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gunner
02-19-2008, 05:11 PM
what if they did would you eat them? discussion begins..................... now, go, hurry!
Jesus christ I am farkin bored.
vckums
02-19-2008, 05:24 PM
If that's all we could get for food yeah I'd eat a cat. If there's a supermarket and I can get other food items then no.
gunner
02-19-2008, 05:38 PM
yeah but what if they just tasted like the best chicken you ever had? I am not a fan of chicken, but I dont like cats either, so if this craze into eating cats kicks off. Have you ever seen that cat rancher commercial? That is what I will do, raise them and herd them to slaughter.
Boondock
02-19-2008, 06:23 PM
hell yeah...why not?
i'd eat dog too...i got into a big debate on the other board about this and some people were ticked at me...''i would sit here chilling with my dog, eating another dog..
i love animals but i have to eat....it don't have to end with cows and pigs....
horses, elephants, etc etc....not even joking either
gunner
02-19-2008, 07:00 PM
Your dog would chill with you while eating another dog and probably beg for a little of that dog to eat himself. I was kind of joking, being bored and all. But yeah I would eat whatever I needed with the exception of my kid. My wife, I am kind of mad at her about the whole fish tank thing, so I would eat the shit out of her at this moment. By that I mean BBQ her ass, not eat her in a good way, she isnt getting that until I get fish.
Uh oh the boss is home, better go.
Yo Mama
02-19-2008, 08:13 PM
I wouldn't eat a pet unless it was that or die. I like cats too much anyway.
Besides, ostrich has chicken beat six ways from Sunday, so until the Whole Foods in my hood goes bust, no need for me to eat a cat.
gunner
02-19-2008, 11:00 PM
I miss whole foods, there is no whole foods around here. They have awesome meat there and awesome everything else, stupid Indiana.
Yo Mama
02-19-2008, 11:09 PM
They just built one in walking distance of my apartment. It's about half a mile. I wear my toddler out on the way and shove him in the stroller at the store.
Makes for a delicious dinner and a night of him actually sleeping through.
Bitchkoma
02-20-2008, 08:45 AM
Probably not. I'm not really a fan of chicken. Used to like chicken. Then I started working at a chicken rotisserie. Plus I don't really eat carnivores. Not very healthy to eat carnivores. Potential for vitamin A poisoning is high. That condition is nasty.
gunner
02-20-2008, 01:06 PM
Hey thanks GN that is great, you have a whole foods that close, great. You know what the best store to shop at here is? Martins, other then that it is fucking meijer, kroger, or walmart. No whole foods, no raleys, no safeway even. I miss raleys fresh baked french bread, and also there damn chinese food, their peking pork kicked tall ass.
That is another thing that pisses me off about Indiana, there are no good ethnic food restraunts here. I went to a chinese place and it was that damn chun king crap from the can, the best place around here is pf changs in chicago or indy. No mexican food either, I lived in chico for a couple years and there was an awesome mexican place down there. It made you sick everytime you ate there, but it was awesome. My buddy lives in red bluff and I used to head up there and we would eat at a mexican place that had the best damn carnitas this side of the border.
On the other hand if you want a good hamburger, there is some really good places around here, culvers is my fav.
But no colombo bread, no tule lake horseradish, no gallo salame, no fishermen wharf chowder in the little bread bowls, no trader joes two buck chuck wine, and no whole foods :cry:
But there is the prettiest meanest women that has my complete heart, and the cutest little kid that has my eyes. So I can do without all that as long as I have them, but man I miss some of the good food cali had to offer.
Boondock
02-20-2008, 01:59 PM
i used to go to martinsville to visit my fuckface father and i agree gunners, there was no place good to eat there at all.
Yo Mama
02-20-2008, 04:15 PM
Yeah, gotta admit, the SF Bay Area has some of the most diverse and tastiest foods in the US. I don't know what I'd do without decent Chinese.
gunner
02-20-2008, 04:42 PM
You would die a little more every day GN, that is what you would do without it. I need some frigging pings chinese food, jesus even the egg roll king in red bluff, (fast food chinese) is heads and tails above any chinese I have had here.
Boondock
02-20-2008, 04:45 PM
we have some killer chinese joints around here. when the wife and i are really in the mood, we head into cleveland and go to the tea house where they serve up dim sum..that is authentic stuff there.
duck egg soup. fried chicken feet. bak choi......
gawd damn thats good stuff
Yo Mama
02-20-2008, 07:30 PM
Potstickers is one of my favorite things. I used to have to go out to get those, but we have a killer Korean grocery two blocks away, and they have pork gyoza in the freezer section that is easy to fix up at home and taste almost as good as top notch restaurant dumplings. And it's cheaper, and fast to cook.
When I lived in London, I made the mistake of having Chinese attuned to the British palate.
Big, horrible mistake. They had kung pao, it even had a chili pepper icon in the menu saying it was hot, and when I got it, it was soupy chow mein kind of stuff without a bit of flavor or spice. C'mon, if it's supposed to be hot make it hot!
I wanna see red pepper pods as long as my pinkie in that shit.
Occam
02-23-2008, 09:08 PM
You're right about the food in that area, GN. My company's western lab used to be at 4th & Cedar in Berkeley. I used to go up there once or twice a month, and we always went up to El Cerritos for a Chinese lunch (damn, can't remember the name of the east-west main street). There were a couple of little Szchewan places with unbelievable food.
I also loved going up to Telegraph Ave for lunch. Food wasn't as good, but the parade of people with long gray pony tails and greasy gray beards walking along, talking to themselves as well as the young ladies with a minimum of clothes on, and what there was of it was tight and thin, made it worthwhile.
There was also a great Etheopian place on the east side of Telegraph (2nd floor).
When the company went broke and sold our division to a place in Burbank, that was when I decided to take early retirement. I got the feeling that the people who worked there thought McDonalds was gourmet food.
Occam
Yo Mama
02-23-2008, 09:12 PM
There was also a great Etheopian place on the east side of Telegraph (2nd floor).
That would be Blue Nile, I think. They have the best food! I wonder when I can get someone to sit my kids so I can go have some Chicken Tibs?
Great, now I'm craving Ethiopian. Thanks, Occam! :lol:
Occam
02-23-2008, 09:18 PM
You're right. That was its name. Glad to see it's still there. There was also a place in Oakland, The Khyber Pass, that had excellent food. I'm not sure now whether it was Pakistani or Afganistani.
Oh, about cats. They'd probably be pretty stringy as most predators are. Besides, we can eat most anything they can so why not eliminate the middle man and get more calories and protein?
Occam