The Raunchy Question Game

[madnessinmysoul]

the game is quite simple, you answer the last question asked and then ask one of your own.

my question: If you could knock boots with anyone here on AmKon, who would it be?

[Firestar]

OMG...do you really expect people to do this MIMS?
WOW!
There is only one member here that I would even consider..and EVERYONE knows who..so does he.
My poetry kinda says it all.


Question from me now..Hmmm...
What is the kinkiest sexual act that you would ever do?

[mojo]

Orgy, 4 or 5 couples at least.


:oops:


where is the strangest place youve had sex?

[vckums]

Side of the freeway against the railing.


Kinkiest thing you've done to someone else?

[Firestar]

Side of the freeway against the railing.


Kinkiest thing you've done to someone else?

Full size vibrator, on him..not me..( I did promise never to tell..OOPPPSS!) :lol:

[Iori Komei]

You did'nt ask a question Firestar, you messed up the flow! lol
Oh well, I'll answer the first question.


If you could knock boots with anyone here on AmKon, who would it be?
Hm, well I can think of three, but I'm not telling.



What's the most public place you've ever done anyhting sexual (with or without someone else) in?

[Firestar]

You did'nt ask a question Firestar, you messed up the flow! lol
Oh well, I'll answer the first question.


If you could knock boots with anyone here on AmKon, who would it be?
Hm, well I can think of three, but I'm not telling.



What's the most public place you've ever done anyhting sexual (with or without someone else) in?
Whoops! You are correct. My bad. Ok then to answer your question..
Gave a BJ and got sex on top of the Eaton's Center..(yes rooftop) Toronto. Considering Iam afraid of heights..this was a feat in itself.
Lots of public sex..but this would be the most dynamic. The building is a huge shopping center..lots of people, and security..who caught us after the deed was done. :) Forgot too mention it was me..two guys.

New question..
Does watching animals have sex really get you horny?

[Iori Komei]

and security..who caught us after the deed was done. :) Forgot too mention it was me..two guys.


Color me impressed.



New question..
Does watching animals have sex really get you horny?

Yes, if it is two male animals, and preferably one being human and the other being a Dog, Horse, Mule, Donkey or other large animal.


How many people would you consider being with at once?

[Firestar]

"How many people would you consider being with at once?"

That depends..on whether there is another female present..or not.
Two guys is a lot to handle..but if it were three guys, and another female...I do it in a heartbeat.


Which famous person would you love to spend an intimate (your own opinion of intimate) with?

[Oblivion]

Which famous person would you love to spend an intimate (your own opinion of intimate) with?

alecia silverstone.
she can turn me vegan anyday :D

http://users.esc.net.au/~oblivion/rc-racing/pictures/temp/peta5.jpg

do you suffer from vestaphobia?

[Firestar]

Judging by the amount of clothes I have in my closet and I can't seem to stop shopping..I would have to say enthusiastically..YES!


What is the most disgusting thought you ever had about someone of the opposite sex?

[vckums]

Most disgusting? Hmmm....Hope he's fast. LOL Guy was nice, just sucked at sex.


If you could get away with cheating, would you?

[Firestar]

Most disgusting? Hmmm....Hope he's fast. LOL Guy was nice, just sucked at sex.


If you could get away with cheating, would you?

Many variables there vckums. If the desire was there to cheat then there really is no relationship in the first place.However, that being said..YES I would..because I have.

What is the strangest sex toy you have ever seen? (Not your taser there vckums..:) )

[madnessinmysoul]

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What is the strangest sex toy you have ever seen? (Not your taser there vckums..:) )

hello kitty vibrator

just creeps me out

have/would you ever had sex in an area typically reserved for children? (playground, school etc....when the kids aren't around, obviously)

[Iori Komei]

have/would you ever had sex in an area typically reserved for children? (playground, school etc....when the kids aren't around, obviously)

Yes, yes I would.
Depending on the age I might be willing to do it with people there to.


What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy (thought of if you never have) that was not meant to be one?

[Alessandra]

What's the weirdest thing you've used as a sex toy (thought of if you never have) that was not meant to be one?

Nothing! lol

Question:

Are you into 'weird' or 'off beat' stuff? (i.e. s&m, bloodplay, rping etc)

[vckums]

Nothing like that..


Ever thought about someone else while having sex?

[Alessandra]

Ever thought about someone else while having sex?

Can't really say that I have.

Have you ever 'cybered' ?

[vckums]

Ehh tried, wasn't doing anything for me. I want skin.


What do you enjoy the most?

[Alessandra]

what are we talkign about? position? foreplay? what :P

[Lexion]

What do you enjoy the most?

Toss up. Strippers or an
8-ball of coke.

Q~

Spit or swallow ?

Regards,
Lex

[Iori Komei]

Swallow.
I do my own, I don't see what the difference of another's is.


Cunnilingus or toe sucking?

