Reptilians

[Lexion]

I'll kick this off.

There are no "reptilians".

Period.

Regards,
Lex

[Bitchkoma]

I'll disagree just for the heck of it.

My idea is that the aliens aren't aliens, but reptilians (theropod dinosaurs) that have evolved and left our planet, only to return again. All pure speculation, of course, but I think there is a slim possibility that it might actually be true. My hypothesis is based on a couple of things:

-- the theoretical model of an 'evolved' troodontid dinosaur (which kinda looks like a grey)
-- the forelimbs of quite a lot of theropod dinosaurs (which resemble most accounts of what an alien 'hand' looks like)
-- the fact that there is absolutely no reason for an alien life that evolved elsewhere in the galaxy to have a hominid form (or at the very least, a head which includes a mouth and a pair of eyes as well as having two pairs of limbs, like a lot of vertebrate life on Earth)
-- the Grey's and or reptilians alleged fascination with Earth, which starts to make sense if Earth was their planet of origin.

So I contend that Greys are actually reptilians (or avian).

[Yo Mama]

I agree with Lex.

No reptilians, just lots of bad video on YT and a bunch of hysterical monkey brains thinking they see reps behind every Bush.

[JiveTurkey]

Shapeshifters - I highly doubt it.


Reptilian humanoids - Highly possible.


Reptilian humanoids that have infiltrated the highest levels of nearly every government on the planet - Sounds a bit silly to me.


The YT videos, imho, do nothing but further discredit the ideas thrown about by the likes of David Icke.


If I were to spend any time investigating the subject, I certainly wouldn't be watching blurry videos of the speeches of Rudy Guiliani and George H.W. Bush looking for changing eyes and skin color fluctuations.


Jasn

[Steve-o]

Ummmm... as for me ....... I believe in reptilian humanoids ......... but I don't believe any of the repti. vids that are out there .... it's all BS :D .

[Tetsujin]

I think that the possiblity exists for them to exist but I have seen nothing that makes me think, not even a little bit, that they do exist.

[Bitchkoma]

I've seen floating flaming skulls.

[Tetsujin]

Did you drop acid and play Zelda?!

[Alessandra]

No, dude. That's Doom.

http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/planetdoom.gamespy.com/oldimages/new_classic_doom_enem_losts.gif

[Bitchkoma]

Oh wait. Did I just derail this thread?

[mojo]

Is there a thread here that hasnt been derailed yet?

[Alessandra]

its very hard to NOT derail....especially when the thread is about reptilians . . .

[Bitchkoma]

Okay, let's try to get it back on track. Anybody care to argue the points I made in the post before the post about the floating flaming skull?

[Tetsujin]

No dude you make some very good points IMO. But again I have yet to see any evidence to suport their existance.

[theeindiee]

Here's my opinion, based on some experiences that.... I dunno if it was reptilian, but someone brought up the theoretical model of what a highly evolved reptilian humanoid would look like... and I keep coming back to these handful of strange bedside encounters I had (no, perverts! I don't want reptile herpes!). I talk about these every once in a while on ATS. You may have heard my little blurbs about it.

Anyway... what can I say? They looked like they were at least partially reptile in origin. So, do I believe reptilian-humanoid advanced beings are out there? Well sure!

The beings I came across (they came across me, rather) seemed very friendly, because I have never felt so calm about such a fucked up situation in my life. Plus, I miss them in a way. kind of... like... odd.

Jim Sparks describes meeting reptilian humanoids (I've corresponded with him a little. Nice guy. He seems genuine, and was very eager to hear what I thought of these guys.) and his experiences with them were pleasant, as well.

I seriously think that it is rediculous to think that one species could be all inherently bad. Get real (as real as you can muster, anyway). There are most likely factions of good and evil in every species that's out there or under there or whatever... except the only species I could think that may be inherently bad would be basically a parasite species spawned of insectoid lineage... being that a lot of insect species operate as a hive mind collective.

