Where the hell is everyone!!

[mojo]

Where the hell is everyone!!

AP has been and gone a couple of times and i think BK was here for a short time, but damn you all, i'm bored and ive got no one to banter with. It's just not bloody good enough.
and its you guy's who are missing out cause ive had just enough to drink that i'm really, really funny and cool and smart.

This threads for anyone to vent cause the rest of us arent around when were on top of our game.

Damn you all!!!

:lol:

[Yo Mama]

Pfft. I'm here ya drunk bastard, but I have my kids this weekend and they're the priority!

I have ringworm on the run and so I'm busy doing laundry with triclosan added to the rinse cycle to kill any leftover spores.

Now I have to feed my daughter, who's been sick and finally wants to eat at 11:00 a.m.

I'll pop in and out. At least until I have to take them out to enjoy the mid-winter warm & sunny patch.

[mojo]

Pfft. I'm here ya drunk bastard, but I have my kids this weekend and they're the priority!

I have ringworm on the run and so I'm busy doing laundry with triclosan added to the rinse cycle to kill any leftover spores.

Now I have to feed my daughter, who's been sick and finally wants to eat at 11:00 a.m.

I'll pop in and out. At least until I have to take them out to enjoy the mid-winter warm & sunny patch.

Excuses, excuses. lol .

it's cool im having trouble seeing the letters on the keyboard so i think my time is just about up.

at least you can vent in this thread now when i piss off. :D

[Bitchkoma]

I'm here. I'm just not feeling very chatty right now.

[mojo]

Sardines not agreeing with you?

[Bitchkoma]

Something like that. Considering getting a new job, but I have no idea where to start or what other job to take. The indecision is getting me into a funk.

[Yo Mama]

What's wrong, the circus have no more openings? :lol:

[Iamsix]

Sea World is always looking for new talent...

[Firestar]

I agree MOJO...Where the heck is everybody?
What ya'll doin'?

[Steve-o]

Where is everyone ?? :(

[Tetsujin]

I'm here! Yup thats a one liner....

[Iamsix]

Now I able able to ask the same question..WTF..Where is everyone??

[Yo Mama]

I'm here, where the hell is everybody else?

But I'm going to leave again in a minute. :lol:

[mojo]

I'm here but im at work so i'll also only be on for a minute. :lol:

[Tetsujin]

Mojo! Just missed you...crap!

[Tetsujin]

Bitch I see you get your ass in here!

[Bitchkoma]

Sorry it took so long.. it's hard. I must drag myself with these flippers..

[mojo]

I'm back, but im leaving again. lol.

I'll be back on in about 4 hours for a nice long session of crap!!

[Firestar]

Well this has officially become the in and out thread.
:roll:

[Bitchkoma]

It's mojo's fault!

[mojo]

Well this has officially become the in and out thread.
:roll:

lol, could you repeat that thanks...........

I think i hear someone at the door!!!!

[Firestar]

Mojo...I just knew you were gonna grab that and run south with it.
You naughty little monkey.
luv ya!

[mojo]

lol, an opportunity not to be missed.

[mojo]

See what happens when no ones here i go crazy posting all sorts of crap all over the place.
Its all your fault dammit.

[Bitchkoma]

But you go crazy posting all over the place even when people are here...

[mojo]

Oh yeah. My bad. :)

[Yo Mama]

Hahaha PWND. :lol:

[Tetsujin]

PWND?! Did I hear PWND?!

[Tetsujin]

I smell a bitch of a seal somewhere around here!

[Bitchkoma]

Okay, okay... I'll brush my teeth after eating sardines... sigh..

[Tetsujin]

Still so lonley...why does everyone leave when I get on, is it becuase I smell of rotten cabbage?! Its the cabbage isnt it... :oops:

[mojo]

Im checkin in from work, but i wont be on full time for another 3-4 hours when i get home. :(

[Firestar]

Like I said..the in and out thread...
I'm in..
now I'm out...
Later taters...
8)

[Bitchkoma]

Reporting for duty.

Huh? Nobody here. Well...

