The dumbest ever quiz answers

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LONDON (Reuters) - Question: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant's answer: Goosey Goosey.

Warning to all those know-alls who shout at the television screen when contestants offer dumb answers to blindingly obvious questions -- one day that could be you.

From regional radio shows to "Who Wants To be a Millionaire?" and "University Challenge," people make fools of themselves -- as internet site www.jumpingjacksbar.com (http://www.jumpingjacksbar.com) found in collating some of the worst howlers.

Here are leading contenders for the "Dumb Down" gold medal:

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963?

Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then

Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant: Forrest Gump

Presenter: In which country is Mount Everest?

Contestant: Er, it's not in Scotland is it?

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the

name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci

Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Presenter: In which European city was the first opera house

opened in 1637?

Contestant: Sydney

Presenter: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and

Israel last?

Contestant: (after long pause) Fourteen days

Presenter: Where did the D-Day landings take place?

Contestant: (after pause) Pearl Harbor?

Presenter: What is the currency in India

Contestant: Ramadan

Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which

jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he

play?

Contestant: Jesus

[Tetsujin]

Classic!

[/quote]Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which

jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he

play?

Contestant: Jesus

[Yo Mama]

Jesus of the Jungle!

Now there is a savior I might be able to stomach! :lol:

[Bitchkoma]

Dumb humans. Soon us Pinnipedians will take over the world... soon.

[mojo]

I found this one. Dont shoot the messanger, OK.

Way back when tv was live, there was an episode of the Newlywed game and the question was

Presenter: "Name the strangest place you've had the urge to make love?

First Lady Answers: "In the ass"

ROFLMAOUISTPM


EDIT: ohh here i found the original question and answer, lol, funny shit.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

[mojo]

From various editions of Family Feud:

Q: Name something you'd put in a gardening shed.
A: A gardener.

Q: Name something people say they've never considered trying.
A: Sex on a train.

Q: Name a game you can play in bed.
A: Hot dog.

Q: Name a place where you wouldn't expect to see a nun.
A: A brothel.

Q: Name a tradition associated with Christmas.
A: Hanukkah.

hahhahhhhahaaahhhha...ooohhhhhh man....

[vckums]

LOL those are good ones Mojo

[WhispersInTheDark]

Merry Christmas Jesus of the Jungle!

[hp]

"In the ass"


Isn't there at least one gay bar by that name.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Isn't there at least one gay bar by that name.

Margaret Cho: I was hanging out in the one gay bar in all of Scotland. They have *one* gay bar. It was called C.C. Bloom's. C.C. Bloom's is the name of the character that Bette Midler played in Beaches. That is the gayest thing I have heard in my entire life. That place should just be called Fuck Me In The Ass... Bar and Grill.

[theeindiee]

Merry Christmas Jesus of the Jungle!

Thanky ewe.