Also, someone mentioned the fact that they didn't think it likely that humanoid species would develop elsewhere in the universe... for some reason that we may not understand, the "humanoid" body structure may be a very common design in the universe, and maybe it has something to do with life that evolves in oxygen/water/land based planetary atmospheres, and maybe this body type just has a high ratio of probability of success in such environments?

As for reptilians, fuckin' King Koopa.

[Martian Exile]

The reptilians quit visiting Mars quite some time ago because we Martians think they taste just like turtle soup!

[Chorlton]

The reptilians quit visiting Mars quite some time ago because we Martians think they taste just like turtle soup!

I thought it was more like chicken ?

[Yo Mama]

There is no Martian equivalent to chicken; hence the turtle.

[apeci]

Anybody care to argue the points I made in the post before the post about the floating flaming skull?
Sure. A couple of them anyway.


My idea is that the aliens aren't aliens, but reptilians (theropod dinosaurs) that have evolved and left our planet, only to return again.

There is nothing in the fossil record to support this. I don't doubt had most of the dinosaurs not been wiped out several species would have evolved to resemble hominids. But there is no evidence to suggest any had appeared prior to the extinction event. There is also no evidence for an industrialized society prior to humans. No mines. No ruins. Nothing.


-- the fact that there is absolutely no reason for an alien life that evolved elsewhere in the galaxy to have a hominid form (or at the very least, a head which includes a mouth and a pair of eyes as well as having two pairs of limbs, like a lot of vertebrate life on Earth)
Actually the most common forms of intelligent life will most likely resembles us to a significant degree. Assuming we're just talking about land creatures, two legs are the most energy efficient method of locomotion. Likewise two arms are the most energy efficient means of grasping. This availability of energy permits a large complex brain to evolve. Also the primary sensory organs need to be close to the brain to minimize lag between input and processing. The mouth might not necessarily be in the same place, but even aliens gotta eat.

I think if there are Grays their appearance is just an environment suit. If they're real I would wager they're just archaeologists. I do not think Reptilians exist.

[boycotteverything]

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[Foxtrot Oscar]

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What do you think?

Fox

[boycotteverything]

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What do you think?

Fox

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[cavemanDD]

I can't believe i'm hearing this, what are you talking about? The EVIDENCE is right here:
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs28/i/2008/155/5/d/Reptilian_Scum_by_Cavemandd.jpg

8)
That picture was taken from a satelite, I found it on the Nasa website.

ahh i'm just jokin, and pluggin' my art! ha

All seriousness though, i am open to all theories, the reptillian one fascinates me.

At the end of the day it matters what YOU believe, personally believe. One person's truth and perception is not necessarily more true then someone else's. One guy says the earth is a very big, another guy says its a spec of dust in the cosmos, who is more right? There is no evidence, I have seen evidence fabricated and also refined. There is no science without imagination, the two must work together, not against each other. Science is the means to do a range of tests, limited to our technology and research, in order to collect sufficient information to be "CONVINCING".. nothing is absolute, it is entirely subjective.

So the real question is more of a personal one we all ask ourselves.... how much convincing do you personally need to believe certain subject matter? And again, this comes down to a question of blind faith, something we "logical" or "enlightened" individuals frown upon. And so I must say, this comes right back down to principles of spirituality... We can believe things, or we can experience them. And so, again down to personal truth... one person, lets say... a hardcore reptilian skeptic... one day, he sees, and meets one... he has experienced it, so it has become a personal truth for him lets say (perhaps he is questioning his "sanity" at this point and thus his inner truth is un-refined on the matter).... so.. perhaps it becomes true for him, because he EXPERIENCED it, however, anyone who he tells, has not, and thus it remains in the realm of belief or doubt. Or "wishful thinking" vs "uncertainty" they are both blind.