[Tetsujin]

Well im back and just wanted to stop in and say...crap forgot what I was going to say....

[the titan]

I think you were going to say something along the lines of welcome?

Come out, come out, wherever you are! It's boring in here with nobody else around!

[Bitchkoma]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9216/sealwavingbh1.jpg

Wavy Gravy

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[Tetsujin]

Titan yes hi, good ta see ya! I see a couple peeps online!

[Bitchkoma]

Clocking-in.....

...and forking off.

[mojo]

Forking in......


And clocking off....

[Tetsujin]

Still clocked in

and am forked up...ok not realy...

[mojo]

well me an corey are here. the rest of ya are fukd.


ok, well the guy's are fukd, the girls are cool coz im a suck.

[Tetsujin]

Mojo are you that drunk already?! Gratz man!

[mojo]

Mojo are you that drunk already?! Gratz man!

No.

this is me sober. sad.

im working in 3 hours. lol

[Tetsujin]

Man sober you is strange...new rule! you can only post drunk! :D

[mojo]

Man sober you is strange...new rule! you can only post drunk! :D

lol, check out last weeks "Bizarre Picture Thread".

trust me drunk or otherwise chemically imbalanced you only want mojo occasionally or it could get messy.

:lol:

[the titan]

Clocking and forking off

and...... what was I doing again!?

[mojo]

C ya titan.

I'll be back on for a good solid session tomorrow, if your at the other place send us a u2u and i'll see you guy's in chat.

mojo

[Tetsujin]

Damn shoulda sent you one tonight...I'm always on Mon-Fri about his time...

[Tetsujin]

Jasn I see you! Some in the water is nice!

[Firestar]

Hey guys..I always miss the party... :cry:
Damn sleep all to hell.
Maybe that's why I keep waking up at 2am.
Perhaps I should come here then.

[Yo Mama]

Still so lonley...why does everyone leave when I get on, is it becuase I smell of rotten cabbage?! Its the cabbage isnt it... :oops:

Nah, it's because you won't share. :lol:

[Bitchkoma]

Yeah! Stop feeding the seal parsley :x

[mojo]

Whoa there was lots on not long ago and now im on my own again.

what gives.

[Yo Mama]

We're ignoring you?

Nah, that can't be it.

[mojo]

woohoo theres peeps here again.

:) me so happy!!

[Yo Mama]

when you're diving at night, and your feet feel the bite,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/morayeel_.jpg


that's a moray
when your hand's in the cave, suddenly you'll need saved,
that's a moray
when you blubber and scream, but you have a bad dream
that's amore
when he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers,
a moray...

that's a moray that's a moray

little fella

when he bites on your thumb, takes a chunk of your bum,
that's a moray
when you reach in his cave, he's all bravo and brave
he's a moray

and it's not how it feels, and you know you have eels,
that's a moray....
scuzza me, but you see, let them be, or you'll see
lotsa morays.......

[the titan]

Well, it appears I am the only one here tonight!

I will stick around for a while longer though, just in case

[Yo Mama]

Are you still sticking? I suppose I could check the "Who's Online" box.

[the titan]

I'm still here......... and there........ and everywhere

[Tetsujin]

Im here like always, and yes I will share one only needs to ask!

[Yo Mama]

Oh, fine, see how all of you are?

Have lives, do you? Got things to do on Saturday, do you? The General no longer good enough to keep you company?

Somebody call the Whaaaambulance.

[JiveTurkey]

It's mojo's fault!


Indeed!



Everything is mojo's fault. Now I must go put this fucking wheel back on the damn golf cart because he corrupted my once gracious ways.


Jasn

[Yo Mama]

I would like to hear more of this golf cart saga.

I have important questions. Such as, do men EVER grow up, or do you remain boys forever, always trying to push the envelope and make all golf carts go where no golf cart has ever been before?

[Bitchkoma]

It all depends on what happens when we reach 40. If life is very good, we grow up. If things are unclear, we get a mid-life crisis and suffer from Peter Pan syndrome.

