Annoying thing(s) your SO does

[vckums]

Woohoo I'm the first to post in here.....*dances in chair*

Ok name some things your spouse, bf/gf, SO do that annoy you.

[Yo Mama]

Mine? he exists.

He won't go away.

He breathes. He drives. He eats. He makes life a drag.

He's annoying.

He won't finish the freaking divorce already.

Did I mention, he annoys me because he exists? :lol:

[mojo]

No fair vckums you didnt post what annoys you. :D

Hell, i bet my wife could fill up this thread with things i do that annoy her. Luckily she's not about. :)

The thing that ticks me off the most about my missus is that she is an obsessive cleaner.
it drives me nuts, the kids will be playin' a game in a room and wander off and do something else for awhile, as kids do, and she'll move right on in there and clean it all up and then freak out when they come back 1/2 an hour later and start playin' the same game again. i'm just like, hell just let them play for christsake.
or i'll get home from work and leave my shoes by the front door, 5 minutes later and im blamin the kids or the dog for taking off with my shoes, nup, shes put them away in the cupboard, lol, colour coded.

ahhh but it does make me smile too occasionally.

[vckums]

LOL I was being nice and waiting for others to go first.

For mine, he has no common sense. I think that annoys me the most. For instance our gas heater went out. Took out the part to take it to the store to get a replacement. my youngest asks to have hte old part. He likes to tinker with stuff. Dad says ok. I'm like hold up, do you know what it's made out of? Dad says no. Uhh what if it's something thats toxic? Well I didn't think of that.

If he makes something and there's leftovers, he puts them in a bowl but doesnt cover the bowl with foil or plastic wrap.

The man falls asleep within seconds after laying horizontal.

Leaves his shoes by the end of the bed. So when I get up at 2am I trip over the size 12's and curse up a storm.

[mojo]

ROFLMAO, thats me!!!

[Deadflagblues]

I'm a pretty calm guy in real life, though I may not convey the same on a discussion board, but it really pisses me off that she can do and say whatever she wants and when I do something similar she feels the need to cuss me out for an hour on the phone, followed by a lecture. One way street kind of thing... Thank god I can tune just about anything out.

[JiveTurkey]

I'm a pretty calm guy in real life, though I may not convey the same on a discussion board, but it really pisses me off that she can do and say whatever she wants and when I do something similar she feels the need to cuss me out for an hour on the phone, followed by a lecture. One way street kind of thing... Thank god I can tune just about anything out.



Yea, there's a name for that.


Women.

I am convinced that all true evil resides in the vagina.

[Yo Mama]

Funny, I'm fairly certain that all evil stems from the testes.

Perhaps it's a pH thing. :lol:

[JiveTurkey]

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"


that little saying exists for a reason. :P


I am fully aware of the extent some men will take their prickishness (is that a word), but I have NEVER NEVER NEVER seen anything like the evil women can do when they set their mind to it.


50% of the time, the evildoings are deserved, however, that other half of the time they are unexplainable by any sort of logical means.


The evil most men do is stupid and "spur of the moment". The evil women do is usually calculated and designed for maximum hurt.


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[Yo Mama]

You haven't met my ex then.

I'm not one of those vindictive women, I don't do things to hurt.

Boy, he sure does. Uses the kids against me.

Careful of generalizations. Just because the women you have in your life have acted like this doesn't necessarily mean all women act that way. Just like in my life, while it's easy to think all men are like my ex, it's more appropriate to say that something in my psyche attracts and is attracted to men that act that way. So I've unconsciously exposed myself to the asshole factor repeatedly in life.

[JiveTurkey]

Most of the women in my life didn't fit that "stereotype" when it came to me. I have, however, witnessed them all doing it to "friends".


It has been my experience that most of the "evil" women do is done to other women.


Being naggy and bitchy about dumb shit is not, IMHO, "evil".



To avoid generalizations, my comments only apply to women in:

Georgia
North Florida
New Orleans and Baton Rouge
Gautier, Mississippi
Biloxi/Gulfport, Mississippi
Dallas/Ft.Worth, Texas
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Murphy, North Carolina
Augusta, South Carolina/Georgia
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Mobile, Alabama
and
Myspace (the biggest piece of shit online)


I have spent a great deal of time in each of the places listed above and feel confident that I can safely make my judgments.


Of course, this does not apply to 100% of the female populace in these areas. It's likely closer to 80%.



:smokin:



Edit to add: People like your ex should be shot.

I don't care how much you hate/love/want to own someone, you do NOT use the kids.

NEVER NEVER NEVER.


fucker.

[Boondock]

bout the only thing i can think of is she fucking sleeps a lot....fairness to her, she works and i don't but fuck man..even on th eweekend she will go to bed at like 9pm and wake up at like 10am...

iwho the hell sleeps that much...she hooked it from work today and is in there sleeping right now and it is almost 2:30...

i'm sitting here up at like 5am bored as balls. same thing at night....

you know, i like to watch tv shows with her versus just by myself but she has to get her 87 hours of sleep

[Yo Mama]

Sleep can be a sign of depression.

To be fair, before I had kids, I could go 12 or 14 hours at a stretch. Now I'm lucky to get six in a row.

