View Full Version : The Beast Approaches
Bitchkoma
01-23-2008, 12:10 PM
This hunt would have gone much more smoothly if it weren't for the bloody packet losses.
Soon. Soon.
Bitchkoma
01-23-2008, 12:13 PM
Six more to go. Perhaps I should spam the games forum? Don't want to miss the beast. I have waited a long while for this.
Bitchkoma
01-23-2008, 12:35 PM
K-Beast!!!
:rifle:
:beathorse:
That, ladies and gentleman, was the K-Beast. The n-thousandth post, which in this case is post number 1000.
My work here is done. Looking forward to the next K-Hunt.
:lol: you really DO need to get out more BK.
Iamsix
01-24-2008, 11:20 AM
I hate to say this but.....Just what the hell are you talking about B?????
Tetsujin
01-24-2008, 12:02 PM
Six mate, leave the crack head alone, they bit (just kidding Koma, but what are you talking about?)
Bitchkoma
01-27-2008, 03:25 AM
I don't do crack. Cocaine is better.
* * *
It's a silly little forum game (and in retrospect this should've been posted in the Games forum). The objective is to shoot the 1000th post down with a violent smiley.
For example, my previous post in this thread is post number 1000. Mojo's is 1001, Six is 1051 and Corey is 1057. This post of mine is is post number 1102. So there is another 898 post until the next K-Beast appears.
At any rate, this thread is to discuss further methods of developing this utterly pointless game. Perhaps some ground rules to make it more (or less) of a challenge.
JiveTurkey
01-27-2008, 05:07 AM
bK,
it has been my experience that absolutely nothing you do is pointless.
Iamsix
01-28-2008, 10:28 AM
O I C...Hmmm very interesting.....Prizes???? Vacation to 3.028370 North 101.573220 East maybe???
Bitchkoma
01-28-2008, 02:25 PM
Why would you want a vacation to the street outside my house?
Iamsix
01-28-2008, 02:53 PM
It is a location that is not in Georgia....lol... Winners vacation at the luxurious Casa De Coma for 7 day 6 night all inclusive.....
Bitchkoma
02-02-2008, 01:52 PM
So, the Beast is almost here again. Five more posts to go. I'm somewhat handicapped this time. Internet connection is spotty this site of the world what with the three (or four, some claim) submarine communications cables cut.
Yo Mama
02-02-2008, 02:27 PM
Hmmmm ... can I make 5 posts that are relevant, not boring and are not one liners? Probably not. :lol:
K - BEAST
:machinegun: :beathorse:
Yeehaw!!!!
Yo Mama
02-14-2008, 07:48 PM
Damn it to hell! This is what I get when I go to the park with my kid.
A pox on me for being a good mother! :lol:
Damn it to hell! This is what I get when I go to the park with my kid.
A pox on me for being a good mother! :lol:
lol, why do you think ive been online so much the last couple of days. hehe.
I was worried that BK was lurking around somewhere though when it got close with only a few posts to go. you just cant trust cute, furry marine creatures.
Yo Mama
02-14-2008, 07:54 PM
He did that to me last time. Sneaky freaking sea dwelling mammal.
Bitchkoma
02-15-2008, 01:26 AM
Awww.... I missed it. I was making scrambled eggs and I accidentally mixed up the parsley with Corey's stash...
Tetsujin
02-15-2008, 02:25 AM
Now you use my good stash for cooking! BITCHHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Mama
02-15-2008, 10:26 AM
Oooo special eggs. I want some!
I was going to hunker down and wait for the beast but i must get me some sleep dammit.
good hunting friends, may the best shot win.
Yo Mama
02-18-2008, 08:51 PM
I was going to hunker down and wait for the beast but i must get me some sleep dammit.
good hunting friends, may the best shot win.
Only 80 posts to go. I bet TPM pushes us over the edge by noon tomorrow.
Vive la Konspiracy!
K -Beast
:machinegun: :beathorse:
LOL, i just woke up, check the forum and lo and behold 2 posts to go. Mojo has now killed the beast twice.
You can have your high posts counts, lol, i'm the Hunter!!
Yo Mama
02-19-2008, 09:40 AM
Some of us have to sleep. :( Damn beast would come out at night here.
The Beast approaches.
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K - Beast
:machinegun: :beathorse:
mojo, i hunt, i find, i kill.