[Lexion]

Cunnilingus sounds so....

wrong.

I prefer carpet munching.

I ADORE a big clit.


/drool

Regards,
Lex

Oh...question.

Toss teh salad, or no ?

[Iori Komei]

Yes.
(Receive and give)



Threesome or fourseom (with whatever other genders you want)?

[Lexion]

Threesome.

Foursome generally ends
up as couples.

~Q

Backseat, or frontseat ?

Regards,
Lex

[Iori Komei]

Backseat, more room.


Anal/Vaginal or Oral?

[Lexion]

Prefer to recieve oral.

Ass tickle is welcome.

(I'm in the chat, atm)

~Q

Ventrilo, or TeamSpeak ?

Regards,
Lex

[Alessandra]

Ventrilo :lol:


Whats your favorite condom type?

[Iori Komei]

I don't know the name, but the ones that are shaped like aliens that glow in the dark.


Bareback (barefront to I guess) or not?

[Alessandra]

I'd prefer to be protected tyvm....there were some really nice warming condoms....they be niiiice :) lmfao

Music during the act: yea or Nay?

[Iori Komei]

No.
That reminds me, I hate those amateur porn videos that have music in them, it's just so stupid, especially when they dos trip routines.


Nine inches or three inches?

[Alessandra]

oh lord, neither. Can I plz have 5-6 lol.

Do you talk during sex or is it just grunting? lol

[Iori Komei]

oh lord, neither. Can I plz have 5-6 lol.

Do you talk during sex or is it just grunting? lol

Well, since I don't have sex, I don't know, but from other things, I'd say neither, I don't make any noises, indeed I could pull a Bill Clinton quite easily.


Edible Panties or Edible Bra?

[Firestar]

"Edible panties or edible bra"
Hell why wear either? just go for the big prize right from the get go...

When you fantasize about sex..what song would you have playing in the background?

[Iori Komei]

None.
Sex+Music=No for me.


Blowing John McCain or having Sex with Barack Obama?

[Alessandra]

None.
Sex+Music=No for me.


Blowing John McCain or having Sex with Barack Obama?

Sex with obama i guess... *shudders* mccain... ;_;

ah, top or bottom?

[Iori Komei]

ah, top or bottom?

Top, bottom, sideways and whatever other direction I forgot.



Phone sex or Cybering?

[vckums]

Both are lame so neither.

lotions or fruit?

[madnessinmysoul]

Both are lame so neither.

lotions or fruit?

fruit scented lotions and fruit afterwards (to replenish fluids)

have you skinny dipped?

[vckums]

Yes.

Would you let Mojo join you in the act? (thought I'd twist it up a bit LOL)

[Iori Komei]

Yes, though I don't think mojo would be that interested when there are no women involved.


Would you ever participate in bestiality?

[Bitchkoma]

Would you ever participate in bestiality?

Wahahahah! Siapa yang nak main dengan anjing laut ini? Aku bersedia. :twisted:

[Iori Komei]

Wahahahah! Siapa yang nak main dengan anjing laut ini? Aku bersedia. :twisted:

In English?
I don't know about everyone else, but I don't speak Malaysian, Indoneasian, Thainese or generally any Asiatic language.



George W. Bush or Bill Clinton, which one would you rather have hot wild sex with?

[Bitchkoma]

Tak nak! :geek:

[Firestar]

TIME FOR A THREAD REVIVAL. Yes..because Iam perverted and enquiring minds want to know this shit OK?
So..
Anyone ever been offered money for their unwashed undergarments?

[Iamsix]

Uhhhh....No


Ok....How many toys and of what variety do you own?

[Boondock]

Uhhhh....No


Ok....How many toys and of what variety do you own?

we have a vibrator that i use to go to work on the wife with...my meds make it hard for me to get a woodrow sometimes and i need help going to work on mama....it's purple and takes a triple A battery

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

MOFO, you supposed to leave a question...so I'll the answer the last one...



Ok....How many toys and of what variety do you own?

None, thanks.

Where's the weirdest place you ever got caught in the act?

[Iori Komei]

Well since I don't have sex, I've never been caught doing it.
I've never been caught masturbating either, though I guess the oddest place I could have been would have been in the school computer lab.


This question will differ based on gender;
M: Have you ever put a rubber band around your ball sac before masturbating and/or having sex?
F: Have you ever had a male put a rubber band around their ball sac before sex or before masturbating in front of you?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Rubber band on the ball sack? No way, it'd get caught in the pubes!

Wouldn't it?

Tried it once on my cock but regretted it. Seriously regretted it. Ouch!

What's the strangest thing about a partner you ever learned after it was too late to turn back.

[Iori Komei]

What's the strangest thing about a partner you ever learned after it was too late to turn back.

Honey, nothing is strange to me.
Though my societal standards proabably that they were into ahem younger boys..


Ever tried S&M?

