View Full Version : One Line Post!!!
Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 11:14 AM
Get it out of your system right here, folks!!!
Bitchkoma
01-29-2008, 12:36 PM
What?
Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 12:42 PM
You heard me!!!!
Tetsujin
01-29-2008, 01:27 PM
I'm lost master of the almight noodly one
Bitchkoma
01-29-2008, 01:37 PM
Everybody loves Ramen.
Tetsujin
01-29-2008, 01:38 PM
May we all be toutched by his noodly apendage...
Bitchkoma
01-29-2008, 01:44 PM
Screw that. I wanna eat him. Those meatballs look mighty tasty.
Tetsujin
01-29-2008, 01:49 PM
You want to WHAT!
Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 02:38 PM
You know FSM loves to have his meatballs eaten.
Bitchkoma
01-29-2008, 03:45 PM
In the East,they say animal testicles have medicinal and libido-enhancing properties, what more the testicles of a deity??! :twisted:
Everyone will be worshipping my junk.
:hail:
Wonderful. :farao:
vckums
01-29-2008, 05:21 PM
All hail da junk!
Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 05:56 PM
Why do they call it junk anyway?
Firestar
01-29-2008, 06:03 PM
How about... FUCK YOU!
:twisted:
LOL...
Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 06:04 PM
Not only a one line post, but an obscene one with all caps.
You're walking a thin line there, FS.
Firestar
01-29-2008, 06:20 PM
Why yes Iam...
Ah the glory of it all.
Well you said get it out of my system...
I feel so much better now...
Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 06:37 PM
CATHARSIS!!!
Now I've done it, too. :lol:
JiveTurkey
01-29-2008, 06:41 PM
lyk OMG fck bzcits
Firestar
01-29-2008, 06:47 PM
lyk OMG fck bzcits
Wow J,
ROFLcopters!!!!!
After that I'm feelin' kinda valley girl.
AP I know you can relate to this...
Like Oh my god, gag me!
Like I need a barf bag OK..like like every other word I say is like..OMG!
JiveTurkey
01-29-2008, 06:58 PM
have you guys seen the cellphone commercial with the little girl and grandma that talk that way?? she's a prissy little bitch but still...it's funny.
JiveTurkey
01-29-2008, 07:00 PM
In all seriousness, the OLP rule at the other site always baffled me.
What says "I couldn't agree more. In all honesty, I have felt that way for quite some time. Believe it or not, I was actually a skeptic for a LOONNNNGGGGG time until one of my peeps here opened my eyes to the treachery" better than "INDEED!"??
J
Yo Mama
01-29-2008, 07:06 PM
Too many rules. It seemed OK until I left. Now it seems really restrictive.
But can you imagine the quality of some of the one line posts if they didn't have that rule? :roll:
Bitchkoma
01-29-2008, 07:21 PM
In all seriousness, the OLP rule at the other site always baffled me.
I still don't understand what about it got people baffled. It's fairly well explained. It's an okay rule, and I think most (if not all) of the rules in their T&C are good.
What and how it is enforced might be a different matter..
lol, i cant believe the amount of times i thought i had a stunning one line come back but was never able to use it for fear of getting a sticker.
mind you my idea of a stunning one liner and someone elses is probably way apart. hehe
JiveTurkey
01-29-2008, 08:04 PM
In all seriousness, the OLP rule at the other site always baffled me.
I still don't understand what about it got people baffled. It's fairly well explained. It's an okay rule, and I think most (if not all) of the rules in their T&C are good.
What and how it is enforced might be a different matter..
As with many baffling rules, the enforcement (or lack thereof) was the root cause of the befuddlement.
I understand (and agree with) the rule in a sense of keeping stuff like "whatever!" from clogging the forums. However, MANY MANY MANY threads on that site were easily answered/discussed with one line posts.
It seems that the only ones that were allowed to stay were those of the "spam" variety.
Bitchkoma
01-30-2008, 04:08 AM
However, MANY MANY MANY threads on that site were easily answered/discussed with one line posts.
I don't get what you're bitching about -- I regularly use one liners without any problems.
It's actually quite simple -- one liners on topic is okay. One liners off-topic is only okay when no one is looking. It's not that hard. If you want to be a bad boy, make sure you're not fool enough to get caught. Else it's just stupid.
I've skirted the T&C plenty, but I do it smart. I've even attacked others, but I do it smart. Subtle. Don't emulate the idiot lions. Follow the ways of a leopard. Strike when no one is looking. Lion-style bravado only works when you've got a group backing you. Else do it like ninja cats.
Yo Mama
01-30-2008, 10:41 AM
Ninja cats! :lol:
Unfortunately, if they've got it in for you, you can't get away with anything. I think sometimes that someone was assigned to read everything I wrote because I was too "volatile."
Iamsix
01-30-2008, 10:44 AM
I am with BK on this one. I have used one liners plenty of times and never got warned or points away. They were alway on topic. I never used anything like "whatever". I alway hit back in a way that fell within the T&C, but got my point across, WAY across. I do understand what it is for, and I agree with what the spirit of the rule, but the unequal application of the rule is what gets me.
Tetsujin
01-31-2008, 03:13 PM
Meh is all I have to say to that. Realy its not that hard to but a little thought into your posts and just add another line or two. Sure I don't put thought into a damn thing I do, but hey...don't be like me lol 8)
a good substitute for chewing gum is a condom and toothpaste.
Foxtrot Oscar
09-18-2009, 11:56 AM
Difference between a hedgehog and ATS... The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.
skunk
09-18-2009, 12:04 PM
This is not a one line post!!!
reheat stale chewing gum in the microwave, it softens it up nicely.
skunk
09-18-2009, 12:07 PM
Fuck yo couch.