(BK thats 3 -2)
Bitchkoma
02-22-2008, 04:09 AM
Damnit! I was watching TV...
How do you catch enough fish to survive? :D
no wonder us monkeys run the world, stupid marine creatures.
Bitchkoma
02-22-2008, 04:23 AM
Japanese fishing boats have made us seals lazy. We just follow them around. How do you think we manage to secure enough blubber?
LOL, so thats why there killin those minke's.
Well, havin now killed the beast i will retire to my bunker and snooze.
night all.
Yo Mama
02-22-2008, 10:42 AM
Damn K Beast is nocturnal in this part of the world. I was sleeping. :evil:
Yo Mama
02-25-2008, 07:43 PM
It's getting near hunting season again.
Woohoo. Game on.
Not sure if i can hold out this time around, getting sleepy.
Where the hell is the MDMA when ya need it.
Yo Mama
02-25-2008, 07:54 PM
I have to go out for a few hours this evening, too.
I bet BK nails it. Damn seal.
Noticed him hanging around alot today. Sneaky bastard.
Bitchkoma
02-25-2008, 07:58 PM
Mwahhahahahahahahaha!!
LOL.
well i think im out of the hunt this time around ive got about 1/2 an hour before i have to crash.
Yo Mama
02-26-2008, 12:52 AM
Damn it! 34 posts away from the Beast and I'm too tired to sit up and think of that many relevant posts. And I don't feel like spamming.
So, I propose a pool -- I say TPM will have the K-Beast by the time I wake up tomorrow; say 6:00 a.m. PST.
Yo Mama
02-26-2008, 10:43 AM
Ha! Nobody took it so I will!
K-Beast!!! :rifle:
Oh hell. I see the seal did it IN ANOTHER THREAD!!! Cheater. :P
Bitchkoma
02-26-2008, 12:01 PM
:lol:
No rule says you can't snipe it from another thread :P
JiveTurkey
02-26-2008, 01:52 PM
what
JiveTurkey
02-26-2008, 01:53 PM
is this
JiveTurkey
02-26-2008, 01:53 PM
k beast
JiveTurkey
02-26-2008, 01:53 PM
you speak of
JiveTurkey
02-26-2008, 01:54 PM
????
mwahahahhaha
JiveTurkey
02-26-2008, 01:55 PM
Oh
I got it.
:twisted:
Yo Mama
02-26-2008, 02:20 PM
:lol:
No rule says you can't snipe it from another thread :P
Maybe not, but out of common courtesy not to confuse old people like me, you'd think that it should go in THIS thread. :P
JiveTurkey
02-26-2008, 02:39 PM
:lol:
No rule says you can't snipe it from another thread :P
Maybe not, but out of common courtesy not to confuse old people like me, you'd think that it should go in THIS thread. :P
No worries.
You will now officially be the FIRST person to hit 1k posts here
:)
Jasn
Bitchkoma
02-26-2008, 02:39 PM
It was Corey's fault. I had everything planned out. The trap was set so that the K-Beast would walk into this thread. Then he made a lot of ruckus in the ban thread that it scared the beast and sent it running into John Lear's thread. I had no choice but to shoot.
Yo Mama
02-26-2008, 02:46 PM
Thanks, Jasn!
OK, I'll let you off the hook this time, fur face. Nice buck passing, BTW. :lol:
Congratulations to our 1st "SUPER MEMBER", General Nuisance.
1000 posts.
:D
Yo Mama
02-26-2008, 05:31 PM
Gosh, I feel just so darn super! :lol:
Gosh, I feel just so darn super! :lol:
You need a technicolour dream cape. :lol:
Yo Mama
02-26-2008, 05:41 PM
I do have one ... in my dreams. :wink:
Bitchkoma
03-03-2008, 02:15 PM
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WHEN IT COMES
By: Incubus
It's coming around again
They're letting it out again, again
It's coming around again
They're letting it out again, again
It's coming around again
They're letting it out again, again
It's coming around again
They're letting it out again
When it comes, it comes abrupt
When it feels, it feels like trading brains with an imbecile
For real
Yes I feel emphatic about not being static
And not buying philosophies that are sold to me, no, at a steal
Just when you thought, it was safe to think
In comes mental piracy, and no
What I'm looking for (for)
Can not be sold to me
I wish they all would stop trying
Cuz what I want, and what I need, is and will always be free
It's coming around again
They're letting it out again, again
It's coming around again
They're letting it out again
When it comes, it comes announced
And it feels like a matador is taunting me with his reddest red cloth
And I am the bull
Yes I feel emphatic about not being static
And not eating the bullshit that's being fed to me
Cuz now I'm full
Just when you thought, it was safe to think
In comes mental piracy, and no
What I'm looking for (for)
Can not be sold to me
I wish they all would stop trying
Cuz what I want, and what I need, is and will always be free
It's coming around again
They're letting it out again, again
Bitchkoma
03-03-2008, 02:54 PM
K-Beast!