[Tetsujin]

Hello week day/night friends! lol! Just stoping in to well read all the friggin posts you people pump out!

[Bitchkoma]

I'm not pumping out anything. That would be MM.

[Tetsujin]

Yeah ain't that the truth! BTW...Golfcarts rule.... :twisted:

[mojo]

I would like to hear more of this golf cart saga.

I have important questions. Such as, do men EVER grow up, or do you remain boys forever, always trying to push the envelope and make all golf carts go where no golf cart has ever been before?

Well as someone that has reached forty i can categorically state that NO, we do not ever grow up. And in my case do not want to.
:D

[Bitchkoma]

Peter Pom!

[Steve-o]

Where's my amigos at damn it !!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :twisted:

( Me all alone :( ............ )

[mojo]

I'm here but im about to leave again. No rest for the wicked.

[Tetsujin]

too many posts to keep up...totaly underestimated the posting potential of GN, Mojo, PM, and all y'alls!

[mojo]

time to unleash the power of the fork then corey!!

[Yo Mama]

Tsk, Forkmaster. No excuses for slacking off.

Get moving d00d. :lol:

[Tetsujin]

I've been slacking hardcore both here and the place I normaly slack lol. Im moving as fast as this fat ass can move!

[Firestar]

Hey all! I'm in..I'm out...

[Yo Mama]

*pops in, looks around, pops out*

[mojo]

Im bored you fookers, where the cazaly are ya's.

Not good enuff for ya's hah, well chewy on ya boot.

mumble mumble....fukn....mumble.....bastards.....alone... ..mumble....nothing......mumble.....off

[Yo Mama]

You talkin' to me?

[vckums]

Ok Im on, lets get the party started!!

[mojo]

and im back from the pub coz you all fooked off on me.
look out for some sad posting from the monkey.

[Alessandra]

poor poor mojo!

[mojo]

poor poor mojo!

Ahhh thats what im after, sympathy.
im a sad, sad monkey.
rub me.

(lol, the seal will be mad if i get a belly rub)

[Alessandra]

poor poor mojo!

Ahhh thats what im after, sympathy.
im a sad, sad monkey.
rub me.

(lol, the seal will be mad if i get a belly rub)

how about a pat on the dome?

[mojo]

depends on what dome means where your from!

:clown:

[Alessandra]

I would say head, but that could be taken badly....

hmm..
Cranium?

[mojo]

I would say head, but that could be taken badly....

hmm..
Cranium?

Dammit!!

I wont take it badly.

lol.

(i warned you guy's i was gettin' on it today)

[Alessandra]

lol. suuure ;)

[vckums]

Have fun Mojo?

I can't sleep. I tossed and turned and said screw it Im getting up. Almost 1am here and the alarm goes off in 5 hours.

[mojo]

Have fun Mojo?



Hell yeah.
I had a few beers and played around on here for a couple of hours then went down to the pub and caught up with a few boys. Spent about 5 hours down there then came home pissed and played xbox for a few hours then crashed, only just woke up.
I not so grumpy anymore, i'll spend the day with the kiddies today.

[Tetsujin]

w00t! Its bad to be a grumpy monkey! I have yet to go to bed, will in about...an hour or so....

[mojo]

w00t! Its bad to be a grumpy monkey! I have yet to go to bed, will in about...an hour or so....

I should still be in bed but nightshift fucks with your body clock.
Im up and down at all sorts of weird hours.

[Boondock]

working nights does mess with your body....fo rizzle

[Yo Mama]

So does having little ones get up in the middle of your rest so that you have to chase them back to bed during the night. Four and five times. :roll:

[mojo]

So does having little ones get up in the middle of your rest so that you have to chase them back to bed during the night. Four and five times. :roll:

lol i get that too GN, except when im trying to sleep during the day and the kids are tearing around the house, it sounds like WW3 some days.

[Tetsujin]

Thats what you get for being a grunpy monkey! :evil:

[Tetsujin]

Six I see you! Long time no see mate!

[Yo Mama]

Second that -- we've been missing you, six!