[Boondock]

Well since I don't have sex, I've never been caught doing it.
I've never been caught masturbating either, though I guess the oddest place I could have been would have been in the school computer lab.


This question will differ based on gender;
M: Have you ever put a rubber band around your ball sac before masturbating and/or having sex?
F: Have you ever had a male put a rubber band around their ball sac before sex or before masturbating in front of you?

called a cock ring and they work wonderfully

[Iori Komei]

Grr. Boon leave a damned question. :P


What celebrity would you like to screw?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

called a cock ring and they work wonderfully

Dude! You're supposed to answer the question and then ask another! LOL!

Yeah, after the rubber band incident, I discovered why:

1) You're not supposed to use a rubber band, and

2) Why cock rings have a quick release...LOL!




What's the strangest thing about a partner you ever learned after it was too late to turn back.

Honey, nothing is strange to me.

Of that, Iori, I'm quite sure. :D LOL!




Though my societal standards proabably that they were into ahem younger boys..


Ever tried S&M?

I was tied up once...no whips and chains though.

As for your next question:





What celebrity would you like to screw?


Rachael Ray, she's just so damn perky! (and I'll bet she tastes so damn good!!)

Same question, (is that allowed?)

"What celebrity would you like to screw?"

[Iori Komei]

Well no one has said you can't ask the same question, so I suppose so.

Male: Bill Kaulitz
Female: Jewel Staite


What's the kinkiest thing you would try?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Bill Kaulitz? He's just slightly andro, no? :D I can see why you'd be attracted to him.

Oh yeah! Jewel Staite! She's a cutie!

Hmmm....To answer the question: To take part in an exhibitionistic orgy with attractive and like-minded free spirits, staged outdoors in the desert after dark by fire light, for an appreciative audience of the same, that would be free to join in.

Complete with music ranging from soothing to frenzied, depending on the group mood, (guess there'd have to be a dj, too) and catering of anything anyone desired.

With a cool, spring fed pool close at hand to refresh and revive.

That's kind of kinky I suppose, but more of a fantasy I guess.

First, though, I'm gonna have to do some sit ups. LOL!



Ever gone out in drag?

[Iori Komei]

That definately is detailed, not that that's bad.

And I like Kaulitz because he dresses in visual kei styles.




Ever gone out in drag?
Does Halloween count?
I dressed up as a Geisha and went to school during Halloween of Senior year of High School two years ago.



How many people have you slept with?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Got talked into going to Rocky Horror in drag once by some girls in the drama dept, they were much more excited about dressing me up than I was, heh.

Got laid that night, though...she never did get that dress back...LOL!



How many people have you slept with?

I presume you mean engaged in sexual activity of some kind, right?

Still, not sure, I've never been very promiscuous, always preferred "stable" long term relationships, but, if I had to guess, somewhere between ten and twenty-four.



A friend with "benefits," good or bad?

[Iori Komei]

Depends really.
If you're just friends for the benefits, then it's not that bad.
However if you're friends and it develops then it could turn out bad.


Ever had sex with an inanimate object that was'nt a sex toy?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Ever had sex with an inanimate object that was'nt a sex toy?

Um...a sock! LOL!



Ever had anonymous sex?

[Steve-o]

Ever had anonymous sex?


Nope :lol:


Umm ... as for my question ......

Name one member of AMkon that you'd consider "doin' " ??

[Iori Komei]

Name one member of AMkon that you'd consider "doin' " ??

Hm, I'm not sure I want to answer that.
Umm mojo I guess.



Have you ever used a stuffed animal to get off?

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Is that another question about Mojo?

Yeah... I love me some care bear action!

Ever had a happy ending?

Fox

[Cobzz]

Nope.

How many times do you masturbate a day? Do you search for new techniques over the internet and try them out? Get bored an randomly look at erm, 'world records'? How much porn do you have?

[Boondock]

Nope.

How many times do you masturbate a day? Do you search for new techniques over the internet and try them out? Get bored an randomly look at erm, 'world records'? How much porn do you have?

no times a day since the new meds but i coulda been counted on as a once a day sorta dude...never used any special techniques...when i got bored though i used my left hand and called it the stranger....
i don't have any pron but i go to a couple free sites here and there to see some fwappage

[Boondock]

ever felch...either the felcher or the felchee?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

*retch*

Uh...no.

Ever dress up and role play?

[Iori Komei]

Ever dress up and role play?

Nope.



Ever tossed someones salad?

[Steve-o]

Nope :lol:


Have ya ever had dreams of screwing someone other than your lov'd one ???

[Iori Komei]

Have ya ever had dreams of screwing someone other than your lov'd one ???

Don't have a 'loved one', so it does'nt much count, but Ive had dreams where I've done things with various people, including tying a guy up on a spinny wheel (like on wheel of fortune) with him in nothing but a gag, blindfold and a leather speedo.



Ever considered having relations with a (large) animal?

[skunk]

Depends on what the term "large" means. Would sticking a gerbil up your ass count?

