View Full Version : i was abducted last night and.......
Boondock
02-16-2008, 04:28 PM
a gray shoved a device into my rectum.....
not really i just wanted to have the first post in this forum
Oblivion
02-16-2008, 08:34 PM
did you enjoy it? thats the main thing.
im sure they did.
maybe next time you should go to a place like "the mars bar" where a bunch of men loving men can use their probe on you for free in a dark corner of the room while you listen to that song "its raining men" ?
Boondock
02-16-2008, 08:41 PM
i did. the gray was actually really sweet. he/it lubed it up real good first and went slow......it didn't like ram it all the way home straight away.
Oblivion
02-16-2008, 08:58 PM
i did. the gray was actually really sweet. he/it lubed it up real good first and went slow......it didn't like ram it all the way home straight away.
aaahaha your a funny bloke TPM. :)
as long as they shared a glass of wine and a ciggy' with you afterwards its all good right?
did this happen on valentines day? :lol:
Do fingers count as a probe, if so i think ive been abducted by this sheila once many years ago, she wasnt grey more of a bottle blonde.
it felt okay at the time, sorta.
:twisted:
Yo Mama
02-16-2008, 11:03 PM
Jeezy Creezy can't take you guys anywhere! So bad!
naughty boys, who wants a spanking first? :wink:
Oblivion
02-16-2008, 11:27 PM
Jeezy Creezy can't take you guys anywhere! So bad!
naughty boys, who wants a spanking first? :wink:
/me rushes to front of queue, lays on lap and drops trou while offering a bat with the scarlett letter on it
and i want you to recite what you said in one of your videos
"ooh, yeah, kitty likes a rub on the catnip, mmm, soo good, yeah you love catnip you naughty boy"
ok, slight exaggeration on what was said. i didnt want the truth to get in the way of a good story :lol:
i like that old expression:
sticks n stones may break my bones but whips n chains excite me :0
Yo Mama
02-16-2008, 11:30 PM
Such naughty boys!!!
If you don't knock it off, I might start feeling like a woman again, instead of a chore-monster.
zysin5
02-16-2008, 11:52 PM
Yeah I noticed this place had crickets in it..
And honestly I was saying to myself..
Hmmm who will be the first person to step out of the hassle free zone and post something in here..
Its a touchy subject, and rarely do people honestly get the chance to become Abducted, and remember it clearly..
I know I have many UFO dreams.. But they are clearly dreams..
I know this.. But sure are realistic at the time..