AmKon Trivia Challenge

[Yo Mama]

I have set up a daily Trivia Challenge account here:

http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/AmKo ... 81784.html (http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/AmKon-Challenge-81784.html)

The questions change every 24 hours, and it's just for members of this site.

I thought this could be fun for us, to have a little friendly competition on a daily basis.

I will configure the game a little later, after I pick up my kids, and then let's play!

Could somebody sticky this, if it's OK with administration?

[Lexion]

If I need to register to play,
I'm out.

Sorry.

Regards,
Lex

[JiveTurkey]

I can dig it.


9/10 for today.



Fuck you question number two!



No googling whores!

[Yo Mama]

Lex, all you do is choose a username and password. That's it. Nothing else is asked of you.

[Oblivion]

argh! i could have got 10/10 but it declined one answer which WAS correct, it just wanted a stupid answer (about the dog)

the other was religious and i couldnt be fucked reading it so i just guessed (i hate religious crap)

[JiveTurkey]

argh! i could have got 10/10 but it declined one answer which WAS correct, it just wanted a stupid answer (about the dog)

the other was religious and i couldnt be fucked reading it so i just guessed (i hate religious crap)


Umm yea.....me too.


I coulda got a 10/10 if it weren't for those 7 I didn't fucking know the answer to.


Damned evil quiz beasts!



:P

[Yo Mama]

Just count your lucky stars I didn't set the questions to being all religion. :lol:

[mojo]

7/10.

not bad considering the state im in.

[Yo Mama]

What state is that? Arkansas? :lol:

[Oblivion]

What state is that? Arkansas? :lol:
i think he means inebriated :lol:

or maybe the state of confusion?

[mojo]

What state is that? Arkansas? :lol:

A state of disrepair. :D

I'm pissed, i cant get my web cam to work otherwise i'd post the 1 litre stein i'm drinking outy of.

and in about 3 hours im headin' out with a few botys to the footy and then nightclubbin'.

probablt be some chems to add to the mix as well, something ive been saving for a special occasion. yeehaw.

[Firestar]

YEEHAW!
10 outta 10 BABY!!!!
WOOHOO!

Great game idea!

[Yo Mama]

Here's yesterday's game standings:

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Edit: Oh, hell, the code won't work on the board. Sigh. You'll have to go into the game to see who won yesterday. (Hint: me)


The game has reset, play it every 24 hours.

WTG Firestar! You got me beat today.

[Firestar]

Here's yesterday's game standings:

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Edit: Oh, hell, the code won't work on the board. Sigh. You'll have to go into the game to see who won yesterday. (Hint: me)


The game has reset, play it every 24 hours.

WTG Firestar! You got me beat today.

I just got lucky is all...easy questions today.
Try ya tomorrow General...

[Alessandra]

8/10 today!

[Yo Mama]

Just over 8 hours left for today's challenge.

Be sure to play if you haven't already!

[mojo]

just made it, there was 21 minutes left on the clock. lol.

7/10 again, too many US based questions i wouldnt have a fuckin clue about, see how you guy's would go answering a question about an australian advertising campaign or an aussie beer question.
dammit.
fuck it.

*tantrum*

[Yo Mama]

Sorry, mojo. Next time I research a trivia challenge, I'll try to find something more international. :lol:

[Tetsujin]

8/10 for me today.... :x

[Lexion]

Hmm...

9 of 10 in 97 seconds.

Is that decent ?

[Firestar]

Hmm...

9 of 10 in 97 seconds.

Is that decent ?

Still didn't beat me... :lol:

[Firestar]

I got 9/10 today General...
Got stuck on the MBA question..but hey I'm Canadian, how the fuck would I know that???
Took me 127 seconds.

[Yo Mama]

I CAN change the categories. I've got it set to Mixed Bag right now.

Choices are:

Animals
Celebrities
General Knowledge
Geography
History
Hobbies
Literature
Movies
Music
People
Religion
Science and Technology
Sports
World: Australia
World: UK
World Trivia
World: Canada
World: Europe

Some of the categories have more than one difficulty level, from easy up to difficult.

I can make each day have a different category, or leave it all on mixed bag.

So, what does everyone think? Which would be the fairest categories to use?

[Firestar]

Oh honey I wasn't complaining.
I think it's set fine. I just don't have much knowledge of US sports unless it's motorsports.

[Yo Mama]

I hate sports, so those questions are always going to throw me.

Mojo was saying the questions were too US-centric, so I thought I'd throw out the options and see if we can tweak the game to suit all of us.

[Yo Mama]

LOL We have a player I don't recognize.