If yes, then the answer is no.


Ever suck dick for crack?

[Steve-o]

Hahaha ..... ya must of had some fun with that guy bro ;) :lol: .

I've had dreams with ... ummmm ..... VQ :oops: ..... one of 'em was " secret agent style " :lol: ... she's gonnaa kill me for sayin' this :oops: .


Um ...... large animals .... nope ..... but if I did go that way ..... a cow or somethin' :lol: .




My Question :


Have ya ever been caught masturbating ??

[skunk]

I've been caught many times. By who...well that's another story.

Since no one answered my last question,

Ever suck dick for crack?

[Iori Komei]

No, I'm altruistic, I don't want anything in return normally. :P


Have you ever fingered yourself?

[Steve-o]

Nope ... no finger up bun hole :lol: .



Ummm .... Have ya every masturbated while you were on the phone talkin' to ya GF or BF ??

[Iori Komei]

Ummm .... Have ya every masturbated while you were on the phone talkin' to ya GF or BF ??

Nope. I hate phones and never use them.


How often (if at all) do you have cybersex?

[skunk]

Sometimes with the girlfriend, but very rarely. We're typically in the same room :D .


Have you ever shit yourself in public?

[Steve-o]

Ummmm ..... before my relationship with VQ ... I used to chat with a certain member of some other site .. and we kinda typed crazy/freaky stuff to each other for a while .




Have ya ever touch'd yourself in public ... and if so ... where ??

[Iori Komei]

Have ya ever touch'd yourself in public ... and if so ... where ??

Yes.
Jerked-off but did'nt come in a school computer lab (no porn), and masturbated and came in school bathroom.
I've also jerked of outside a few times, only in the early morning or late at night though.
Oh, when I was little I rubbed myself through my shorts in a hot tub once I guess that counts.



How much would it take for you to sell yourself for a night IE prostitution?

[Steve-o]

I'd never sell myself for cash ..... maybe it's 'cause I have soooo much pride .... but I could just paint or draw somethin' if I were ever in need of $$ .


Would you ever consider fuckin' an alien ....... it could be male or female ???

[skunk]

Sure I'd consider it, if they were a really hot "nordic" type maybe. Not a grey or reptilian. They're ugly. Sorry.


This is for the ladies: Have you ever queefed in public?

For the fellas: Have you ever farted in a crowded place?

[Steve-o]

Hahaha .... I was considerin' a Nordic Chick as well bro :lol:


Ummmm ... as for your question .... yep .... several times :oops:





Have ya ever put your "rooster " in a thick tube or any other hole-like area ??

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Any "hole-like" area?

Hell yeah!

Lots of times, but it was a hole, the holiest of holies!

Created for that divine purpose!


Having been propositioned by a member of the same sex, how did you handle it?

lol!

[skunk]

Back off brother, I don't swing that way.


Hypothetically speaking you had a girlfriend/boyfriend (depending how you lean) would you be down swinging with someone else (or a couple?).

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Only if we're all well acquainted and there were no surprises, it you know what I mean! lol


Ever let someone else watch while you were doing it with your significant other?

[donno]

Ever let someone else watch while you were doing it with your significant other?
Doesn't apply to me but the thought of it doesnt exactly get me off. So I would say no.

Whats the weirdest porn you've ever seen?

[Boondock]

Whats the weirdest porn you've ever seen?


goatse


look it up...google image search. filter off

[skunk]

ew goatse.cx gross...I know kids who would put that on their computer and walk away so everyone else could see it.

DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK UNLESS YOU WANT TO THROW UP

[Iori Komei]

Since no one asked a question, I'll answer the weird porn one.

The weirdest porn I've ever seen, well I guess it depends on your definition of weird, but I suppose it would either be a guy wearing nothing but a huge coat being screwed by a rottweiler, a 12 year old screwing a 20 year old (I did'nt see it on purpose) or a guy in a gas mask masturbating while sticking a bottle in his ass.


Have you ever gotten off to 'illegal' porn?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Have you ever gotten off to 'illegal' porn?

Define "illegal." lol!

Means different things in different localities to different ages.

With that in mind, way back in the day, they actually showed X-rated features at the local drive-in.

Saw parts, (heh!) of Andy Warhol's Frankenstein from over the fence before I was old enough to legally view it.

But I didn't get off, so, no.



Ever done any porn?

[the titan]

Ever done any porn?


Homemade, yes. It is great.

What is the kinkiest thing you have done during sex?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Banging the girlfriend across the hood of the car under the moonlight, no wait; doing her in the middle of the road, no wait; as my girlfriend blew me, we let her girl friend watch from the loft, no wait; on a hill top in the great outdoors, me slamming JJ's wet wild pussy, (a wild & crazy black chick,) while she sucked the chrome off my bro's knob, no wait; playing strip poker with two sixteen year-old hotties, my bro Chris, JJ, and Mikey the gay dude. Once we all got naked my bro and I took turns boning JJ on the table (she was a hottie too!) while the gay dude served as fluffer, and the two sixteen year old hotties watched us going at it, giggling and serving as perky, untouchable eye candy.