[Boondock]

Sleep can be a sign of depression.

To be fair, before I had kids, I could go 12 or 14 hours at a stretch. Now I'm lucky to get six in a row.

she is not depressed she just fuckin sleeps a lot...mostly on th eweekends cause during the week she has to get up at 6:45 for work...even before we lived together when we just started dating she would sleep like a mofo...i'd call her house and she'd be zonked out...

i am the opposite. i don't sleep that much at all. maybe that is why i notice it so much

[Steve-o]

Yea, there's a name for that.


Women.

I am convinced that all true evil resides in the vagina.

Hahahaha....... thank God I'm still a virgin :D ..... hope I don't have any little artists running around soon ........ but hey ... anything can happen ;) .

Ummmmm.... as for my "online SO " ...... she's fine .... but I'll have to wait 'till I meet her in person to see the way she really is :) ......... :twisted:

[gunner]

Every damn women I have ever had a relationship with slept alot. I saw a book at the grocery store one morning while my first wife was sleeping, it was called, why women are so tired. I would have bought it if I would have given a fuck about that crazy bitch at the time.

My wife sleeps alot now, she is always tired, if I put the moves on her it has to be in the morning, because at night I get the, no Im tiiiiireeeed. UGH!!!!

She takes her sweet ass time when we are going somewhere on days off. I want to get out of the house, and she wants to lag ass and take her time. Once I would really enjoy it if she would just get ready and go instead of fight me on it. I know why though because I give her shit, so she is one of those "empowered" women and feels she has to do the opposite of what I ask of her.

She nags alot at me, causes relate to my first gripe, I am tiiirrreed, you never do anything around here. Your clothes are laying all over the bedroom, the grass needs to be mowed, you need to finish your project you started, etc etc.

I love her, and most of the things that bother me are due to my own retardedness as a man. I wouldnt have her any other way though, and hell no I am not changing my ways. It is the womens job to pick up my clothes, cook my dinner, and have sex with me when I want it. ha ha ha!

[Oblivion]

id love to tell ya'll what pisses me off about my missus of 14yrs, but im only allowed a few thousand characters in this post so ill have to keep it brief.

the minute she walks in the door i get "iimmm huuungryyy (sad face, says it all drawn out.) whats for dinner" .. like she's never missed a meal anyway!

tonight i said "im not hungry, what do YOU want" and i get the same "oh this shit again, why do *I* have to decide"
my reply? "coz *your* the one whos hungry so *YOUR* the one who has to eat it"

if i do the slightest thing wrong, she bitches and moans and makes a big deal out of nothing and wont listen to what i say..
if she does something i dont like and i mention it she puts up her defence shield and bitches and moans about me making a deal out of nothing and how im being an asshole .
either way i cop the same shit thats blown out of proportions, she just cant admit her mistakes and turns it all back on you.

most of her family is schizophrenic, and none get along. i think she just wont admit it that she is schizo too coz she changes mood quicker than a kid toggling a light switch late at night. (not meant as an insult to all ppl with mental disorders but she does let her emotions wildly run hot n cold like a tap with little control.)

its 14 years and counting, but fuck..... you get less time for murder! :evil:

edit: truth is, just like her mum she uses her emotions as a way of getting her own way by being a drama queen if everything is not to HER level of satisfaction.

[Yo Mama]

Dayum, Oblivion, I think my ex is really a woman.

That would explain a whole helluva lot.

[Alessandra]

I've got you all beat...


I dont have an SO :lol: :lol:

[Boondock]

oblivian, have you tried backhanding her?

http://xb9.xanga.com/676d316026d30105047428/w74255408.jpg

[Alessandra]

wtf?

[Boondock]

wtf?

wtf what?

[Alessandra]

that pic, man...

[Boondock]

that pic, man...

it's just a battered woman....

called a joke man....gonna be lotsa them round here

[Lexion]

I'm late, I know. That's how I roll.

She sticks by me.

No matter what I do, she's there.

Women, drugs, drugs....did I mention
drugs ?

She's still here.

Maybe that's a good thing.

[JiveTurkey]

I'm late, I know. That's how I roll.

She sticks by me.

No matter what I do, she's there.

Women, drugs, drugs....did I mention
drugs ?

She's still here.

Maybe that's a good thing.


Good thing?

The drugs or sticking by you? hehehe




:P



Jasn

[vckums]

I got a new one. I will say hey Im hungry. Kids chime in, yeah we're hungry. He will ask what do you want, we spin off ideas and he still just sits there not doing anything. Mon-wed are his days to do food. grrrr

[madnessinmysoul]

she's almost always late (today i had to wait for an hour and a half) and teases me a bit much sometimes

...that's pretty much it.

[the titan]

Tells me that she will call me back in a little bit....... 4 hours later when I call her, she is all mad at me for calling her when she said she'd call back.

[vckums]

Tells me that she will call me back in a little bit....... 4 hours later when I call her, she is all mad at me for calling her when she said she'd call back.

Damn! Ask her to define a little bit next time LOL

[Iori Komei]

Hm,well I've never had a significant other per se, however there was a guy I was quasi seeing who was crap at spelling, that annoys me.