Is anyone here CTG? :lol:

[Alessandra]

argh, again 8/10

[mojo]

I hate sports, so those questions are always going to throw me.

Mojo was saying the questions were too US-centric, so I thought I'd throw out the options and see if we can tweak the game to suit all of us.

lol, dont worry about me General i was just making up excuses for
my poor performance.
You should hear me after sex. :D

[mojo]

Hahahahhhahahahahha....9/10........guess which one i got wrong.
:lol: the one about US colleges....how the fuck should i know.
Villanova sounds like a cinema complex. Notre Dame is a fuckin church in France isnt it.

:D

[Firestar]

Hahahahhhahahahahha....9/10........guess which one i got wrong.
:lol: the one about US colleges....how the fuck should i know.
Villanova sounds like a cinema complex. Notre Dame is a fuckin church in France isnt it.

:D

That's the same one that got me Mojo...
Notre Dame is a also a University or College in the States.
I thought there were famous for their football team though..
Oh fuck what do I know..

[Yo Mama]

Four and a half hours left in today's game, so if you haven't played yet, better get on it. :wink:

[Firestar]

Hey guys! 9/10 today..94 seconds.
Take your best shot! :lol:

[Tetsujin]

10/10 w00t! BTW I am CTG get it? I hope so... :roll:

[mojo]

10/10 for mojo. 71 seconds. Game on.

:D

[Yo Mama]

Oh, of course! Corey is CTG LMAO.

I feel so not awake. More coffee ...

[Firestar]

Aw shit you both beat me..
but I did mine real early this morning..yep..COFFEE needed here to.
Damn it all.
THIS MEANS WAR!

[mojo]

THIS MEANS WAR!

bring it on Baby!!

:D

[Alessandra]

shit yeah 10/10 in 75 seconds!

[mojo]

shit yeah 10/10 in 75 seconds!

Not quite good enough though. :)

Mwuhahahah

[Alessandra]

shit yeah 10/10 in 75 seconds!

Not quite good enough though. :)

Mwuhahahah

close enough to get me a nice cute little #2 today :)

[Firestar]

THIS MEANS WAR!

bring it on Baby!!

:D

Watch your ass there Monkey boy..Firestar is out for blood...

[Yo Mama]

Just under two hours in today's challenge. Who hasn't played today?

Don't make me name names. :twisted:

[Firestar]

9/10 today but I'm using a different mouse and I fucking hate it...
TOO DAMN SLOW!!!

[mojo]

Yeah i got 9/10 as well. Question about FDR somethin' or other, bloody yanks think the world revolves around them and the sun shinin' out there asses.

:D

I mean that in the nicest possible way. :)

[Firestar]

I fucked up on the same question Mojo...Don't feel bad you aren't alone.

[Yo Mama]

C'mon guys, it was FDR that pulled us out of the Great Depression.

I can still change the questions to science and religion. :lol:

[mojo]

C'mon guys, it was FDR that pulled us out of the Great Depression.



well he can come and pull me out of the depression im in coz i got the fuckin' question wrong then!!

btw he didnt pull us out of our depression, i thought FDR was short for Fedora.

:lol:

[Yo Mama]

American answering a question about an American president. "Us" is more than appropriate, you antipodean primate. :P

[mojo]

American answering a question about an American president. "Us" is more than appropriate, you antipodean primate. :P

You dont use a capital letter in the middle of a sentence unless its a proper noun.
Thats the Queens english, wot!!

[Yo Mama]

WTFBBQ are you talking about, mojo?

The Great Depression IS a proper noun.

And we don't speak the queen's English -- we kicked her grandpappy's sorry ass out over 200 years ago.

[mojo]

IS isn't. :lol:

[Yo Mama]

It IS when I'm using caps instead of italics to emphasize. Which, BTW, is completely acceptable netiquette..

Picky bastard, aren't you? :lol: Don't be a 'glish Nazi, mojo, I'm begging you.

[mojo]

:D





my bad.

[Yo Mama]

1 hour and 52 minutes left in today's game. Who hasn't played yet today?

[Firestar]

OK General..the sports questions are PISSING ME OFF!

GRRR!

[Yo Mama]

Me too. I'll make a custom set of questions that don't contain sports ones.

Anybody object to ditching the sports?

[mojo]

I dont mind sports as long as there not about some dead american baseball player. Sheesh.
dead presidents, baseballers, american advertising campaigns, blah blah blah.

[Iamsix]

9/10 this am.....Damn that question #3

[Yo Mama]

Well, I HATE sports, and I'm in command. So I've set up a custom set of trivia questions. it's not a huge pool, only has about 7000 questions in it.