The four of us (Chris, Mikey, JJ, and me) vowed to never party with anyone under eighteen again.

As the saying goes, "How come I keep getting older but all the hotties stay the same age?"

But, yeah, that was it! :D



Ever been stalked by an ex-lay 'cause you were so damn good?

[Iori Komei]

Ever been stalked by an ex-lay 'cause you were so damn good?

No, but I'd like to think it's possible.


Ever used a gloryhole?
(Gloryhole being a hole in a bathroom stall you stick your dick into to get a hand-job, blown or to fuck someone that is in the next stall.)

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

No, but the Whitest Kids U know have been there:

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Ever been the glory hole?

[skunk]

ahahahahahaha no


Damn goos you've had some wild times.

Ever done a 7-10 split?

The 7-10 Split

So a girl is getting double penetrated in both holes (quadruple penetrated).

The piece of skin between the vagina and asshole rip open. The 2 holes are now connected.

That's the 7-10 SPLIT.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

You really like that joke don't you? :D


No, can't say I have.


Ever done your dear in the woods?

No, wait, I mean an actual deer in the woods:

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[skunk]

Not in a long time. Wild animals just aren't my thing anymore, I'm getting too old.


Have you ever bum fucked a bear?

(DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?)


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[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Why, do you have "hands on" experience? LOL!

No.

Have you ever "jerked off" at your place of employment?

o]BkgMbU-we1o&hl=eno]

[Iori Komei]

Never been employed, so no.
Have at school though, since I suppose that could count if your profession is 'student'.


Would you consider having sex with a dog?

[Alessandra]

fuck no.

More than 1 partner at the same time?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Been there, done that...

Oh wait, no, technically, we took turns...

In public?

[vckums]

Yes a bridge.


Ever use something that wasn't intended to be used for a sex toy?

[Lexion]

Pizza dough.

Ever attempted to repair
something you know
nothing about ?

(relationships are immune)

Regards,
Lex

[WarlordZeroOne]

the game is quite simple, you answer the last question asked and then ask one of your own.

my question: If you could knock boots with anyone here on AmKon, who would it be?
That person would be "Fuckknows" because this person is the smartest in everything and has got every answer in the world to everything "Fuckknows" you know its true how many times have you said and all of your friends have said "Fuckknows" thats the person i would like to knock boots with. :?:
My Question is: is this game Raunchy if it is what has someones boots on AmKon got to do with being Raunchy :?:

[pack3tg0st]

http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/Image/Boot_Dildo.jpg

oh fuk, I don't have a question...

O wait

What the fuck?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

No fuckin' way!

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Would you finger fuck a chicken?

[Eyeforalie]

Yes.

Would you let The Coronal chicken-fuck you?

[pack3tg0st]

Only if he does it "spicy". Original is lame...

Would you rather slide headfirst down a slip and slide covered with diarrhea or bathe in a bathtub full of vomit?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Slip N Slide in diarrhea, but *only* if it came from Pamela Anderson's ass:

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Would you:

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[skunk]

Only if it was your mom goos:

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Would you do my mom?

[guinnessford]

Need a pic, but probably.

Would you go down on your partner while dropping the kids off?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Only if she was driving, but remember: [spoiler:25zbreva][attachment=1:25zbreva]fuck_3.gif[/attachment:25zbreva][/spoiler:25zbreva]

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[guinnessford]

hell ya!

just for the fun of it.

Would you fuck anna nicoles corpse?

[pack3tg0st]

Not anymore... not fresh enough...

WARNING!!!! The spoiler can be disturbing to some people... no shit... don't click unless you want to see what "fresh" means... (no gore, but still from autopsy... no joke)

[spoiler:3jpnmj70]edit: On second thought... its in terribly poor taste... IM me if you wanna see a dead anna nicole...[/spoiler:3jpnmj70]

Besides getting caught, what would you have done different than jack the ripper?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Instead of whores, would have focused on the royal family...

Would you fuck Rush Limbaugh?

[pack3tg0st]

Only if you hold back the fat rolls for me... He is a pretty big guy...

Are you giving him the handjob while I do the deed?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I'll use the[spoiler:7krausnk][attachment=2:7krausnk]dj0261-01.jpg[/attachment:7krausnk][/spoiler:7krausnk]

but only if you use the[spoiler:7krausnk][attachment=1:7krausnk]Boot_Dildo.jpg[/attachment:7krausnk][/spoiler:7krausnk]

So [spoiler:7krausnk][attachment=0:7krausnk]fuck_21.gif[/attachment:7krausnk][/spoiler:7krausnk]

[pack3tg0st]

Ha! I married her! so just a few days ago.. (oh god.. lets hope she doesn't get an AMKON login lol)

Is it difficult to hide your homosexual behavior from others? :P

(LOL this is better than an "yo momma" contest! LOL)

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Who cares?

