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Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 12:45 PM
I have had post nasal drip all winter from one cold or another.

I'm getting sick of it. No pun intended.

I wake up in the morning and it's like there's slugs in my throat. I have to make these horrible noises and gag for what seems like forever to get myself clear.

I was on antibiotics last week for a nasty cold's residuals, and I STILL have PND.

Does snot have any nutritional value? Enough of it's running down my throat, I hope that there's a silver lining.

Somebody, make it stop. Please. Halp.

Bitchkoma
01-29-2008, 01:53 PM
Does snot have any nutritional value? Enough of it's running down my throat, I hope that there's a silver lining.

Yes. It contains semi-dead bacteria trapped by lysosomes (cellular body-bags). It will give your macrophages (a cousin of the white blood cells) something to practice on, if the lysosomes haven't finished the bug up yet. Kinda like how vaccines work.

It should be noted that the lysosomes also contain lots of digestive enzymes. So I guess it will give you better digestion, too. Maybe.

mojo
01-29-2008, 02:02 PM
Does snot have any nutritional value? Enough of it's running down my throat, I hope that there's a silver lining.

Yes. It contains semi-dead bacteria trapped by lysosomes (cellular body-bags). It will give your macrophages (a cousin of the white blood cells) something to practice on, if the lysosomes haven't finished the bug up yet. Kinda like how vaccines work.

It should be noted that the lysosomes also contain lots of digestive enzymes. So I guess it will give you better digestion, too. Maybe.

I cant believe you know that much about snot.
Seriously bitch you need to get out more. :D

Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 02:38 PM
Everything I was wanted to know about snot but wasn't afraid to ask. :lol:

I'm just tired of sounding like an elephant with an adenoid problem.

JiveTurkey
01-29-2008, 07:56 PM
colloidal silver.


Yup. I am a whore for the stuff but dammit, it has NEVER failed me and I am still un-smurflike.



J

Iamsix
01-30-2008, 11:27 AM
And here I thought Bitch was just our resident techno geek...He has other redeming qualities too

JiveTurkey
01-30-2008, 07:29 PM
bitch is indeed the shit.


our resident shit bitch. (i kid)



Indeed!

Martian Exile
04-06-2008, 06:32 AM
Salt water up the snot locker. Works every time. I went to see my flight surgeon years ago, I said “Saw Bones, this green shit is so rubbery it would bounce off the walls if it wasn’t so sticky.” He said “surfers don’t have nasal infections, bugs hate the salt, snort salt water up the ‘ol schnaz, it’ll be gone in two days.” Buy the good stuff, “ocean”, it’s all in the atomizer.

Yo Mama
04-06-2008, 10:17 AM
As interesting as snorting salt water sounds, my doc put me on antibiotics and voila! Snot B gone. Plus the uber powerful antihistamine.

I think it's the damn flowering trees at the moment. Our back yard has cherry and mulberry trees, several of them, enough to turn my dark silver car yellow from the pollen.

I wouldn't doubt that has a lot to do with my discomfort.