We can give it a try for a few days, and if everyone likes it, we can keep it, or I can set it back to Mixed Bag.

Sorry about changing the questions on everyone in mid-game -- mojo, FS and six. I couldn't find a way to set it so you could play again today.

tomorrow will be the first day of the new question range for everyone. As of now, the questions have changed, so anyone taking it after this post will have different questions than the three of you who've already played today.

Sorry for the confusion. But fuck sports.

[Yo Mama]

LMAO I've created a monster!

I played the quiz I just set up and it is HARD. But at least it isn't sports.

[Tetsujin]

Dude! WTF did you do to the quiz lol. It kicked my ass hardcore! 5/10...outch.... :(

[Yo Mama]

I got 6/10 so don't feel too bad.

We can try it like this a few days, and if it's not to everyone's taste, I can tweak it again.

So, people, feedback on the new quiz questions over the next few days, please. If I get at least three "I hate it" replies, I'll work it over.

[Tetsujin]

LOL its kinda fun to have those ubber hard Qs! Its like that one day back in school when you got drunk the night before the test and forgot everything! Ah, the memories! 8)

[mojo]

I got 6/10 so don't feel too bad.

We can try it like this a few days, and if it's not to everyone's taste, I can tweak it again.

So, people, feedback on the new quiz questions over the next few days, please. If I get at least three "I hate it" replies, I'll work it over.

Harde is better, you dont want to be gettin' 8,9, 10 everyday. No challenge.
Mind you if all the US centric questions were to fuck off i wouldnt be disappointed. :D

[Iamsix]

Where the hell did those questions come from??????????? 5/10 Hey I thought there was not going to be any sports questions. I got one about baseball.

[Yo Mama]

I totally agree, mojo. This way we get to learn new stuff when we phail. :lol:

There are so many categories, that we can change it around a lot. I can put up to fifteen categories in any custom question set.

So far, so good. Anyone else have any feedback on these questions?

[vckums]

Thought there was no sports! I got asked a dumb baseball question. 4/10

[Yo Mama]

It must have been a baseball question in another category, because I put NO SPORTS. LOL

And, BK, quit yer bellyaching about "American" questions -- there were a couple European ones on today, and one that had nothing to do with Earth at all. :P

[mojo]

meh, 5/10. im improving, i should have 10/10 in 5 weeks time. :D

[vckums]

6/10 a bit better

[Yo Mama]

Is the lack of interest in the challenge today because the questions are too hard?

I can still change them -- what kind of stuff would YOU like to be included???

[mojo]

Nuts, 5/10.

[Yo Mama]

Yeah, it's a hard question pool.

[Bitchkoma]

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[Yo Mama]

Are you cheating, BK?

If so, you're on the wrong answers. :lol:

[mojo]

6/10

cant believe i got beat by a biatchkumshot.

[Yo Mama]

It happens to the best of us sometimes, mojo. :lol:

[mojo]

It happens to the best of us sometimes, mojo. :lol:

Its just when you least expect it that it gets annoying. :D

prematurebiatchkumshot. :lol:

[Bitchkoma]

Kesemua jawapan anda salah! Anda dinasihatkan pergi belah. Isap telur bapak Fendi. Jangan main-main, aku otai tahu tak? Tahu takper...

Hah! Siapa yang susah sekarang? Mereka dan keluarga mereka. Esok-esok Amerika Syarikat akan jatuh, seperti empayar-empayar jajahan di langsung hari. Ha ha ha, aku ketawakan pada dia.

Tidak mengapa. Mungkin aku merepek sahaja. Tak tahulah. Apakan daya? Nasi sudah menjadi bubur.

Sekian. Terima Kasih. Eh, tidak! Terima Kasut. Hah!

Aper-aperlah....

Segala-galanya merepek dan merapu. Jangan layan...

[Yo Mama]

Dammit! I can't find an online Malaysian translator to find out what you're saying about me behind my back to my face. Evil seal.

[Bitchkoma]

Jangan risau. Kesemuanya merepek dan merapu sahaja.

Nah, ni boleh pakai: http://www.toggletext.com/kataku_trial.php

Tapi dia terjemahkan Bahasa Indonesia jadi Bahasa Inggeris. Boleh lah... lebih kurang lah tu. Macam English orang Amerika dengan English Australia... pelat sini sana jer, basik dier sama jer..

[Bitchkoma]

Ni satu lagi. Lagi bagus.

http://www.citcat.com/

:thumleft:

[Yo Mama]

Kesemua jawapan anda salah! Anda dinasihatkan pergi belah. Isap telur bapak Fendi. Jangan main-main, aku otai tahu tak? Tahu takper...