[Iamsix]

No no you really dont see me. I am just a figment of your imagination.

[Bitchkoma]

Oh... okay. Hey, look! A blimp!

[Iamsix]

Was that a blimp I just saw? Or were you just happy to see me?

[Bitchkoma]

Nah.. I'm just happy to have found a new website with eye-candy.

[mojo]

All alone. :(

No one but me and a few guests, the majority of which are google bots.

My life is so sad i am now friends with a google bot.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Yo Mama]

I'm here now. Where the hell you be at?

[mojo]

Ahh real people.... i think.

are you real?

[Yo Mama]

I think I'm real, but how could you tell? I might be a very clever algorithm.

[mojo]

I think I'm real, but how could you tell? I might be a very clever algorithm.

whatever, you make better conversation than google bots.

[Tetsujin]

Yeah! Late night rounds start NOW!

[Yo Mama]

WHY HAS IT BEEN SO FREAKING QUIET THE PAST FEW DAYS????!!!!????

[Yo Mama]

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[Tetsujin]

Dude I have no dea why the lulz have forced them selfs upon us! We must all fight the lulz! down with lulz! down with lulz!

[mojo]

im here but for a short time.
must sleep soon then off to work.
if you havent voted yet do so by clicking thje link at the bottom of the page slackers.

[Firestar]

I'm in and out again...
Mojo..somebody at your door?
:D

[Steve-o]

I'm all alone :( ............ where the fuck is everyone !!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :twisted:

( VampQueen show'd up without me :( )

[Antarizhu]

K so whos here now? Ill wait, no I cant gotta go. check back laters

[mojo]

K so whos here now? Ill wait, no I cant gotta go. check back laters

oh i missed ya! i'll come back on laters too. public holiday here
tomorrow so i'll be around abouts all night. :D

[Alessandra]

I was just told to gargle and swallow....





Whiskey.

[vckums]

It's 1:30 am here....No ones on...

[Yo Mama]

WTH are YOU doing up at 1:30, chick? You feeling ok?

[vckums]

Working on the forum, store and waiting for hubby to get home from OT.

[Antarizhu]

WTH are YOU doing up at 1:30, chick? You feeling ok?

WTH arent you supposed to bebanned!?

Now I just cried because I thought I would never know how it all went for you and that you need an online community, and here you come Popping up again!

[Yo Mama]

Jasn is joking on me. He said I was banned for the reaction, and I think it's funny, so I asked for it to stay.

[Firestar]

I'm here..again..damn addictions..
I'll be out again shortly..damn real life BS.

[Steve-o]

Darn it !!!!!! Where the hell is everyone !!!!!!!!!1 :twisted:

[Alessandra]

Im being a fkin nerd watching Natl geographic channel and Discovery. two awesome shows on!!

[Tetsujin]

Nat Geo FTW! Any onw else on ATM?!

[Yo Mama]

Damn it! Does everyone have a social life but me?

Everyone is out. And here I am, in. In cyberspace. Where what passes for my life is. :lol:

BTW this oughta be stickied -- it keeps getting resurrected anyway.

[mojo]

im here now GN but im off for a HUGE run amok tonight.
4 hours to go.

i will post in about 12 hours in a language never before seen by human eyes.

[Yo Mama]

Hello?

... hello ...

ECHO!!!


...echo ....

Damn it!!!


... mit ....

[mojo]

did i just hear an echo?

[vckums]

Wooohooo Im showered!!

My kids spring vacation starts tomorrow. While no alarm clock sounds fantastic, the fighting is not something I am looking forward to.

[mojo]

Hellooooooooo!!!!!

Oh me so lonely!!!!!

[Yo Mama]

sorry! Just got addicted to Star Defender 4. I'll be back once my firing finger falls off. :lol:

[Yo Mama]

Bored bored bored bored bored bored...

Where the hell is everybody?

Is it my breath?

[Tetsujin]

Im here for now. :shock:

[Alessandra]

y HALO THAR

[Tetsujin]

Holy crap some one is online at the same time as mesa WTFM8

[Yo Mama]

Oh, thank goodness. It was like a cave full of nothing in here.