If you got it, flaunt it honey!

The more who'll suck my dick, the merrier..

Oh no he didn't!

I'll bet he did...did you?

[pack3tg0st]

Its only gay if you're the one sucking or catching... other than that... you can pretend its a chick :P

[spoiler:37g6ejyk]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BbbW4nFN_S8/SKsE_f7UaEI/AAAAAAAAHRI/-ucZUMt-taU/s400/cp3.jpg[/spoiler:37g6ejyk]

If she's only been my stepsister since I was 13... is it ok?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Is that Vin Diesel and Tim Curry?

Who'd thunk it?

According to my progressive friend, lonely normally straight Mexican men who get drunk together may wind up pumping each other.

Here's the funny thing; the pitcher is considered the gay one because he's got to get it up.

Whatever...

Is she hot?

Have you?

Would your old lady join in?

[pack3tg0st]

She's not bad... No I haven't, and my o'l lady is Bi, so she might be willing...

did that topical cream work on those genital warts?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Yea, thanks.

But I think you were lying when you said the best way to apply it to my cawk was to squeeze the tube up your ass.

-

If, when you're both high, your "best" friend would rather read a book than carry a conversation with you when you stop at a restaurant, is it okay to fuck your GF in front of him later and not let him have any?

'Cause he got pissed and broke off the friendship...

[WarlordZeroOne]

Hi Captain, i like how you tick but you have just KILLED this Raunchy Question game,so c'mon ask us all another question i am sure Mojo won't mind.

[pack3tg0st]

lol I think it was a collaborative effort between me and goos lol

[WarlordZeroOne]

Well that sucks so in a collaborative way ask another Question i like this game,how about i say please.

[pack3tg0st]

If, when you're both high, your "best" friend would rather read a book than carry a conversation with you when you stop at a restaurant, is it okay to fuck your GF in front of him later and not let him have any?

as long as you let him wank while you're doing it... I would imagine its ok :P

why didn't you let him have any?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I was punishing her...it's a long story.

But the way it worked out, they both got their due.

She was a cunt and he was a jackass; life's too short.

Killed it?

If it's still fresh, would you, should you?

[Lexion]

You should.

Never waste an opportunity.

If it smells, eat it ?

[pack3tg0st]

sure, why not! as long as it doesn't look like your pulling apart a warm quesadilla you'll be fine!

Got Milk?

[Lexion]

Lost my milk in some chicks ass.

Use a straw ?

[pack3tg0st]

[spoiler:eobgzd0a]http://www.gone-ta-pott.com/800px-Crazy_straw.jpg[/spoiler:eobgzd0a]

Oh yah...

care to share?

[spoiler:eobgzd0a]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/2805218228_b5438353a4.jpg?v=0[/spoiler:eobgzd0a]

[WarlordZeroOne]

Thats a complicated straw Just use the penis i feel thats a tasty morsal for the chicks and hens.

[RubyRocket]

Lost my milk in some chicks ass.

Use a straw ?
best way IMHO.
*thread hump..ooppps, I mean BUMP

[Ima Sock]

Alex, what is Felching for a thousand?

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Overpriced?

Fox

[Watcher-In-The-Shadows]

Then why do you enjoy doing it so much?

[Lexion]

Because he's in Hong Kong .

Your excuse ?

[Watcher-In-The-Shadows]

Are you confusing me with you again?

[Lexion]

Not at all, my dress is on backwards.

Your excuse ?

[elrayo]

Turnips..Turnips...get yer red hot turnips

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I have a question for all the white ladies.

Have you ever sucked a black cock? Well, have ya?

[Lexion]

nigger

Get it ?

[Alessandra]

I have a question for all the white ladies.

Have you ever sucked a black cock? Well, have ya?

I'm not racist, but No. Sure haven't.

question to LI: From all that flubbing I hear going on over there, you busy sucking Lex's cock?

[Lexion]

He is.

Wanna help ?

[Alessandra]

Sorry, your cock's been tainted by asshole.

[century]

Sorry, your cock's been tainted by asshole.



mine isnt :p

[Lexion]

LI uses enema's.

My cock is clean.

[Alessandra]

:lol: at both of you.

Clean ones are always good. I meant, Lex, that he touched yours. Now its tainted.

[Lexion]

It's still a sweet peach colour.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I'm not racist, but No. Sure haven't.

If you aren't racist then why did you have to mention it? Huh..huh.,..huh...?


question to LI: From all that flubbing I hear going on over there, you busy sucking Lex's cock?

Fuck outta here with your homoerotic fantasies bitch.

[Snow Crash]

'dances naked through the thread'

[Alessandra]

If you aren't racist then why did you have to mention it? Huh..huh.,..huh...?