Hah! Siapa yang susah sekarang? Mereka dan keluarga mereka. Esok-esok Amerika Syarikat akan jatuh, seperti empayar-empayar jajahan di langsung hari. Ha ha ha, aku ketawakan pada dia.

Tidak mengapa. Mungkin aku merepek sahaja. Tak tahulah. Apakan daya? Nasi sudah menjadi bubur.

Sekian. Terima Kasih. Eh, tidak! Terima Kasut. Hah!

Aper-aperlah....

Segala-galanya merepek dan merapu. Jangan layan...

Receive shoes? That's what it said. :lol:


All your answer wrong! You advise go ripping. Isap father egg Fendi. Must not play, I otai understand not? Know takper...

Ooh! Who difficult now? They and their family. Esok-esok Amerika Syarikat will fall, as empire empire colony in direct day. Eh eh eh, I laugh to him.

Never mind. Say me whine only. Do not know. What force? Cry over spilt milk.

As. Thanks. Eh, no! Receive Shoes. Ooh!

Aper-aperlah....

[Bitchkoma]

Memang pun.

[mojo]

lol, all 4/10 so far. :)

[Yo Mama]

Are you all going to just let me win today?

Where's the fun in that?

[Yo Mama]

It is REALLY hard today. Probably because of all the Australian questions.

Hint, hint Oblivion and mojo -- go play dammit.

[Yo Mama]

OK, if even Occam thinks the questions are too hard, they're too hard.

I'm going to tweak the question pool again today. So, I'd avoid playing for the next couple of hours. I'll post here once the challenge is back online.

[Yo Mama]

All righty; three of us played today, we'll just have to suck it up.

I can't see the questions until tomorrow; just saw the categories.

Let's hope this is a good fit now.

[Yo Mama]

OK I can tell by the lack of interest that the questions are too hard -- I don't like them either.

For now I'm going to put them back to the default. Maybe once we're bored of that, I'll switch it to something like Hard Religious questions. :lol:

[Yo Mama]

BTW, here is your chance to really kick my ass today -- I played on the custom questions and only got 2 right. :lol:

[JiveTurkey]

FINALLY, some normal questions haha.


Instead of "This is the latin equivalent of 'hey bitch gimme my doughnuts' "



Today, Jasn PWNS!


haha

[mojo]

aha, mojo in secnd place.




i don't mind coming second. :D

[Yo Mama]

Here are the standings for the March challenge:


14 players played during the month.

1. General Nuisance (97 points, 13 wins)
2. JasnReznick (58 points, 5 wins)
3. mojo (57 points, 3 wins)
4. Firestar (52 points, 1 wins)
5. Biatchkumshot (37 points, 1 wins)
6. VampQueen (28 points, 1 wins)
7. Chiiru (24 points, 0 wins)
8. CTG (23 points, 0 wins)
9. six (22 points, 0 wins)
10. vckums (21 points, 1 wins)


I asked and asked if you guys liked the hard questions and nobody complained. Next time, fucking complain! I would have changed it back sooner, if only everyone had been honest about hating the questions. :lol:

[Yo Mama]

Come on, peeps! I fixed the questions, and it's not all that much fun playing alone.

will no one come whip my ass today? please?

[mojo]

10/10 but you got them quicker. :)

Ya'll still the General, at least for another day.

[Yo Mama]

thanks mojo! *muah*

[mojo]

thanks mojo! *muah*

A pleasure. :D






Not going to wash that cheek for a week. ;)

[Yo Mama]

Hey, n00bs! Please come and join our trivia challenge!

http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/AmKo ... 81784.html (http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/AmKon-Challenge-81784.html)

[mojo]

9/10 in 80 seconds. :(

[Yo Mama]

I have teh POWAH!!!

[mojo]

Fortunately the page rolled over and no one knows wtf you are talking about.


:D

[Yo Mama]

Aw, hell, nobody ever seems to know what I'm talking about anyway. :lol:

[mojo]

10/10 in 77seconds, still not quick enough to dethrone the devilwoman.

[Yo Mama]

The difference is, my dear hominid, that I don't play whilst drinking. :P

[mojo]

The difference is, my dear hominid, that I don't play whilst drinking. :P

Oh.
I thought it was in the rules.

Can someone call me a taxi.

[Yo Mama]

You're a taxi. :lol:

[mojo]

You're a taxi. :lol:

Believe it or not but i saw that cab coming. :D

[Yo Mama]

Considering that joke is older than you, me, and Vckums together, I'd be surprised if you didn't. :P

[mojo]

haha


i got this especially for reply's to all the amKon babes.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/mojo4sale/13.gif

[Yo Mama]

Stop, you're making me blush like a schoolgirl.

