Life is never dull with.......

[vckums]

Fill in the blank.

[vckums]

A 6yr old boy. Sigh. He knows Mom cleaned the bathroom. I saw him standing in the doorway. So when I go in later to stock the TP and hand cleanser what do I see on my toilet seat?
A big yellow happy face drawn with a sharpie. Grrrrrrrrr. I will deface his toilet seat one day when he has his own home. A big yellow happy face with " Remember this son?" on the seat.

[Bitchkoma]

Rubber bands. You can use them to secure stuff or shoot stuff. Or annoy people by securing them and shooting them.

[Firestar]

A 6yr old boy. Sigh. He knows Mom cleaned the bathroom. I saw him standing in the doorway. So when I go in later to stock the TP and hand cleanser what do I see on my toilet seat?
A big yellow happy face drawn with a sharpie. Grrrrrrrrr. I will deface his toilet seat one day when he has his own home. A big yellow happy face with " Remember this son?" on the seat.
Oh honey I hear you...crayon on the walls...pen on the kitchen table..oh when my kids get their own place, payback will be swift!

[Boondock]

life is never dull with vicodin

[mojo]

Life is never dull with.......ME :D

[Yo Mama]

Life is never dull when the crackheads howl by the light of the moon.