Fuck outta here with your homoerotic fantasies bitch.

you know, I have to admit that I like Yaoi.

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs47/300W/f/2009/179/9/9/First_Kiss__by_YazooPower.jpg
Hot.

[Lexion]

'dances naked through the thread'

Grabs Snow's hands and listens
to Sinatra !!!

[Alessandra]

OH JESUS CHRIST LEX :lol:

[Lexion]

Ok.

I just threw up a bit.

[Alessandra]

:D I've got worse, btw.

[anarch]

Are you the person in the goatse pic?

[Jackinthebox]

Is a shit caked chorizo out of line here?

[Raptor Jesus]

Is a shit caked chorizo out of line here?

No...

Sorry if this has been asked:

HAve you evar tried to suck your own dick?

[guinnessford]

nope.

might try now, though.

ever been/given head while shitting?

[skunk]

According to my progressive friend, lonely normally straight Mexican men who get drunk together may wind up pumping each other.

Here's the funny thing; the pitcher is considered the gay one because he's got to get it up.

Whatever...

Bumped because it's hilarious.

[guinnessford]

lonely landscrapers, huh?

[anarch]

nope.

might try now, though.

ever been/given head while shitting?



No

Have you ever jacked off on all three a plane train and automobile?

[skunk]

I don't believe I've fapped on a plane or train, don't use either form of transportation very much at all.

Have you been fingering a girl, and then pull your finger out to realize its covered in period blood?

[Paroxysm]

When you pulled your finger out, did you lick it clean and then ask her if you could help yourself to seconds?

[Lexion]

Ate a girl, and came up bloodied.

I have the patch.

I've fingered a girl in a planetarium.

That was cool.

[skunk]

You're supposed to respond to the last question, and then ask a new one lol.

Parox, no, once I realized what it was (I smelled it) I went inside immediately to wash my hands off. Oh did I mention I was fingering her outside her parents house in my car?

[Paroxysm]

There are nutrients like Iron and Vitamin-A in that stuff.


Starving third world children are face-palming over your wastefulness.

[Silver Star]

I don't believe I've fapped on a plane or train, don't use either form of transportation very much at all.

Have you been fingering a girl, and then pull your finger out to realize its covered in period blood?

No, but once I was having sex with a girl and I noticed there was a 'tide mark' of period blood toward the hilt of my sausage.

Would you sleep with an animal to save your best friends life?

[Red Skare]

YES! well it depends, wild or domestiated? Good dog or bad dog?

Have you ever ruined christmas for more than one family in a drug induced rage?

[LaResistencia]

Can't say that I have.

Ever got cum in your eye?

[TheSyndicate]

Once, while fapping in just the right position after a (involuntary) prolonged period of abstinence

Ever fapped too much and rubbed a sore spot on your cock?

[egg]

Once, while fapping in just the right position after a (involuntary) prolonged period of abstinence

Ever fapped too much and rubbed a sore spot on your cock?

Of course, I was a teenager. I played with my cock more than most kids play with their x-box.

Ever get caught fapping?

[LaResistencia]

lol
Not, fapping, but shikking, yes. By my mom! I think it was number 1 on my top 5 most embarrassing things that ever happened to me.

Most embarrassing sexual moment for you?

[egg]

I guess, getting caught masturbating by Jen in the sleep away camp I was life guarding at.

Favorite sexual position?

[Pam]

Glancing over to the doorway and seeing my 2 year old son (at the time) standing there looking at me and not having a clue how long he was there for (he was supposed to be asleep)

Have you ever partner swapped?


Edit: This reply was to LaR :)

[LaResistencia]

I guess, getting caught masturbating by Jen in the sleep away camp I was life guarding at.

Favorite sexual position?
Reverse cowgirl.


Have you ever partner swapped?

[Pam]

Yes but chickened out at the moment of truth.... :lol:

(For a man) Have you ever cross dressed?

[egg]

Never partner swapped.

I've put on chick's clothes for ex girlfriends.

Ever been with multiple partners at the same time?

[LaResistencia]

Once in high school as a favor to my friend and her boyfriend.

Have you ever walked in on your parents?

[Lexion]

Yeah.

They started dinner without me.

Fuckers.

Ever tossed salad ?

[13erk0witz]

yes and it had peanuts & corn in it so it had a nice texture.

Did you ever masterbate to scrambled porn?

[Lexion]

Yeah.

About 10 minutes in, I figured out
it was gay pr0n.

I finished, anyway.

Ever shoot on a chick that was sleeping ?

[skunk]

Spooged on her while she was sleeping? Never ;)

Have you ever jacked off in a cup for a long time, and then dump the cum you've stored for months on someone's face?

























Neither have I, but someone in my hometown supposedly did

[Ozfactor]

Gag reflex. Thanks for the visual Skunk.

[Lexion]

Gag reflex. Thanks for the visual Skunk.

Was gonna ask if you deepthroat.