It's not a pretty sight. :lol:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

10/10 the first time!

w00t!

I guess it's all down hill from here.

[mojo]

10/10 in 83 seconds for Da Monkey.

[Yo Mama]

Arg, my crown is in jeopardy.

[Iamsix]

10/10 93 sec...I did have a handicap...my 2 y.o. was running interference on my keyboard

[Yo Mama]

That's why I always take the challenge before the kids wake up.

I think the handicap of being half asleep without enough coffee is less onerous than the handicap of two under-sixes. :lol:

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Sweet thread General PITA. :lol:

I'll get you next time my pretty. Bwaahahahahaha.

FO

[Yo Mama]

How sweet; fresh meat. :P

[mojo]

10/10, 65 seconds. :(

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

10/10 43 seconds!! w00t!! FTW!!

[Yo Mama]

I may have to stop taking the challenge before coffee.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Sure, blame it on the coffee...:D

[Yo Mama]

I have to blame something inanimate, or else I'd blame myself.

That would never do. :P

[Iamsix]

10/10 82 seconds....getting better I am

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Shit!, read it too fast...lol!

Sneaky answers...I knew it was JFK, damnit!

[Yo Mama]

You can always blame the coffee. :P

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I don't touch the stuff...

Nope, I fucked up, plain and simple. :D

[mojo]

10/10 for the monkey again but too fucking slow.

coffee please. need to get amped.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

OI OI GN what's going on here then?

Cat on the keyboard?

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Fucking British sports question, that's what.

I don't even do American sports. :P

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I figured as much... Gotta laugh!!

May there be plenty more sports questions. hahahaha

:P

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Oh, LOL, now I see why you haz teh smugz.

Rotten limey bastard. :P

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Oh, LOL, now I see why you haz teh smugz.

Rotten limey bastard. :P

May the W00TS be upon me!!

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Oh, LOL, now I see why you haz teh smugz.

Rotten limey bastard. :P

QFT!

Perfidious former Albion-er :P

nutz!

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Baseball is for girls...

Depression, we don't read about no bloody depression...

Learn your mushrooms, moron IS the correct response!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Do I detect the poignant redolence of sour grapes?

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Do I detect the poignant redolence of sour grapes?


:beathorse:

I know it says beat horse, but I'm sure he's flogging it!!

Fox

I'll be back...

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Flogged it again for a 9!

Got the Spanish?!? Good guess!

Buggered by cool aid...

Fox

[Yo Mama]

You and the members of the People's Temple. :P

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Today, thou art mine equal.

*extends hand*

Well done!

[Yo Mama]

A tie!!?! WTF?

OK, goos, now you're starting to scare me. :lol:

[mojo]

Ooh you guys are fast.

still 10/10 again is good.

[Boondock]

go to chat mojo

[skunk]

10/10 what up

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Buwahahahahah I say!

[Yo Mama]

keep gloating, you lot, and I'll make the questions hard again. :lol:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I changed my answer three times on the hoops question, s'truth!

Good thing, too! :D

[skunk]

keep gloating, you lot, and I'll make the questions hard again. :lol:


I want a real challenge. We should be duking it out for our 10 points.

[Yo Mama]

Everybody said that last time, but the question pool was insanely hard! They mostly all lost interest and now that I have a bunch of fresh meat, I don't want to jinx it. :lol:

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Beaten by a poo flinger... that's not a nice thing to say about our Goos now is it?

hahahahaha

Fox

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

That's Señor Dirty Sanchez de los Poo Finger to you, pinche zorro!

[skunk]

Who you calling fresh meat?

Jail baiittttt.....

[Foxtrot Oscar]

And today I was buggered by a star from ER!

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one... er hold one the whole faggot thing was Greys Anatomy wasn't it?

Fox

[skunk]

shitty 6/10

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

heh heh heh! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/ats/2791.gifhttp://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/ats/2791.gifhttp://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/ats/2791.gifhttp://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/ats/2791.gifhttp://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/ats/2791.gif

[skunk]

Peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time

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[Yo Mama]

Copy and paste the code in the circled box here:

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[Bitchkoma]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/embed.jpg

What the hell are you watching?!

[Yo Mama]

Oh, I'm not watching it. It was the first video on YT homepage when I created that pic. :lol:

I tried to watch it once .... nearly went blind and deaf.

[Iamsix]

8/10 75 sec....I thought no sport questions though...

