Found: strange websites

[Bitchkoma]

So I was looking for pictures of models in bodypaint (there was an honourable intent, I swear!). Instead I found a website where people sent photos of their breasts and ask people to rate them.

[Tetsujin]

Congrats Bitch, you found P0rn! *claps for this big moment in Bitchs life*

[Iamsix]

Whats even worse is that he didnt share.....

Honorable shmarnerable

[Tetsujin]

I guess he was rubbing his own belly....

[Iamsix]

LMAO..He shoot his eye out

[Tetsujin]

ROFLMAO! Quick call 911 he has something in his eye...again...

"Yeah 911 its Bitchkoma again"

"Yeah its in my eye this time..."

[Iamsix]

911 op..." But Mr Bk..This is the third time today we have been out. Have you been looking at the painted girls sights again?"

[Bitchkoma]

Well, I didn't find the body-paint site. I found a rate my boobies site called "Assess my Breasts".

It wasn't enough for me to shoot my eye out. But I did find a pic of model in body-paint made to look like Firestar. That's hot.

[vckums]

LOL I almost spit soda on my monitor! You guys are hilarious!!

[JiveTurkey]

"umm yea hey, 911, it's Quagmire again.....yea, it's caught in the window this time"

[vckums]

I found you a picture
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/model-dis ... h4kugHcggF (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/model-displays-body-make-up-Nadia-Brito-contest-during-carnival-festivities/photo//080206/ids_photos_en/r4085605865.jpg/;_ylt=Amfz4vTezb0XpV53Ndh4kugHcggF)

[Yo Mama]

OMFG That's freaky! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/24.gif

The lovingly painted buttocks danced off into the sunset ...

[Bitchkoma]

This is even wackier:

http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/sept/bo ... art125.jpg (http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/sept/bodyart2101007/body_art125.jpg)

[vckums]

Aww I can't see it, says Forbidden

[Bitchkoma]

Crap!

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2425 ... 125wu8.jpg (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2425/bodyart125wu8.jpg)

[Yo Mama]

LMAO!! Where'd they get the butt nipples, I wonder?

[vckums]

LOL Too funny!!

[Iamsix]

Its really gonna suck if little Timmy gets sent to jail for anything....He's gonna be REAL popular...lmao

[Occam]

OK, I can't figure out how to post the ones I saw, but I can send them to Atheist_Pariah. She's more skilled at that stuff so she can probably put them up.

K/O

[Yo Mama]

I sure can! I have an account ready to go.

Ugh, but that will mean checking my email, which I'm avoiding for reasons of blood pressure salvage today.

I promise I'll work up the courage to check by tomorrow morning and post them then.

[Yo Mama]

Here are some pix from K/O, totally not work safe:

1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/ATS/alien.jpg)

2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/ATS/elefantinho.jpg)

3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/ATS/paint_asses.jpg)

[Bitchkoma]

AP, the first two are totally disturbing. The third is alright.

Anyway here's an interesting one:

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1686/49bfe7.jpg

The look on those cops faces is priceless :D


And here is one of the most interesting ones I found (NSFW) -- Linky (http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1680/47bkc0.jpg)

[Yo Mama]

I was body painted and photographed by Annie Leibovitz for her book, Women. Sometimes a print is for sale on EBay, but I haven't seen any lately.

Go HERE (http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0375500200/ref=sib_dp_pt/105-4510288-0633219#reader-link), put "campbell" into the search box, and it's Page 59.

[Bitchkoma]

Awww... requires registration.... so lazy...

[Yo Mama]

Too lazy to see a Pariah in her underwear, eh? Suit yerself.

[Bitchkoma]

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:beatdown:

[vckums]

I remember you telling me about that. I ordered the book and I want my book autographed. I KNOW A CELEBRITY!!!!!!!! Woohoooo! Can I name drop??? :wink:

[Yo Mama]

Nope, no name dropping. Otherwise the cyberstalking bitch might google this place.

Sorry, BK. Don't know what to tell ya, man. If one shows up on EBay again, I'll link ya.

[Yo Mama]

OK, HERE (http://www.tfaoi.com/cm/4cm/4cm526.pdf).

Page 9, second photo down.

[Bitchkoma]

Holy crap! If I saw you like that at night I'd pee my pants! :shock:

[Yo Mama]

I bet you say that to all the girls. :lol:

[vckums]

Got ya another website with body painting

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/featur ... /painting/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/painting/)

[Bitchkoma]

I've got that bookmarked :D
They're so realistic -- best I've found so far.

[Yo Mama]

WOW!!! :shock:

That's some nice body paint.

[Bitchkoma]

Oh.. wait. It's not the same thing I bookmarked. This was what I bookmarked: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsu ... ypainting/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/bodypainting/)

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_pnemcova_08.jpg
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_bhall_10.jpg

That's fine, detailed work. I wish I was the brush :twisted:

[vckums]

I was looking at the one link I posted for ya, and a thought popped into my head. How do they not show the bottom girly parts? Do they put something there?

[Yo Mama]

Full poontang wax, I believe. And maybe some airbrushing.

Or maybe they just use superglue. :lol:

[vckums]

LMAO I figures a wax was a must for that. There has to be air brushing cause otherwise they got Barbie Doll crotch.

[vckums]

Damn we need some pics of painted males....

http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/g ... ting_1.jpg (http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/images/body_painting_1.jpg)

And just for shits and giggles
http://timswine.com/blogart2/spiderman.jpg

[Yo Mama]

Ew! Spiderman needs to learn to tuck. :lol:

[mojo]

LMAO I figures a wax was a must for that. There has to be air brushing cause otherwise they got Barbie Doll crotch.

Airbrushed = No camel toe.

[Bitchkoma]

Airbrushed = No camel toe.

Yeah. If you check out the "behind the scenes pics" from the link vckums gave you can find your camel toe there :cheers:

[vckums]

Hey I need an autograph!!!! I got the book today! WOoohoo

[Yo Mama]

Me? and my scary body paint?

[vckums]

Yes you, and NO not scarey.