Guess you answered that.

[Ozfactor]

Was gonna ask if you deepthroat.

Guess you answered that.

Fuck off. I think erkowitz is posting pictures of your ass.

[Lexion]

Ever posted pics of yours ?

[13erk0witz]

Ever posted pics of yours ?


Let me check. I need to find Jedi's photo album too.

[Ozfactor]

Ever posted pics of yours ?

If erkowitz finds my boobs, he'll find the ass too.

[Pam]

:jaw:

That is not a pretty image!

[Lexion]

If erkowitz finds my boobs, he'll find the ass too.

This is so full of win.

[13erk0witz]

2347

[Lexion]

2347

My LORD !!!!!

Look at the shitter on that critter !

[LaResistencia]

Have you ever jacked off in a cup for a long time, and then dump the cum you've stored for months on someone's face?
I knew someone who sorta did that. But, he didn't put it on anyone. He was trying to get into the Guiness book of records by filling a giant water cooler jug completely with his jizz. I told him Guiness would never put that into their book because kids read it and stuff, but he was still doing it when we graduated.

Do you like the taste of your own nether juices/jizz?

[13erk0witz]

Not since the surgery

Have you ever participated in a blumpkin?

[LaResistencia]

No way, my husband has the smelliest poop ever.....I would totally gag and then barf on his cock.

How old were you when you had your first orgasm?

[Moose]

Nocturnal emission 13

What's the craziest place you've had sex? me = The middle of field, at Memorial Stadium University of Illinois, Champain-Urbana, Illinois. See where the "I" is in the pic below.

http://www.athletics.illinois.edu/facilities/facilities/memorial/images/gallery01.jpg

[LaResistencia]

What's the craziest place you've had sex?
Wow, pretty wild, Moose. Were there people around?
For me, it was under a blanket in the bleachers at Candlestick Park at a Christian concert on my 17th birthday. I wore a skirt on purpose that day. ;)

What is your lifetime record of orgasms in a 24 hour period?

[pigswillfly]

How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Don't know exactly but it was while reading the sex scene in "Jaws". I didn't know WTF just happened but I read it again .. and again.

[Lexion]

That's hot.

[LaResistencia]

Wow, pigs that is awesome.

You're supposed to ask a question after you answer one, BTW.

[Lexion]

Can you deep-throat ?

[pigswillfly]

Oh, ok, sorry. Ummn, "If you could have sex with a fantasy figure, who would it be?" A. Probably Legolas the elf.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/fishmerised/leg14.jpg

[Lexion]

:facepalm:

[pigswillfly]

Can you deep-throat ?

Not telling.

[Lexion]

That means "no".

[pigswillfly]

:facepalm:

Yeah, well at least he's not some muscle bound moron with no brains.

Just think, the optimum combination of youth, virility, experience and wisdom - trust me - I've given it plenty of thought. :D

[pigswillfly]

That means "no".

I'm not biting. No pun intended.

[Lexion]

Again.

That means "no".

[LaResistencia]

Oh, ok, sorry. Ummn, "If you could have sex with a fantasy figure, who would it be?" A. Probably Legolas the elf.
There was this romance novel I read once with a faerie in it. His character was so hot and great in the sack. He looked like Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants because there were no pictures in the novel. Hehehe. I think all the guys in fantasy movies look like pussies.

What is the most painful thing that you've ever experienced during sex (besides getting your cherry popped)?

[Lexion]

What is the most painful thing that you've ever experienced during sex (besides getting your cherry popped)?

Getting head, while she had an epileptic fit.

You ?

[Dog Fish Boy]

So, does it have to be painful, while you are actually having the sex, or can we count the pain from the herpes...which was slightly delayed ...

(This question also touches on my line of bumpersticker products...I roll out new slogans five at a time...and the next batch includes
IS IT NORMAL TO CRY AFTER SEX ?...)

[Lexion]

Only if you don't swallow.

[Dog Fish Boy]

Wow, I've been nursing that slogan for months (I have like 1000 notebook pages of such)...and it took you mere seconds to render it "asked-and-answered"... hmmm...
good call...

[LaResistencia]

So what is the next question?

[Lexion]

Do you deep-throat ?

[LaResistencia]

Not quite. Get a little gaggy if it goes too far back.

Have you ever been involved in an orgy?

[Lexion]

Lord, have I.

You ?

[LaResistencia]

No, I can barely even pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time. LOL

Ever had sex when you/your girl was on the rag?

[Lexion]

I have red-wings.

You ?

[Set]

Honey, nothing is strange to me.
Though my societal standards proabably that they were into ahem younger boys..


Ever tried S&M?

Yep. On our wedding night my masochistic missus begged me give her nine inches of steely penis and hurt her. So I fucked her four times and blackened both her eyes.

[Ra187]

gotta leave a question there bud....

ill just respond to the previous one...

I also have redwings......

whats the biggest object you have ever seen used on a women??