View Full Version : AMKON Ladies swim suit competition
Oblivion
03-07-2008, 02:57 AM
well we have a masculine chest comp with perv's like firestar wanting us to oil up n stuff, and so i thought we should have a Ladies swimsuit comp.
you dont wanna be a hypocrit do you ladies?
Ill be the judge, and ill award top points for any shiela who is willing to show a bit of camel toe or even some lovely back-toe.
i know your not going to get your kit off, but the least you can do is strut your stuff in a skimpy swim suit for us blokes to drool over.
who knows, you could become the most desired shiela on AMKON!.
bring it on!
Yo Mama
03-07-2008, 10:57 AM
Nope. I'm not participating. I don't want to be responsible for single-handedly blinding all the male members of the site.
Oblivion
03-07-2008, 11:22 AM
Nope. I'm not participating. I don't want to be responsible for single-handedly blinding all the male members of the site.
caarrn, i dont mind a woman who's festively plump.. more of them to hold :)
Yo Mama
03-07-2008, 11:37 AM
It's not the plump, it's the distribution thereof, the c-section scar, and the pasty white goosebumps.
Not gonna happen. You'll just have to imagine what I look like. :wink:
Oblivion
03-07-2008, 11:43 AM
aww, disapointed! when will we ever see the person behind the nuisance mask ;)
well wheres the rest of the ladies, cmon dont be shy. you can wear a full body swim suit, it doesnt have to be a Gstring and skimpy top.
Yo Mama
03-07-2008, 11:46 AM
No bathing suits, but I'll link you a pic:
Don't say I never did anything for you. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/ATS/P1010102.jpg)
Oblivion
03-07-2008, 12:16 PM
No bathing suits, but I'll link you a pic:
Don't say I never did anything for you. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/ATS/P1010102.jpg)
you look really content in that pic. i think its that cheeky grin
vckums
03-07-2008, 12:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA.......after 3 kids answers NO. I would be willing to tind a pic of a chick who resembles myself and post it. I dont even own a swimsuit.
Bitchkoma
03-07-2008, 12:18 PM
My swimsuit is my skin. Your skin can be your swimsuit, too :D
vckums
03-07-2008, 12:22 PM
You lost your cute little seal mind!
Alessandra
03-07-2008, 02:02 PM
I dont think i fit into any of my bathing suits. plus I'm scary, fat and white.
Firestar
03-07-2008, 04:52 PM
AHEM... Iam no perv. The contest was Lexion's Idea. I obliged.
There are very few who will get the pleasure of seeing me in a bathing suit.
Enough said.
JiveTurkey
03-07-2008, 07:39 PM
*cough* pansies *cough*
:P
Of course, I kid.
J
vckums
03-07-2008, 07:42 PM
Pansies? lol
What about a bra pic?
Bitchkoma
03-07-2008, 07:49 PM
Would there be anything in the bras?
vckums
03-07-2008, 08:13 PM
Hmmmm BK, being as I read a post of yours saying you were 16 I'm not sure I can legally say the cups would be filled or not...LMAO
Bitchkoma
03-07-2008, 08:18 PM
Ah! Backfired :(
Lexion
03-07-2008, 09:10 PM
Great.
I get blamed.....
Story of my life.
Since it's looking like freezing rain
most of the week-end, I'll be
getting a topless shoot done in
the shop, with my tool-box as a
back drop.
And, since I've heard scars
mentioned more than once, I'll
include a pic of one of my hip
zippers.
Fair enough ?
Regards,
Lex
Lexion
03-07-2008, 10:38 PM
Ok, hip pic posted in Boon's Scar thread.
I have zero shame.
I am who I am, scars and all.
Regards,
Lex
Firestar
03-08-2008, 07:36 AM
Wasn't blaming you. Stating a fact.
If I was truly a perv I'd be asking for pics of you guys jerking off.
NOW thats enough said.
Iori Komei
03-08-2008, 08:38 AM
If I was truly a perv I'd be asking for pics of you guys jerking off.
NOW thats enough said.
Being that I have no shame or inhibitions what-so-ever, I'm gonna ask they do that. :lol:
Firestar
03-08-2008, 08:59 AM
Oh come on IK , I was just joking...
Good luck with that request!
Iori Komei
03-08-2008, 09:35 AM
Oh come on IK , I was just joking...
Good luck with that request!
Oh come on, there's gotta be one you would want to see, I can think of two,not saying who though.
Firestar
03-08-2008, 10:34 AM
Oh PULEEZE Iori... like I'm really gonna answer that.
besides..
I'm sure I kinda make it clear without saying a word.
SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES.
nuff said.
Steve-o
03-12-2008, 09:51 PM
Ummm ..... what are ya folks talkin' about ?? :lol:
( I'd post nude ..... but ... I don't want my lady leavin' me :lol: ... I'm not "fit" .... but I've got somethin' down there :lol: :twisted: )
Lexion
03-14-2008, 07:18 PM
I'd post nude, but it might interfere
with my contract with The Dark Brothers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Brothers) .
I'll check.
Regards,
Lex
Firestar
03-14-2008, 08:44 PM
I'd post nude, but it might interfere
with my contract with The Dark Brothers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Brothers) .
I'll check.
Regards,
Lex
*cough*bullshit *cough* :roll:
So how did this go from a ladies swimsuit competition to you guys posing nude?
Edit to add... Look at my avatar... no swimsuit required.