Iori's Dreams

[Iori Komei]

Ok, well seeing as I have some er, odd dreams sometimes I figure I'll share them.

Whenever I have an interesting or weird dream, that I remember, I'll post it here and everyone can laugh, stare, vomit or whatever after/while reading about them.

[Iori Komei]

I have'nt had any dreams that I remember in the last few days, but there was one last week that really odd.


Ok, so there I am in this store (I think it served Sushi) and three weird chicks come in and demand some magicky thing (I think it was an amulet), so then the guy next to me, which turns out to be the American Dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Dragon:_Jake_Long), so anyways he knocks them out the door where there is a massive crowd of people who are all there to participate in some sort of auction.

Next thing I know I decide to look for my Hoodie in the store, then the three chicks outside using cardboard cut outs of themselves on sticks participate in the option and then someone throws a fake version of whatever it was that was being auctioned.

So after that I go outside, which has suddenly become empty, and there's this Elvira like woman, who turns out to be the three girls mother.
So, I, for some reason get in the car and she says "Try not to become part of the food chain.".

So after I get in the car starts driving down a foresty road in the dark (it's night time the entire dream) and I hear something and look in the back seat (I'm in the front passenger seat) and there's a big brown bear.
It looks at me and then says something like "Mm, you're a superior creature (food chain), don't attack me."
So I say "Uh, I don't have any intention to." and then I pet its head.
So a few minutes go by and then I whisper/ask the bear something and he agrees, and moves so he's in-between the seat area.
So then I start giving the bear a blowjob.

After about three minutes or so after that I woke up.

[mojo]

What sort of bear was it, black, brown, polar, sun, grizzly or koala?

[Iori Komei]

A brown bear or a black bear, not sure which.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
If Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he bare?