[Tetsujin]

Well now its a cave filled with...wierd people...sweeeet :)

[Yo Mama]

Except we lost Chii! Oh no, the invisible lonely cave monster got her! Run, Corey, Run!!!

[Alessandra]

no, sorry it was cottonmouth and a lonely bowl that got to me.

[Yo Mama]

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[Tetsujin]

Man no one is ever on at night! :cry:

[Alessandra]

good mor...em...its 12 pm... ok good afternoon!

[vckums]

Hello?? *echo echo*

[Grand]

Hey guys and gals I'm here finally so don't worry.

[Grand]

This is a fucking one liner and yes I did just say fuck.

[Grand]

This is also a triple post... Hey, I'm just seeing how it feels. Ah, very nice :D

[Grand]

And this is me referencing another http://www.amkon.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=417&sid=b246c60c5ae55539093cf28c88d0da8b. conspiracy website.

[Grand]

And this is my sixth post.

[Grand]

Ok, I'm almost done, just have to get it out of me system. I can't believe I had this much holding me back. Ooooooo sweet satisfaction.

[Grand]

And this is my eighth post. Sorry... ok I'm done now. I'll go to another thread, promise.

[Tetsujin]

LOL thats it little guy let it all out, it'll make you feel all better :) :lol:

[Grand]

FUCK.
Ok I think that was dignified.

What is the subject again?

[mojo]

Ok, I'm almost done, just have to get it out of me system. I can't believe I had this much holding me back. Ooooooo sweet satisfaction.

:lol: it is lliberating isn't it.

I think thats what most places don't get, freedom of speech means exactly that, not what someone else decides is free.

Mind you we haven't had to deal with trolls or flamers yet.

And there is just that little devil voice inside me thats really wants to ban some smart ass little internet hero.

:) hehe

[Grand]

Ok, I'm almost done, just have to get it out of me system. I can't believe I had this much holding me back. Ooooooo sweet satisfaction.

:lol: it is lliberating isn't it.

I think thats what most places don't get, freedom of speech means exactly that, not what someone else decides is free.

Mind you we haven't had to deal with trolls or flamers yet.

And there is just that little devil voice inside me thats really wants to ban some smart ass little internet hero.

:) hehe

Ah yes, the good side about being small for now is that its a community that for the most part knows each other and generaly respects the simple regulations. Can't wait for trolls and spammers yay!

[mojo]

Ok, I'm almost done, just have to get it out of me system. I can't believe I had this much holding me back. Ooooooo sweet satisfaction.

:lol: it is lliberating isn't it.

I think thats what most places don't get, freedom of speech means exactly that, not what someone else decides is free.

Mind you we haven't had to deal with trolls or flamers yet.

And there is just that little devil voice inside me thats really wants to ban some smart ass little internet hero.

:) hehe

Ah yes, the good side about being small for now is that its a community that for the most part knows each other and generaly respects the simple regulations. Can't wait for trolls and spammers yay!

I thinkts inevitable that we do get trolls and flamers but even those that have joined here that most of us have not had much to do with previously have all got along famously.
And we sure as hell don't all agree with each other about everything.
I reckon this site is going to appeal to people who will love the freedom to speak as ypou do in everyday life but will also be intelligent enough to respect others opinions without disrespect, no matter how much you disagree.

the moon is populated with iguana's and is made of green cheese you know!
ive seen it.

mojo

[Grand]

You've been here since the beginning haven't you? January 4th 2008?

But I haven't seen a single user so far that is not originally from the above net. Bound to meet them soon I suspect.

[the titan]

Where re you all? I see you as logged-in, but nobody is posting much.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

[mojo]

I'm here.

is everyone in chat or sumthin?

[Yo Mama]

I'm in chat staring at your name and being IGNORED!!!1!!

[mojo]

it's only showing my user name?

[Grand]

I've only seen people in chat once.

[Tetsujin]

You people need to get your asses in chat damn it! I hit that shit up every night and guess what...NO ONE! :evil: