my wife is making me mad

[gunner]

OK I love my wife, I would lay my life down for her. But she is pissing me off. I really want a fish tank, I used to have one and really enjoyed watching the fish, it was relaxing for me. Plus I really think my little girl would dig watching the fish. However my all knowing wife wont allow it, she is hell bent on not letting me have one. She said she doesnt think I would take care of it, that she would have to take care of them, fuck! Am I five years old or something? Granted I am not really good at keeping picked up after myself, but just because I dont pick up my damn socks doesnt mean I am going to let some poor little fish die due to lack of care.

She told me, maybe we can get a little fish bowl with a gold fish and if you can take care of that then you can get a bigger bowl, and then a nice aquarium. All the while saying this laughing at me like I was some little kid. I think she is saying no just so she can feel like she can have some power over me. I would just get one, but I am scared of her, she would destroy me if I did that.

Mad so mad at her about it, just one little thing that would make me happy, but she is intent on making me miserable. Damn woman!!!!

[Yo Mama]

Barter. Find something she wants and offer to trade privileges.

[gunner]

she doesnt want anything, she is cold and heartless. Anything she wants she just gets, yesterday she got a new bird feeder, she likes to watch the birds. Who has to take care of that, fill it with seeds, and move the sticks they hang on when I mow? Yeah that is right me. I would hold off with the lovin, but I dont dare go there, women or like camels and can go a lot longer then me without doing, you know, it. Maybe I wont shower until I get one, or go on a hunger strike? She gets to look at her birds, but I cant get some fishies to look at, mean!

[vckums]

Sorry I was giggling as I read this... Whens her bday? Get her a fish tank for a present and have a big grin on your face.

Don't mow for awhile or restock the birdfeeders. If that doesnt work then I say act like a kid. Throw yourself on the ground and scream, kick and pound your fists on the floor. Then get up and say 'IM NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND ANYMORE" while you stomp off to your room and slam the door shut. Can ya tell I had that happen recently?

[gunner]

I already tried that, I threw a fit and told her I was taking my toys and going home.

I cant not fill her bird feeders, she will destroy me I am afraid, right now I dont have to mow, but even if I did I cant let the yard go to hell.

Getting the fish tank for her birthday, maybe it is coming up pretty soon. I may try that. On that note, if you hear of a man in Indiana that had to have a fish tank removed from his ass, yeah, that was me.

[Boondock]

sorry brosef....i wish you could get one....fish tanks are awesome...i am working with 110 gallons right now..
that is one thing my wife never gave me shit about is a tank...

can't you just bring that fucker home and set it up that way it's done and she can't do anything about it?


you could always get an airsoft gun and take pot shots at her birds

[gunner]

Air soft hell, I think war must be started, in order to gain peace mind you. I will take out the pellet gun and take the birds out one by one, if that doesnt work then it is off to the cats. I dont want to, but my god she has pushed me to it, she drew first blood, not me she did!!!

[Boondock]

she drew first blood[/john rambo]

too bad you didn't have the power of the pink like she has....women don't know sometimes how much sway they have over us....

keep the pink locked away and guys will flip out....