Lonely Hearts

[Yo Mama]

In honor of Valentine's Day, I hereby make up this game especially for all of you...

You must write a personal ad for the person above you. Points for funny.

Hmmm ... nobody above me, so I'll pick on Bitchkoma.


Single Asian Seal seeking female conspecific for fun, fish and frolic. Must like parsley.

[Boondock]

sexy athesit with a sweet back tattoo looking for that perfect someone to snuggle with and beat back the fundies.

[the titan]

Attractive man seeking a name for his next tattoo, will it be you?

[Yo Mama]

Mysterious ancient Greek demigod looking for love in all the wrong places, seeks hot dryad for midnite booty calls.

[Iamsix]

Sexy cat lover looking for her "purrrrrrrfect" love. Likes catnip, warm bowls of milk, sleeping on the window sill, being scratched behind her ears. Hates dogs. Are you this man???? Can you tame this wild beast???
Respond to add # BR549

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Ruff and ready fireman needs a strong woman to stoke the embers of his love, pull his hose and ring his bell.

Call 911 and ask for Six

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Mysterious Hong Konger loves good food and dirty talk. When in London, sneaks into his namesake restaurant and licks the plates clean when Gordon isn't looking. Loves the bangers and mash leavings. His chief claim to fame is that he once appeared on Hell's Kitchen as the bus boy who was reduced to tears. Looking for adventurous type to share the gum he's scraped from under the tables.

[Yo Mama]

Smartass scary clown seeks same for long-distance nagging. Must like yellow. Cupcakes a plus.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

New sheriff in town seeks deputy to polish her bullets and round up the usual suspects. Must provide own spurs and handcuffs.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Crazy clown with some kind of problem with yellow. (Asians need not apply) Would LTM a dentist of some kind. Enjoys squirting flowers and would love to water your pretty flower.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Desperately seeking smoke-eater for hot rendezvous in middle of Fuk Man Road during rush hour. Must be able to "douse torch" with long hose from great distance while waving invisible flag.

[Iamsix]

Lonley clown seeking a one of a kinda makeup artist. Must enjoy long walks with elephants, big shoes and all that that implies. Must be willing to relocate to a basement apartment

[Cricket]

lonely six seeks his nine.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Deranged woodland creature seeks his very own Tinkerbell. Optometrist preferred but not essential. Do you love to hear the smack of willow on wood?

[Yo Mama]

Crazy bastard that can't keep on topic seeks midget fluffer for fun, games and profit. Must like fluffing midgets. Ability to hold beer on top of head without spilling a plus. No penguins need apply.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Professional midget fluffer seeks midgets to fluff. I'll lift you up so the dog won't lick your face and I'll fluff you up good.

Fox

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Amateur professional midget fluffer observer seeks tall, like-minded fetishist/videographer to record my reactions as I watch professional midget fluffers perform. Must be available 24/7 at a moment's notice and provide own camera - waterproof a definite plus.

[mojo]

Pasty white guy with blue eyebrows and funny hat seeks desperate whore for kinky sex and and conversation.
Must like Indian food and Yellow crayons.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Help confused painted monkey determine where the object gripped tightly in his right paw has been, and for how long.

[mojo]

Pasty white guy with blue eyebrows and funny hat STILL seeking desperate whore for kinky sex and and conversation.

[theeindiee]

Austrailian drunken brain damaged simian seeks mate to fling poo at and call "mate" because that's just what drunk australian retarded simians with big crayons do. Big crayon may or may not be making up for small shoe size. Won't know until another drunk monkey responds.


(the utmost of love... :mrgreen: )