View Full Version : "Time Flies" -- A Thread Inspired by AmKon's Bitch.
JiveTurkey
02-05-2008, 07:29 PM
This saying has always been strange to me.
I have always felt the saying should be changed to "time flies, in retrospect".
Sure, when you look back at the good times in your life, time does seem like it flew by a bit too quickly.
However, as anyone who has ever had to wait two weeks on a paycheck just to buy food will tell you, real time CREEPS by.
Just think about all of those "last hour"s at a job you can't stand. That fucking hour feels longer than the other 7 (or more) of the day combined. At least until it is over.
When one stops and thinks about time lost, I suppose it's only natural to feel that it went by too quickly. I guess that's just a part of us taking the time we have for granted.
Oh well.
To quote a saying I have heard many times in the past, "If you want to live forever, marry someone you fucking HATE"
Jasn
Bitchkoma
02-05-2008, 07:43 PM
I suppose knowing the actual phrase helps if one is to understand the meaning.
Sed fugit interea fugit irreparabile tempus
--Publius Vergilius Maro (29 BC)
Translated it means "But it flees in the meantime: irretrievable time flees"
In other words, it applies to the exact situation you described.
I'll punch J for 1 dollar.
1 dollar.
I'll do it in slo-mo so time does not fly.
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 09:32 PM
http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c7b4aa123.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=4611)
Can you quantify?
Me or the douche's in the picture.
Answer correctly
Or
Face the Consequences.
http://www.qrz.com/uploads/post-7-71517-Monty_Python_Spanish_Inquisition.jpg
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 09:38 PM
Both.
Now what.
Both.
Now what.
You won't see it coming.
Or will you?
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail177.jpg
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 09:46 PM
Pffft. I whip out my +42 Cat O Doom and it eats your rabbit.
I refer you to my previous question.
Pffft. I whip out my +42 Cat O Doom and it eats your rabbit.
I refer you to my previous question.
Of which was rhetorical and redundant
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 10:45 PM
As, my friend, are you. *muah*
As, my friend, are you. *muah*
Twins then.
You can be Arnold.
I will gladly be DeVito. And least he isn't that big of an idiot.
not that you are an idiot.
that wasn't my point.
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 11:03 PM
Methinks we just derailed a thread. LOL
Love ya, Jasn!
This thread was dead. It's from February.
I ain't sweating it.
Unless pecan boy wants some of this!
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 11:27 PM
Well, shit the bed!
Why did you resurrect this thread, anyway? Bored?
What was that you just told me about getting out more? Hmmmm?
Well, shit the bed!
Why did you resurrect this thread, anyway? Bored?
What was that you just told me about getting out more? Hmmmm?
Oh, now revealing our secret, double secrets chats!
I did it because I can.
I am at work.
what is your excuse.
Look a squirrel!
:arrow:
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 11:33 PM
Two small children, one in bed and one that hasn't gone to bed yet.
I have the most important job in the world. Taking care of little rug monkeys.
Two small children, one in bed and one that hasn't gone to bed yet.
I have the most important job in the world. Taking care of little rug monkeys.
I couldn't agree more.
Usually thankless.
But I am with you on that one.
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 11:36 PM
OK then I forgive you.
For now. :P
OK then I forgive you.
For now. :P
Wasn't asking for forgiveness.
If I was, I'd eat Jesus. with chocolate syrup.
Yo Mama
05-30-2008, 11:49 PM
I hear everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz. I'm sure that must include jesus. Jesus, cheezus. LOL
I hear everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz. I'm sure that must include jesus. Jesus, cheezus. LOL
Well they do have those new Ritz.
they are half pretzel/half cracker!
So of course, me being a honky, I loves them...
Foxtrot Oscar
05-31-2008, 12:34 AM
I hear everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz. I'm sure that must include jesus. Jesus, cheezus. LOL
So yesterday was a little slow around these parts... I'm guessing!
Fox
Yo Mama
05-31-2008, 12:45 AM
Yesterday? That was moments ago. LOL