding delays for the Aries Program so that it probably will never fly.

Included in that plan is probably a psyop to make the public completely forget about space while they (the public) try and figure out how to pay for $25/gallon at the pump gasoline.

mojo
03-24-2008, 07:22 PM
Included in that plan is probably a psyop to make the public completely forget about space while they (the public) try and figure out how to pay for $25/gallon at the pump gasoline.

lol, the bastards already have that plan well under way here.

johnlear
03-26-2008, 12:40 PM
Unconfirmed reports from NASA say that returning Shuttle Astronauts had so much extra time on their hands after preparing for their 35 minutes de-orbit burn and landing at KSC tonight that an impromptu "Square Dance" was held in the cargo bay.

With a Doo See Doo, Allemande Left and an Allemande right the Shuttle Astronauts dressed in traditional western garb, including genuine cowboy hats for the guys and bonnets for the girls, danced the night away to songs such as "I Want to be a Cowboy's Sweetheart by the HiJinks (copyright Patsy Montana).

Although alcohol is strictly forbidden on the Space Shuttle at least half of the Astronauts missed the wake up call for exercise bike peddling and gum drop popping for the cameras this morning.

mojo
03-28-2008, 06:40 PM
Hahaha.

That made me think.

The Hatfields and the McCoys go to space.

lol.

century
03-22-2011, 06:28 PM
3144

hp
03-22-2011, 07:23 PM
Spending tax money on stuff for regular people is such a waste.

Pam
03-22-2011, 09:04 PM
Hahahahaha.... Century and his wonderful bumps.

I thought this was a new thread.

13erk0witz
03-22-2011, 09:05 PM
what does he look like?

http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/Artists/W/Williams_Harland/2008/04/19/harland.jpg

?

Pam
03-22-2011, 09:13 PM
Not impressed?

Lexion
03-22-2011, 11:09 PM
Tom Beardon (http://www.cheniere.org/books/ferdelance/intro.htm)

I fucking hate the guy.

Enjoy.

anarch
03-23-2011, 03:55 AM
random bump for the darma... WTF just happened? where did the butlincatgo?

Lexion
03-23-2011, 10:59 AM
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