[Yo Mama]

No, everybody bailed on the new question pool I set up because it was too hard.

It WAS too hard.

We're back to the default one.

[Iamsix]

What???!!! Too Hard??!!! Wimpy wimpy wimpy

[Yo Mama]

Yeah? Then where the hell were you, six? Care to say why you weren't participating? Hmmmm? :P

[mojo]

damn i suck lately.

who cares what bob hope did for a living when he was a little shit. :)

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

It's a new day! :D

[Yo Mama]

Dammit, goos! I thought I was the biggest know-it-all on the planet.

You fucker! :lol:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/prof.gif

[mojo]

Stupid game.

I quit.

:)

[skunk]

9/10 what up!

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Damm time...

GN: Do you even read the damm questions?

Fox

[Yo Mama]

How else can I answer them?

I have no idea how many WPM I read, but it's a LOT. :P

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Fuck! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/evil_angry.gif

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Damn: my scores are like a unhappy German!

Nine nine nine nine nine nine!

Fox

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

And you're slow too! LOL!

Who the hell follows this shit?: "Who was relegated along with Sunderland and West Bromwich Albion?"

What the fuck does that even mean?

Here's what they can do with these kind of questions!! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/evil_f_you.gif

[Yo Mama]

I just guess ... but remember, I have the power to change the question pool.

Any time you lot want a REAL challenge, let me know.

Just promise me that if they are too hard, you'll tell me so I can fix them back instead of sneaking off and not playing anymore, k?

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I just guess ... but remember, I have the power to change the question pool.

Yeah, I just guess, too, but today I didn't get lucky! LOL!



Any time you lot want a REAL challenge, let me know.

Just promise me that if they are too hard, you'll tell me so I can fix them back instead of sneaking off and not playing anymore, k?

It's fine the way it is, thanks. http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/nerd_smile.gif

[Foxtrot Oscar]

And you're slow too! LOL!

Who the hell follows this shit?: "Who was relegated along with Sunderland and West Bromwich Albion?"

What the fuck does that even mean?

Here's what they can do with these kind of questions!! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/evil_f_you.gif

English Football!! haha!

What we need is 2 or 3 of those a day and then I would be kicking your butts!!

Fox

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

YES! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/oh_yeh.gif I ROX!!

[skunk]

Is there a way to cash out points? This is vegas right?

[Yo Mama]

If you go to the Trophy tab you can buy some stuff to put in your profile.

That's all you get, aside from the thrill of going toe to toe with three of the biggest know it alls in cyberspace.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Cricket... dull dull and dull it's as dull as baseball.

Fox

[Yo Mama]

No it's duller. It goes on for three fucking DAYS!!!! ARGH~!

[Yo Mama]

Christ! How many times are they going to ask that same fucking Jeebus question, anyway? :lol:

[Foxtrot Oscar]

No it's duller. It goes on for three fucking DAYS!!!! ARGH~!

Actually the new IPL - Indian Premier League is the nuts... 20 overs for each team... It's hard core they just go out and twat at the ball, the crowd get pissed and everyone has a merry old time...

1 over is 6 balls!!

The games last 3 - 5 hours and the excitement is pretty high, the 5 day test matches are crusty old pants though fa sure!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

If it doesn't have loud engines and fiery crashes, I'm pretty much uninterested in sporting events. And even then, if there's something else to do, I'll do it first -- even if it means washing all the laundry and cleaning the litterbox. :lol:

[Foxtrot Oscar]

hehe... I'm off to the Grand Prix in singapore in Sept, it's not really my thing, but I'm meeting up with a mate and getting pissed mostly, the Grand Prix is the excuse that we've given the wives!!

It will be the first ever night grand prix... Even though it's all flood-lit! looking forward to it!!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

I hear the flames look particularly lovely in the evening time. :lol:

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

fucking "futbol"

[Iamsix]

9/10 85 sec. Would ve had 10/10 except I changed a answer...DAMIT

[Yo Mama]

I got 10/10. Neener neener neener. :P

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

OOpS, forgot to play today, I'll getcha tomorrow...http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/evil_mad.gif

[Foxtrot Oscar]

That's two 8s... which is better than the nazi - nine nine nine's!!

God I hate nascar!!

Oh my freaking dullness!!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

And I'm not awake and misread a word and got one wrong I shouldn't have.

D'oh.

But I still did it in half the time you did, FO. :P

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

two seconds from a tie...at least we all missed the same one, and I shouldn'a missed the other question either...

[mojo]

And mojo takes the lead, Mwuhahahaha suckers.

[dk3000]

Who gives a rats ass about Bridge or which fucking race car driver shops at homo depo.