What does it mean to be truly aware? I mean... even if a source you entrust with your knowledge and personal beliefs (the government? scientists? the church? ) told you something like reptillians were real, would that be all the illuminating end-all of the question? Or would you proceed to take it further... perhaps questioning what really defines "real" perhaps.. and thus we are again led to believe, that we are ignorant to an even bigger picture.

(I'm totally ranting here, but it needs to be said. ;) I love you all, ha )

Keep putting the information to the test, and run it through all dimensions of your being, your thinking (not your thoughts).. your dynamic thinking.. Take away all personality and life-time societal dimensions of self, and take away language, how then is your thinking? Free from artificial, static words and contamination? Whats left is intention behind the words, which is how you are really thinking, or perhaps it is much larger. But the true greatness lies in the ability to constantly take it further, to expand our deffinition / awareness our thinking.

What I'm trying to say is it seems insignifigant but circumstanially temporary to attribute anything with an ABSOLUTE answer.. or answer being.. a completely solved puzzle, a 100% understanding of the ultra-complex internal / external / sublimnal dimensions of an "object", assuming it is something "external" and thus not bound by say, an electro-magnetic field or something we have yet to measure, to rest of the environment.

So to end this rant, the message I'm trying to put out there is basically... the world you percieve is circumstantial to your personal awareness and I would not dare impose mine upon it. Your perspective is beautiful and it adds multiple dimensions of thinking to be translated upon the world. Our understanding of things, suits us personaly for the time being, until their function is called upon to expand in deffinition from our desire to KNOW.

So... are reptilians real? What does that question really mean? But right now I feel, the subject of reptilians is a very minor aspect of my life, it is something that is not of imediate importance, thus I do not feel a need to expand its deffinition. So perhaps the question is really... of what importance is to you in this moment? If it was important to you, then the "truth" of the matter really only matters to YOU. However, what if you wanted to spread the message? Well then everyone falls back on the same process, a system of belief or experience, what more is to be expected? :)

I'm said too much already, reading isn't my preferred way to assmilate information, so i appologize... and again.. i'm only giving you static words, not the dynamic intention of my thinking.. ;) bla bla bla..

[Yo Mama]

The general recommends...

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Mais oui, mon amies. The General does recommend AmKon. :P

[Slim]

Are we permitted to talk about Terrance McKenna in this forum? He's had many encounters with such beings and so have many others too.

I have my own material that supports the possibility that beings that sorta look like they are reptilian or amphibian-like do in fact exist but I believe that they are interdimensional and are most likely terrestrial.

Jacques Vallee calls them the beings of Magonia. John Keel calls them ultraterrestrials and in the field of folklore, there are many different names for them. But whatever they are, it's definitely the kind of thing one has to experience for themselves in one way or another to accept that they exist.

PS -- Thanks GN for the fabulous avvy you created for me! I love it!! :D

[JiveTurkey]

Are we permitted to talk about Terrance McKenna in this forum? He's had many encounters with such beings and so have many others too.

I have my own material that supports the possibility that beings that sorta look like they are reptilian or amphibian-like do in fact exist but I believe that they are interdimensional and are most likely terrestrial.

Jacques Vallee calls them the beings of Magonia. John Keel calls them ultraterrestrials and in the field of folklore, there are many different names for them. But whatever they are, it's definitely the kind of thing one has to experience for themselves in one way or another to accept that they exist.



Of course

[Slim]

Well now, that's nice to know!!

Let me gather up some T.M sources and will check back here in a little

while!

BTW, here's a vid of a Terrance Mckenna lecture on UFOs.

