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johnlear
03-05-2008, 12:31 PM
The U.S. Navy's newest battleship called "Fleet 21" has completed sea trials southwest of its base in San Diego and is being prepared for deployment.

The 600 foot long battleship bristles with all types of heavy guns and other weapons which include ROV's (remotely operated vehicles) several of which can operate airborne.

The difference between "Fleet 21" and previous Navy battleships is that "Fleet 21" is totally computerized and requires no person on board. It can sail into any area of engagement and deploy its weapons without fear of harm to any sailor.

The potential for anonymous death and destruction fills the Navy High Command with pride and joy.

Navy insiders report that this battleship, of which many are to be built was conceived, designed and built for a specific engagement that is to take place sometime in the next couple of years. But they would not say who the enemy was or exactly where the battle would take place.

JiveTurkey
03-05-2008, 12:37 PM
Navy insiders report that this battleship, of which many are to be built was conceived, designed and built for a specific engagement that is to take place sometime in the next couple of years. But they would not say who the enemy was or exactly where the battle would take place.



Any ideas John?



Personally, I'd rather see this than a ship full of Amerikan citizens being blown out of the water.



Jasn

johnlear
03-05-2008, 01:28 PM
Any ideas John?


I think maybe we will be going to war with China later this year.

This will be to test out new weapons and keep everybody in a state of turmoil.

China will probably bomb Taipai and Halliburton will get the contract to rebuild it. Thats just a guess, though.

The only people to get killed will be those ready to die for their country. :)

Bitchkoma
03-05-2008, 01:43 PM
Ready to die for their country or ready to die for the politicians at the helm? :evil:

Boondock
03-05-2008, 02:17 PM
just what we need. another battleship

Yo Mama
03-05-2008, 03:25 PM
The whole idea scares the crap out of me.

If it's computerized it can be hacked.

The possibilities of THAT are chilling.