:rifle: :beathorse:
Damn it, im at work and i missed the fucker.
Now the seal is back in front. Grrrrr.
Yo Mama
03-03-2008, 04:20 PM
I'm too sick to give a toss. Sigh. I'll never catch the two of you now.
Bitchkoma
03-07-2008, 05:16 PM
K-Beast!
:rifle: :beathorse:
Yo Mama
03-07-2008, 05:17 PM
Already???!?!?!11!
Bitchkoma
03-07-2008, 05:17 PM
Muahahahahahahahaahahahah!!!!!!
Yo Mama
03-13-2008, 12:15 AM
Oh! I think I got it this time!
K=Beast! :beatdown:
Steve-o
03-13-2008, 01:12 AM
Huh ?????? Que ???? :lol: :twisted:
Yo Mama
03-13-2008, 01:13 AM
Where you been, man? LMAO
Every 1000th post is the K-Beast. The person who posts with a violent smiley gets the points.
Usually it's mojo or BK. But they seem to have slacked off today. Or I missed the post. :lol:
Steve-o
03-13-2008, 01:18 AM
Hahaha ... I still don't get it "Mom " :lol:
Oh well ......... lets just continue to post :D :twisted:
Hahaha ... I still don't get it "Mom " :lol:
Oh well ......... lets just continue to post :D :twisted:
You have to kill every 1000th post steve-o.
The last couple have appeared when ive been sleepin' damn it.
That seal must never sleep. :(
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 10:33 AM
Alright damnit Just where is the damn counter. I cant find it. Cheaters. Hide it so others cant play.
Yo Mama
03-13-2008, 10:44 AM
Heh. Go to the very last post made on the board, and look up in the address bar. It will say what number post it is.
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 11:33 AM
I must be stupid because I am not seeing it where you say to look.
Yo Mama
03-13-2008, 11:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Kali_Ma/Z-1/untitled.jpg
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 11:43 AM
Honestly...Mine doesnt show that...For your post it showed something else.
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 11:43 AM
Ohhhhh wait NOWwwwww I see it
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 11:44 AM
The hunt is on now.................
Steve-o
03-13-2008, 11:49 AM
Now I finally get this shit !!!! :twisted:
( Where the hell is the Beast !!!!!! :D )
Yo Mama
03-13-2008, 11:50 AM
Muahahahaha
The monkey and the fur bearing seal are going to have more competition now. :twisted:
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 11:52 AM
As long as the seal doesnt make things slippery with his sea cucumber goo
Steve-o
03-13-2008, 11:56 AM
Hahaha ........ stop it with the sexual stuff Six !!!!! :twisted:
Or you'll be BANNED !!!!!!!
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 12:01 PM
You, my friend are behind the times, or have not read the appropriate thread. No sexual inuendo there. Besides you dont wanna ban me. I am tooo much fun
Steve-o
03-13-2008, 12:18 PM
Hahaha .... OK Six ..... you're right .... I can't ban ya :( .
Just don't mention it to the other members or they'll think I'm a pussy :( :lol: . LMAO !!!!!
Iamsix
03-13-2008, 12:21 PM
It will be our "little" secret then....LMAO
Steve-o
03-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Hahaha ......... stop makin' me laugh bro !!!!!
Don't ya got somethin' better to do ... well ... besides walkin' around in GN's underwear :P :lol: .
Yo Mama
03-13-2008, 01:30 PM
WTFBBQ?
Six, how'd you get my undies?
Bitchkoma
03-13-2008, 11:06 PM
Oh! I think I got it this time!
K=Beast! :beatdown:
It's supposed to be every 1000 posts on the post. You missed it by 40 posts.
The 9th K-beast escaped all of us :(
Yo Mama
03-13-2008, 11:16 PM
I tracked it to its lair and killed it.