3]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkck99hyYWk3]

[Slim]

Here's a fine article that describes T.McKenna's encounters those beings of Magonia while under the influence of DMT:
http://singingtotheplants.blogspot.com/2007/12/alien-dreamtime.html

Many reports of experiences with DMT — the primary hallucinogen in ayahuasca — have in common what chemist Daniel Perrine calls “a fairly bizarre claim” to be communicating with discarnate entities. These entities are often referred to as elves, a term first popularized by McKenna — specifically, “self-transforming machine elves,” “tryptamine Munchkins,” “hyperdimensional machine-elf entities.” In contrast to other psychedelics, McKenna says, DMT uniquely opens “an unanticipated dimension that involves contact with an alien intelligence.… Organized entelechies present themselves in the psychedelic experience with information that seems not to be drawn from the personal history of the individual or even from the collective human experience.” And he writes: “But in the Amazon and other places where plant hallucinogens are understood and used, you are conveyed into worlds that are appallingly different from ordinary reality. Their vividness cannot be stressed enough. They are more real than real … and you realize that you are not looking in on the Other; the Other is looking in on you.”

note: I personally can relate to what McKenna is saying in the last sentence of the above quote because it really does seem like "they" are looking in on you! This is very true!!


McKenna believed that DMT was the tool that could be used to communicate with these other-worldly entities.


Poet Dale Pendell writes that, for McKenna, “DMT opened the door to an entirely new dimension of reality, a dimension wholly Other … The entities Terence encountered were alien. Like any good explorer, he tried to interact with them, to listen to what they had to say and to come back with a report.” McKenna was, as one biographer put it "the Magellan of psychedelic head space, and humanity's first ambassador to the hyperdimensional machine elves of the Eschaton."

Apart, of course, from Amazonian shamans, who had been visiting this world for centuries.

[apeci]

It might just be me, but I don't think an experience with what might possibly be the most powerful hallucinogen Man has ever known can really count as credible evidence for the actual existence of whatever is encountered during the hallucination. There are of course those that believe these hallucinogens open "doorways" to other worlds and whatnot. However in my experience the doorway is entirely within ones mind.

[Slim]

I'm more inclined to think that such experiences are actually windows into other worlds outside of our own physical reality. And that those other worlds are just as real as the one we live in -- in our waking state.

I also believe that those realities outside our own sometimes bleed into our own world/reality where "they" can either be seen and/or heard under certain conditions -- and there are a number of them. There are many out there who are researching in this area.


"I think that people don't understand. As the Firesign Theater used to say, 'Everything you know is wrong.' But that is a very liberating understanding, because if everything you know is wrong, then all the problems you thought were insoluble can be framed differently. And there's a way to take the world apart and put it back unrecognizably. We don't really understand what consciousness is at the really deep levels. With some of the tryptamine hallucinogens, you see into possibilities where questions like, 'are you alive?' 'are you dead?' 'are you you?' seem to have been transcended. I think people have a very narrow conception of what is possible with reality, that we're surrounded by the howling abyss of the unknowable and nobody knows what's out there." ~Terence McKenna

[skunk]

I can personally attest to the 'bleeding through of dimensions'. Meditation is a great way to initiate contact with the 'other side'.

I did a podcast

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ forum/thread330173/pg1

at sohai describing what I saw...A green entity.

Below is a description of how I did it:


The 'method' is pretty simple.

Before you begin, ask your higher power (whatever version of that may be) to show you another version of your self. I asked to see a non-human being...

Next take slow, deep breaths like a typical meditation.

You want to try not to focus on anything, let the visions come on their own.

Be patient, this took me about 10-15 minutes to really see anything.

I believe I heard a sort of popping sound, so its quite possible I had an OOBE...

Do not be afraid, nothing can harm you. That is one thing I would highly recommend.

Do NOT give in to fear.

[boycotteverything]

It might just be me, but I don't think an experience with what might possibly be the most powerful hallucinogen Man has ever known can really count as credible evidence for the actual existence of whatever is encountered during the hallucination. There are of course those that believe these hallucinogens open "doorways" to other worlds and whatnot. However in my experience the doorway is entirely within ones mind.

Ah but Apeci- ordinary consciousness is also a hallucination- and solipsistic, too boot. I'm throwing in with Slim and Terence. All we can ever be aware of, to varying degrees, is the extant Mood of God. Turn on and toon in.