Next question please.....


I got 8.... err 8 questions correct that is!

[mojo]

:lol: i got that car racing one wrong too.

[dk3000]

:lol: i got that car racing one wrong too.

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This is why I do not shop at home depot!

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[Foxtrot Oscar]

fucking "futbol"

fucking stickball.

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Fucking balls, period.

[Iamsix]

Isnt that what they are for GN????? lol

[Yo Mama]

Really? I thought they were for busting. :P

[mojo]

Dammit.
fucking girly questions.



btw i have 193 trivia bucks, wtf am i supposed to do with them, buy something trivial?

[Yo Mama]

Look at the Awards link and you can buy stupid stuff to put in your profile.

Whoop-fucking-eee.

[mojo]

Look at the Awards link and you can buy stupid stuff to put in your profile.

Whoop-fucking-eee.

:lol: is that like buying background images for your avatar because you've been good and earned points. :D

[Iamsix]

Mojo I wanna trade in some points for...uhmmm...I get back to you. I seem to be missing all my points. Thanks GN. LOL

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

never thought that score would last!


I rox! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/oh_yeh.gif

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

If I hadn't taken the time to actually read that fuckin' cricket question....shit!

[dk3000]

Questions correct: 8 / 10
You took 99 seconds to complete this quiz.
Total score: 701


Fuck Cricket and an accidental button push on the dangers of viscosity! Shoulda had my morning coffee!

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm54/onlydk/captead497bd299642c7bfb32a642df666e.jpg

[Yo Mama]

See? See!?! It DOES have to do with coffee. :lol:

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I am getting a lag on the wifi... damn it!

shitshitshitshit!!

Fox

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I clicked on Loretta fucking Lynn damnit!

I've been robbed!

Huh...even if the quiz hadn't cheated it would have been at best a tie...shit! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/evil_angry.gif

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I ROX! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20black/haha.png

[dk3000]

I ROX! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20black/haha.png

Put down the meth pipe and slowly back away from the keyboard....

Perfect score in 50 seconds... I smell ephedrine!

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Just kidding goos- CONGRATS- now go fuck yourself! :P

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Heh!


Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamics (http://www.evelynwood.com.au/)


'Course a big fat juicy bowl of meth first thing in the morning can't help but get ya goin'...http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/yep.gif

[Yo Mama]

Pffft. The wheel turns, and who is down will again be up. Blahdiblahdiblah. :P

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Heh!


Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamics (http://www.evelynwood.com.au/)


'Course a big fat juicy bowl of meth first thing in the morning can't help but get ya goin'...http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/yep.gif

Interesting - cheers clown!!

Fox

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Fucking trick questions!

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20black/scorn.png

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Fox for the mothafuckin win baby... Oh yeah!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Pffft. Look at the STANDINGS (http://my.funtrivia.com/private/stats2.cfm?tid=81784)

Unless goos remembers to play every day, I'll still beat him.

FO, m'deah, you are still .3 behind me in average points per game. :P

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Next month is just around the corner...

Let's get it on!

Fox

[dk3000]

Calculating your score..

Questions correct: 10 / 10
You took 60 seconds to complete this quiz.
Total score: 940

Read it and weep goos!

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

fuckin' trick answers....speed kills...http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons/woops.gif

[Iamsix]

10/10 at 59 seconds...not bad if I do say so myself

[dk3000]

10/10 at 59 seconds...not bad if I do say so myself

BITCH! :hail:

[Yo Mama]

Well, THAT fucking backfired! LMAO

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Really fooking funny... really really really fooking funny!!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

And the question pool neglected to throw up the mixed drink and Jesus Christ Superstar trivia, damn it.

[skunk]

Bullshit 3/10. No more horror trivia. I haven't watched that crap in years.

It doesn't scare me anymore so there's no point watching it.

It r teh suxors.

[Yo Mama]

Would you prefer that on the next pop quiz, I return to the hard-core religious questions? Perhaps the world history category (difficult) would be more to your liking?

It's a pop quiz, just to keep the regular pool from getting too stale. Muahahahaha!

[dk3000]

First of all- FUCK YOU GN for this quiz!

Calculating your score..

Questions correct: 4 / 10
You took 77 seconds to complete this quiz.
Total score: 323

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! gawd I feel so stupid- okay here is my story for doing so poorly:

1. Who died first in I know What You Did Last Summer?

A: Obviously I do not know what you did last summer and I still don't give a shit! I am still enjoying Spring! Pfft!