Don't be taking my glory, fur face. I get little enough of that as it is. :lol:
Iamsix
03-19-2008, 09:35 AM
WTFBBQ?
Six, how'd you get my undies?
I uhhhh...I.....I......dont know
Yo Mama
03-19-2008, 10:45 AM
K-Beast (13 over)!!!
:rifle: :beathorse: :whip: :beatdown: :machinegun:
Bitchkoma
03-19-2008, 03:21 PM
huh? there's like 200 posts more to go. you time travel now?
Iamsix
03-19-2008, 03:38 PM
The flu must have sapped her mental facilities.....lmao....
Yo Mama
03-19-2008, 04:19 PM
LMAO I had a burst of insomnia last night, couldn't sleep, got up early and didn't have enough coffee. I saw that the post number was 9700 and I guess I saw it as 7000.
Shit happens. I'm old. :lol:
Yo Mama
03-21-2008, 08:24 PM
10K-BEAST
:beatdown: :rifle: :whip: :machinegun: :jedi: :beathorse:
Only 22 late. But I saw it first! Muahahahahahaha!!!
Bitchkoma
03-22-2008, 01:40 PM
Wei! Main tipulah! Maner boley camni! Dah terlajak 22 dah... kok kaloo 2 ker, takper jugak... nie 22!
Tak aci. Tak aci. Aku tak terima. Tak. Tidak. Ti-dak. Tak sah! Tak mendapat sijil kelayakan. Ni kira "disqualified" nie...
Yo Mama
03-22-2008, 01:58 PM
I don't know what you just said, but it's bullshit.
Nobody claimed the beast, i hunted it down and slayed it.
Gimme some points, man. You and the monkey can't bogart it. :P
Bitchkoma
03-22-2008, 02:11 PM
Tahi kerbau? Tahi kambing lah engkau!
Bitchkoma
04-09-2008, 05:41 PM
Hey man, what happened to the hunt? Three beasts escaped coz nobody bothered...
Iamsix
04-09-2008, 05:43 PM
Dunno...He usually comes about when I am gone...
Yo Mama
04-09-2008, 09:16 PM
I thought everybody else gave up, so I did too.
Is the hunt on again, then? Because I'm game!
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
04-09-2008, 09:27 PM
So, are we hunting GN then?
She said she was game! :roll:
Yo Mama
04-09-2008, 09:32 PM
And the first person to fall into my stale joke trap is ...
:lol:
Hey man, what happened to the hunt? Three beasts escaped coz nobody bothered...
I was close to the second to last one but it got spooked and i missed the sucker.
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
04-10-2008, 12:33 AM
D'oh!
Yo Mama
04-24-2008, 12:29 PM
Fuckin-A!!!! It's OOOOOON mothafuckas.
:machinegun: :rifle:
Dammit, id forgotten all about the Beast what with all the new stuff to read and such.
Ok going to keep my hunting gear close by the computer from now on.
Yo Mama
04-29-2008, 07:28 PM
Damn it! Who let the beast escape unnoticed, while I was napping.
Goos, if you made the 20,000th post, you're in trouble, mister.
Tsk.
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
04-29-2008, 07:32 PM
Shit, can you tell?
Yo Mama
04-29-2008, 07:33 PM
Well, yeah. After you post a message, the URL at the top has the post number as the last string of info.
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
04-29-2008, 08:11 PM
Ah HAH!
Very well, the hunt is on!
BTW...it wasn't me!
I made 19998 & 20002, might have been YOU!
Bitchkoma
04-30-2008, 05:55 AM
It was vckums in an unrelated thread.
linky (http://amkon.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=20000#20000)
Yo Mama
05-01-2008, 08:17 PM
K-Beast!!!!
:beathorse: :beathorse: :beathorse: :beathorse: :beathorse:
GhostOfCaptSpaulding
05-01-2008, 08:18 PM
Fuck!
That was fast!
Yo Mama
05-01-2008, 08:19 PM
I saw it coming up and had the post ready to hit the button on for over an hour. :P
I saw it coming up and had the post ready to hit the button on for over an hour. :P
awww hell i'd forgotten about the K Beast.
we need to do a count, i think the seal is probably still out in front.
Yo Mama
05-01-2008, 08:35 PM
He is, but not for long, if he keeps slacking like this.