[Yo Mama]

Having done many sessions with LSD (half a vial of liquid and two microdots was the biggest trip I ever took) and shrooms, and having experienced methamphetamine psychosis, I can unequivocally state that even if consciousness is a hallucination, the quality of that hallucination is NOTHING like the hallucinations of a brain that is having chemical manipulation.

I saw shadow people, went to other dimensions, had what I thought was an OOBE with a revelation that the earth was about to be destroyed, all kinds of crazy shit that was as real to me at the time as the chair I sit in now.

So, no, I'm with apeci on this one. You can't take a wildly hallucinogenic drug and then turn around and claim it took you to another world in truth.

One of the interesting phenomenon I experienced while on the streets of SF and undergoing meth psychosis was a particular sensation that the city was alive and malevolent, and there was a lot of "evidence" including shadow people and a ghost I thought I saw in the fog one night that it was true. Turns out that a large number of people in similar circumstances to mine went through the exact same mental steps to arrive at the same conclusions. It was like we'd all seen the same movie or read the same book.

And in a way, we had. The collective unconscious -- pop culture and mythology -- of a culture shapes the hallucinations a person has.

The shamans doing ayahuasca and all other pastoralists doing similar drugs such as peyote all share a common "world" because that's what their culture leads them to expect. If a Westerner read up on their experiences then did the same drugs as they did it is to be expected that they would experience the same or a similar world. The power of suggestion works great with hallucinogens.

[boycotteverything]

General, step outside your ordinary reality for a moment- the one you consider pedestrian and 'normal'- and you'll see that it is already highly strange. I mean it didn't require a chemical manipulation to bring about a specter as weird, as say, Richard Nixon, did it?

[Yo Mama]

I've been outside of normal reality most of my life. And none of it was real. It was all chemicals.

There's no real evidence of any other mystical world or anything of the sort. When there is, then I will reconsider as a good skeptic will.

However, I do not make leaps of faith based on the hallucinations of others, having had a great many of my own and knowing their quality.

BE I'm 43. I spent most of my life exploring the paranormal. Studying the occult. A good portion of my 20's on mind-altering substances.

My mind's been open. Too open. The only thing in that direction is ultimately madness.

We have one reality that we know of and can actually touch and affect. That's the one we should be working with.

[mojo]

Did someone mention hallucinogens? :D

I am at your service.

[Yo Mama]

This whole subject, and the same encounter I had with indy, have me realizing that I need to scan the "mystic tome" I wrote while going through speed psychosis and living homeless. It'll take me a while to do. Then I'll bring this subject up again in a post titled something like "Skeptics are Not All the Same."

That way this thread won't get further off topic.

[cartoon]

I'll kick this off.

There are no "reptilians".

Period.

Regards,
Lexhaha- not so fast. amigo.

[mur]

I'll kick this off.

There are no "reptilians".

Period.

Regards,
Lex

I agree with Lex

[pack3tg0st]

I agree with Lex

I guess there's only one logical explanation:

but you and lex are reptilians.

:)

Gorn FTW.

[cartoon]

hey- ya gotta read this thread from the first post. it's an interesting bump. it meanders through all sorts of possibilities and speculations that redefine Lex's OP. Indy's experiences, Terrence McK, Skunk's meditation techniques, GN's and Jasn's skepticism, the Seal's hypothesis... certainly it's not enough to simply vote, "my gosh i side with Lex." what does that add? that Lex is Gornish is not the real issue. it's obvious that he is. he's descended from turtles.

[Trauma Teased]

Everybody knows there is only one real reptilian.

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=8&pictureid=160

[cartoon]

jesus... another turtle heard from..

[Trauma Teased]

jesus... another turtle heard from..

What the hell does that even mean? And where is the damn "foe" button in this place?
:D

[cartoon]

hey- you just go munch some herrings and leave the heavy lifting to the thinkers. ok?