4. Famous Disappearance in Carolina Mountains.

A: Obviously not famous or I would have gotten the answer correct- thus it was an overzealous wanna be who apparently studied" Theology" so it remains obvious why I paid little attention and didn't know the Reverend was missing. I never track pious missing persons.

5. I did hit the incorrect button- but my other answer would have been wrong as well and I have no excuse for not knowing this incredibly important and significant performance- I would have quit the entertainment industry if I were not already retired as penance for making such a colossal mistake- I will also no longer blame anyone for questioning my history in the entertainment industry as invalid, false, overstated and being nothing more than a ploy to gain self importance as having been associated with any kind of celebrity. I will humbly submit all of pictures to GN (the bitch) for evidence of photoshop tampering.

DISCLAIMER: I am not a professional photographer and neither can I attest to the individuals who took the pictures- therefore- any pixelation problems and/or photographic distortions are entirely accidental and purely coincidental.

7. The color of a car In Stephen Kings "Silver Bullet".

A. The moment I say Corey Haim in a wheel chair I suffered uncontrollable fits of laughter which became a health issue when the camera panned to Gary Busey- I lost bowel functions and had to leave the room to change my pants- while cleaning myself and changing my pants- I obviously missed the drive by. I was relieved by my rectal evacuative that upon returning to to the television to find the end credits rolling to insipid music and again I made hast to the bathroom- yet this time I was successful in properly relieving myself in the appropriate receptacle. I have no guilt or shame in missing this answer to this trivia question.

9. Where did Landace Pigs come from.

A. My answer was truly racist. I chose China and I believe that all pigs of every kind originate from this region and no one will be able to convince me otherwise. I always maintain an open mind with the exception of PIGS and CHINA and many other topics.

10. The Seinfeld Curse.

A. I purposely choose the wrong answer because I have found irrefutable proof that Jerry Seinfeld is the true Anti-Christ- given my superstitious nature I believe that once you see the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Christ will see you and I do not want him knowing that I know and that I told you and now you know that we know because he knows we know it now which means that I did know it all along and now you all know I knew it and should give me proper credit for such knowledge, while protecting everyone by not revealing such a curse.

And fuck whatever goos scores, unless it is worse than my score!

[Yo Mama]

Considering you just gave him half the bloody quiz so he can go Googling before he takes the challenge ...

[Iamsix]

I feel like goos did after dk was finished with him yesterday after taking this accursed test..PPPfffttt

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Fuck who died first, I don't know what you did last summer, nor do I care.

I don't remember "the horror cult classic 'Basket Case,'" but if I hadn't second-guessed my guess, I wouldn't have missed that one.

Color of the car in a movie I've never seen nor care to, bleh.

But I still ROX! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/CaptSpaulding.jpg

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Considering you just gave him half the bloody quiz so he can go Googling before he takes the challenge ...

Ooooooo no you dint!

You hurt my feelings...http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/arb146.gif

I don't have to cheat to kick your ass!

Bleh!

[Iamsix]

It is good to see goos has made a full recovery...BTW goos YELLOWWWWW

[Yo Mama]

sowwy :(

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

I haz all bedduhz now, thnaks. http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/cat-6.gif

[Yo Mama]

Here are the standings for April:

13 players played during the month.

1. General Nuisance (112 points, 17 wins)
2. goos (93 points, 8 wins)
3. FoxtrotOscar (79 points, 2 wins)
4. mojo (52 points, 2 wins)
5. six (37 points, 1 wins)
6. dk3000 (21 points, 0 wins)
7. bslovesskunk (20 points, 0 wins)
8. JasnReznick (19 points, 0 wins)
9. VampQueen (13 points, 0 wins)
10. vckums (7 points, 0 wins)

Y'all are going to have to do MUCH better than that to unseat me. Muahahaha!

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

run vckums, run!

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Come on then.

'Ave at me!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

I did and gave you a flesh wound. Ho ho, now what?

[Iamsix]

MY my we have gotten violent here

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Fuck!

If I hadn't second guessed my answer....we'd have tied again...

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Who the fuck is Stephan fucking King and why should I care? LOL!

[Yo Mama]

The most prolific and well known contemporary horror writer?

You should know because he is a minor deity. And I was expecting more Jesus Christ Superstar questions to pop up, damn it.

And none of the Fiddler on the Roof questions appeared at all.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

j/k

Not a King fan...

[Foxtrot Oscar]

There must be a Fu king road around here somewhere too!

Poo Poo Ka Choo!

Fox

[Yo Mama]

Oh, you guys just wait.

If you fail to show the proper amount of respect to the Quizmaster, the questions can be adjusted. Muahahahaha.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Ha 44 seconds is great if you can answer the questions.
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FOX