[Trauma Teased]

hey- you just go munch some herrings and leave the heavy lifting to the thinkers. ok?

:shock:

WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN FOE BUTTON?!

[cartoon]

they had to hide it when all of amkon fell into a pissy silence.

[skunk]

:shock:

WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN FOE BUTTON?!

There's an ignore feature in your user CP (http://amkon.net/profile.php?do=ignorelist), I don't know if we have foes now.

[cartoon]

you can't ignore me. i'll just metamorphosize.

[Trauma Teased]

There's an ignore feature in your user CP (http://amkon.net/profile.php?do=ignorelist), I don't know if we have foes now.

Ignore is for sissys. Although I did ignore Infinite for a while, come to think of it. But to my defense, it was during his numbered spam phase... I think I caved in after spam post #42 or something.
:D

[cartoon]

SPAM 42 WAS HIS BEST ONE SEE WHAT YOU MISSED

[Alessandra]

Everybody knows there is only one real reptilian.

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=8&pictureid=160

is that bowie?
:lol: :lol:

[Trauma Teased]

is that bowie?
:lol: :lol:

What, laughing at Bowie?!

BLASPHEMY!

IAErkZT5qKw&feature=related

[cartoon]

no bowie, no NASA

AFks9A9TCF0

[Alessandra]

Im laughing in the most respectful way :P

[Lexion]

A most excellent bump.

[Trauma Teased]

Im laughing in the most respectful way :P


Thank God!

Not that I'm a fan of him or anything....
:lol:

Found my hubby through a Bowie song, actually. He played this at a party, and it was the first time I met another person who liked Bowie just as much as I did. Still married to the guy, three kids and a couple of decades later. Still love him. This is "our" song:

SjVIVd-ulG0&feature=related

[cartoon]

good choice. damn i love that song. and i love David Bowie. this thread was headed down hill till he showed up.

[Alessandra]

Life on Mars, one of my fave bowie songs

[mur]

Just for one day.....



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[Gunter]

hahahaha not his greatest moment. check out where that shit took us.

[mur]

hahahaha not his greatest moment. check out where that shit took us.


You can't seriously be blaming Bowie

[Gunter]

nah. he was making a payday

[Lexion]

Bowie ?

Selling out ?

You're fucking crazy.

That guy followed his own path.

[Gunter]

he was swept up in the moment like the rest of us. hard questions are hard to ask at moments like that.

[mur]

Payday?....it was a benefit concert for police and firemen.

The war that followed was not any of the performers fault.

And there is no such thing as Reptilians

[Gunter]

the war that followed is the fault of anyone who bought the meme. there are no innocents here- but lots and lots of 'little Eichmanns.'

[Royal]

YES. There is reptilians one way or another.

Reptilian minded people. Also called assholes and douche bags. More prominent with white people though...

Did you know when we watch tv it stimulates the reptilian part of the brain?

http://www.whatsfordinner.net/articles/article-Video-Games-and-Your-Child%27s-Brain.html
The teens playing the non-violent game showed activity in the frontal area of the brain. This is the area associated with concentration, inhibition, and self-control. The teens playing the violent video game (http://www.whatsfordinner.net/articles/article-Video-Games-and-Your-Child%27s-Brain.html#) showed no activity in the frontal area of the brain. Instead, the game activated their amygdala. This is the "reptilian" brain that’s associated with emotional arousal - especially anger.

So how much violence do you see on television and video games?

[boycotteverything]

nice observation, royal.

[Royal]

Thank you B.E.,

There is some reptilians on amkon. You should name a few...

[boycotteverything]

that's your job.

[Royal]

I was trying to make you the patsy and I was escaping future persecution...

[boycotteverything]

bear your own cross, master.

[Paroxysm]

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/2d1370732e00.jpg

[Jackinthebox]

I'll kick this off.

There are no "reptilians".

Period.

Regards,
Lex

I think you are wrong. But I also believe that they are not ET

[captainkiwi]

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/2d1370732e00.jpg
How the hell did you get that photo of me you pervert

[Jackinthebox]

How the hell did you get that photo of me you pervert

That's not you, that's Serpentor!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpentor

[Paroxysm]

There is always Mr. Reed's creature...

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/7c679de0d50b.jpg

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/6eccfe8ff9cc.jpg

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/e3906e153f97.jpg

DeN2AXtnkVw

[century]

Charlie Murphy (http://amkon.net/member.php?u=1473)


No fucking way, Charlie Murphy,.....on American Konspiracy.

[century]

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dUb06iLjTKA

Too good to be true:rolleyes:

[Paroxysm]

One day I should be starring in a movie of my own...

Check out the promo I pitched:

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Damn I look Good...

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OD04lDfzi0Y/0.jpg

[Paroxysm]

didn't mean for my good looks to derail this thread.

Where's TT? Maybe that bitch can come tell us what dumbfucks we are for believing in other intelligent life which doesn't look like us. :rolleyes:

[guy]

are lot-lizards considered reptillians?

[MissA]

are lot-lizards considered reptillians?

Only by their closest friends...

[MrPenny]

It is always a hoot to jump to the very last page of an Amkon thread to see how far off the opening post the fucker has wandered.

[hp]

What is the agency that collects to bodies after accidents, etc. so that the regular people do not find out the truth. RAF, Reptile Awareness Front. FBI, Force Reptile Inhibit

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[Yex]

Donald Rumsfeld Refuses to Answer Perfectly Reasonable Question About Whether He Is a Lizard




Despite repeated attempts by comedian Louis C.K., former Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, a guest on the Opie and Anthony radio show today, would not state for the record whether or not he is, in fact, a lizard person. By the end of the awkward, disastrous interview, a somewhat irritated Rumsfeld advised hosts Opie and Anthony to "select your partners carefully." Honestly, maybe you and your staff should select your publicity appearances a little more carefully as well.


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I fucking love Louis CK

Absolute classic

[averagejoe]

I've dropped funnier shites into the bog, to be honest.

Americans are completely unfunny.

[Yex]

Generally true, The hosts of that show were particularly annoying, cacking themselves with embarassment at their top guest having the piss ripped out of him by Louis CK

Check out this-
Surely you can`t say this is not funny

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He`s Ricky Gervais`s favourite comedian, thats how i heard about him

[BE2]

I've dropped funnier shites into the bog, to be honest.

Americans are completely unfunny.
I have to disagree. The interview had me laughing out loud. I bet that's gonna be Rummy's last appearance on the Opie and Anthony show.

[Yex]

"He handled it like a lizard who knows how to never answer."


Heres the whole programme if anyones interested, not listened to all of it but the beginnings good, Louis on President Carter being briefed on aliens plus loads of Gadaffi stuff

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cheers,

yex

[BE2]

I'm saving that till I'm really depressed. hahahahaha By the way I posted your first toob in Sacha's club on Face Book. Are you a member? It's a gas.

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Sarcastic humor is the best, brits don't get it.

[Yex]

I'm saving that till I'm really depressed. hahahahaha By the way I posted your first toob in Sacha's club on Face Book. Are you a member? It's a gas.

Yep, I saw that and I`m a member, trouble is being a Brit I just don`t get that sarcastic sense of humour

:p

[BE2]

My reaction to Rumsfeld

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[Yex]

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[averagejoe]

Sarcastic humor is the best, brits don't get it.

We invented sarcasm, and humour, and the English language, and warfare, and all sorts.

[averagejoe]

Generally true, The hosts of that show were particularly annoying, cacking themselves with embarassment at their top guest having the piss ripped out of him by Louis CK

Check out this-
Surely you can`t say this is not funny

VABSoHYQr6k

He`s Ricky Gervais`s favourite comedian, thats how i heard about him

Yeah, that's funny. Sort of.